Beave and Midge weaves an epic tale from the straight of Hormuez all the way to Midge's barn. We have a wicked awesome time and make fun of all the people who wanted a 2nd Iran war. Enjoy the show!!!

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As is tradition, Beave makes up some shit on the fly and R and Midge have to bring in some of their own shenanigans to spice it up! Beave uses AI to find some of the white trash stories from around the United States and we attempt to rate them in some kind of order. We go off the rails a few times but stay on target, mostly. Enjoy the show!!!

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It doesn't matter where you work, America or Iran, you're gonna have stupid co-workers and incompetent bosses. Beave predicts what the war in Iran will lead to, Midge rants about just killing them all and Beave end on travelling. Enjoy the show!!!

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R and Midge discuss TAXES, religion and how Midge's wife is making him a misogynist. Beave show up and tells us about going to the bar, cleaning up for a breakfast supper and how Helen Keller could mix up her boyfriend and her dad. Enjoy the show!!!

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What better way to have a great life than hear Beave's most sage advice? Newton has some pretty awesome laws and Midge doesn't know any of them but he knows how to dome up! A tornado ripped through our hoods and went zipping and ripping all over our home town. Tom-a-hawk missiles, expensive, maybe. Worst commercial Beave has ever heard and then Midge rips into economics. Women make terrible friends to each other and Midge knows why. Beave breaks down the well laid plans to flatten Iran in an instant and Midge thinks Unions are great! Enjoy the show!!!

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Beave loves riding a bike with a big ole dick attached to it! Midge wants a retard baby for a discount price. The cost of Midge's taxes have went down thanks to Midgette. The Iran War is going off the hinges and we have not ruined negotiations by bombing them during negotiations. They for sure can't get new nukes thought! We also chat about comedy, Skankfest and dream vacations. We wrap this glorious episode up by breaking the myth of price gouging and how to have "Unlimited Power"! Enjoy the show!!!

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Beave brings up the craziest story Midge has ever heard and it involves a sex magic cult! Do you know what or who Keysian is? Midge has a big tell all and it is kind of insightful. Will an ambulance save you, only if you're in it's jurisdiction. Old people can't handle the A.I. future and it just is going to get rougher for them. All of Midge's CPR questions get answered and he will never save a crack head! Papa roach is now hip and what is the worst thing that could happen at a gangbang? Enjoy the show!!!

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Beave and Midge come at you with the Snow Olympic idiots and hotties. Midge can't think well when he is in pussy. Micro penis problems and how to accept a micro penis. Thomas Massie and the Epstein Files. How the first feminist fucked us and why Twin Peaks isn't a place. Enjoy the show!!!

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Beave vents about rich pricks in the airplane industry! Midge has grown tired of arguing for the umpteenth time. Beave attends a immigrants birthday bash and make him sing happy birthday. Baby Beave rolls! Getting reparations is easier than culling the population and Elon stops going to mars and picks the moon! We're totally a wholesome Christian Podcast! Enjoy the show!!!

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Joy joins us for a great conversation about all things Amish. How they stink, treat their women and what happens when they're equipment gets stuck in a pond. Taxes get brought up and how we hate them and Midge rants about hating the news. Enjoy the show!!!

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