It's Friday. That means ignorance is abound.

Do you still read newspapers? Also, beer makes men more fertile, so ladies, take these steps to ensure your man gets you good n' preggers.

Michael Talks About the Importance of the Newspaper.

Texas set to become the 3rd largest producer in the world; the infant mortality rate in Venezuela skyrockets; man in Bentley shot in the head during robbery attempt at strip club; Obama lectures that you shouldn't have too much money

San Francisco to vote on new tax on businesses that will go to homeless; now Marriott comes out to say they will no longer have straws at their restaurants; During the ESPYs last night, a ridculous Walmart ad about masculinity run

Why the newspaper industry is struggling as Michael reads a column by a Houston Chronicle columnist & gives his thoughts on why the newspaper industry is struggling

Trump said he simply misspoke. Thank God for Wayne in Galveston setting us straight on the issues. Ramon’s vast musical knowledge is put to the test. Linda is the call of the day!

Recapping the All Star game last night; MLB's excellent tribute to Medal of Honor recipients before the game last night; Trump flip-flops, claiming he misspoke about Russia; Alabama man's car breaks so he walks 20 miles to work, the president of the company gives him his car after hearing the story

Democrats 'abolish ICE' bill don't really want a vote on it; James Comey now tweeting to support Democrats in the mid term; NAACP wants to make voting here mandatory; Best hot dogs in Houston; Gov't losing money on printing

Judge Don Willett's mom passes away, the beautiful and humorous obituary; How the media are totally in the tank for Beto O'Rouke; Houston area bikini bars sue over the state's pole tax; why the prohibition on gambling in Texas is ridiculous

Michael Highlights A Good Police Officer the MSM Won't Tell You About

Michael discusses Trump's recent comments from his meeting with Putin in Helsinki

Gohmert says Lisa Page was actually helpful during her interview unlike Strozyk; Woman bites off part of the nose of another woman and swallows it; Ramon's wife is being downsized and is looking for an IT gig; Final Four comes to Houston in 2023 despite Mayor Parker claiming that we'd get nothing if we didn't pass the HERO ordinance; Arkansas town repeals ordnance barring dancing on Sundays

The head of Portland's police union says the city is like a cesspool with poop everywhere; CBS reporter witnesses human smuggling across the Rio Grande; Russia-Trump scandal latest

Alexandria Ocacio-Cortez clueless on unemployment; columnist with Business Insider resigns after social justice warriors succeed in getting editors to pull her column; Chance McClain's legacy films; Clock Boy's slander case against Ben Shapiro is tossed

Michael Rails On SJW Who Yell About Opinion Writer Who Gave Her Opinion.