Does your daughter have her rape card punched? Do you know what a rape card is? Find out on this episode! Beave, R and Midge discuss the political climate, how to start a game show with Barack Obama and Tiger Woods and rounding it off is a relationship advice session and possibly a book in the works! Enjoy the show!!!

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The boys get into the best way to jerk off in the shower. Lily Phillips fights another British slut that stole her fuck crown. R talks about Indians and how they can solve their female to male ratio problems and more. Enjoy the show!!!

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R and Midge start this bad boy with a nice slow build till we express how much we love our wives and should get a once a year free pass to smack the shit out of them. Beave joins us mid way and the oddest conversation of the podcast ensues. Cats and the 1920's noiore film that will be filmed using Midge's cats. Enjoy the show!!!

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Beave recounts how heroic he is for putting his super down and saving lives. Midge really hates people. Tump tower is bombed and we doubt the integrity of the news. Religion is evil and porn is becoming illegal. Midge and Beave debate how to say Nikolai Tesla's name. Beave has the bomber dudes email and reads it in its entirety while R and Midge heckle him. What's better a chess tournament or a chest tournament? Midge gives a brief and loud lesson about supply and demand. R hates people as well, we love our loves and thank god Midge is not superman! Enjoy the show!!!

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R and Beave talk about why making a new years resolution is stupid. Video games are regressing and there's no new action stars because people suck. Enjoy the show!!!

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Merry Dickmas!!! Would you kill people if every time you did you had 2 hours to find someone to shove their dick in your ass?

Midge, R and Beave discuss Christmas and how they spread cheer. Lebron James is a baby about three pointers. R loves the Lions and F.T.P. and many more insane and zany topics! Enjoy the show!!!

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It's the two hundredth episode! We start out with discount tire mechanices then we leap into the main meal. What do we think represents the MB Machine Podcast the best! R uses A.I. to write promotions and a poem, Midge writes four poems/raps and Beave talks about the most impactful episodes we've recorded. We also feature Lily Phillips and if we would participate in her gangbang! Enjoy the show!!!

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R gets a pitch fork through his foot and it scars him for life. Midge and R talk about going back in time and how to avoid being labeled a witch. Being an old timey doctor rules and we know how to get away with killing patients. R has a kick ass sister! We despise grocery shopping with our wives. Pro Hitman vs Amateur Hitman. We have plans for a 200th episode!!! And Midge debates on paying for his wife to be abducted, Taken style!!! Enjoy the show!!!

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Did you know that Black Men can sing country and are good at it? Midge has been on a hip hop craze and R reminisces about his hip hop listening youth. R predicts the future and Midge brics his steam deck. Both men hate the news. R has an epiphany of life and it's repetitive. Ralph our father terrorizes the old folks home. Enjoy the show!!!

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LD is with us today, he gets some cheese. Step sisters are fuckable but not half sisters or moms. Our Uncle Dollar doesn't like Japs. Beave binges 3 hours of the fish tank before recording. Midge has the tiniest dick out of his brothers. Reality TV isn't real so says Beave. We talk about our wives and how much of a prepper they are. Two this or That's and more! Enjoy the show!!!

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