We are sorry for not being better at getting podcasts out on time and not having new episodes. In repentance we have the most vile, disturbing and down right trashy this or that Beave could come up with. Midge's skin crawled and R contemplated life decisions. Enjoy the show!!!

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Welcome back to another Guest Episode with "Driver", he's an avid Stand Up Jet Ski Rider & Wheeler Dealer Extraordinaire!

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Midge and Beave bring you some of the most awesome topics in the world! Beave has a step by step guide on anal sex. Lena the Plug and why being a pornstar and having a pornstar for a wife would suck. We have two This or That's and Midge would earn 21 million dollars. Enjoy the show!!!

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We slam into high gear immediately talking about sluts and who would suck our dicks harder, Ukrainians or Russians. Beave dissects the recent big dogging by the white house. Midge and Beave go ham about economics. Midge has an idea to stop child molesters and they round it out with video games and KillTony. Enjoy the show!!!

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Beave fights fire with crayons! Blue is the color of the sky and red is fire. This episode was off the hinges, laughing, crazy hypotheticals and more. Enjoy the show!!!

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Dr. Beave attempts to dive into why Midge is such a fucking pessimist. The jury is in and listen to find out. R gets wordy, Beave yells and Midge dodges self accountability like a Rusike dodging Ukraine's drone grenades. Enjoy the show!!!

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We talk strippers, vegetable people, cyber warfare, annoying people and politics, cops that do a great job and the ultimate solution. Enjoy the show!!!

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We're Always Right! Midge and the gang figure out how to end all future wars without civilian casualties. R slings rope four times in 24 hours and still won't spill about how big his hog is. Beave chooses war with his wife and Midge has never seen Rambo. Enjoy the show!!!

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