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Dear Pennies & Pallers, 

This week we are joined by the legendary Aimee Mann! 

Our first letter addresses our pen pal Kristen’s question: naps or no? In our second letter, Stu asks for advice on how to handle his freeloading relatives. 

We also discuss: Aimee’s tour, Daniel’s Tom Waits impression, and more!

We wish you well, sincerely, 

Your Pen Pals Daniel Van Kirk & Rory Scovel

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In our first letter, a teacher in rural Montana explains how proud she is to see her male students openly showing affection towards one another. She also asks what we had for lunch today.

In our second letter, a Pen Pal describes a truly nightmare AirBnB experience in Atlanta, involving baby lotion and a stripper pole.

We also discuss: ventriloquism, the transformative power of leaving your comfort zone, the name “Lester,” why you don’t go downstairs, and more.

We wish you well, sincerely,

Your Pen Pals Daniel Van Kirk & Rory Scovel

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Dear Pennies & Pallers, This week we’re joined by our friend, the hilarious Chris Garcia! In our first letter, a Pen Pal wants to know: how (and where!) do you flirt without the help of alcohol? In our second letter, a Pen Pal is working hard to get his life back on track, but feels the negativity that surrounds him creeping in. How do you reject negativity? We also discuss: Three Doors Down, being a flirty person, writing “ya” vs “you,” embracing joy, and more. We wish you well, sincerely, Your Pen Pals Daniel Van Kirk & Rory Scovel

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Dear Pennies & Pallers, In our first letter, a Pen Pal describes her plan to construct an off-grid homestead with her partner. She wants to know: what would our homesteads be like? In our second letter, a Pen Pal explains the emotional experience of returning their dog to the animal rescue group. They also ask: what are our travel bathroom strategies? We also discuss: banter, getting into Tool, how big an acre is, go-karting to the office, the Buc-ee’s bathroom, and more. We wish you well, sincerely, Your Pen Pals Daniel Van Kirk & Rory Scovel

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Dear Pennies & Pallers, In our first letter, a Pen Pal asks for advice as they come to terms with a lack of passion in their long-term relationship and some lingering feelings for a high school love. In our second letter, a Pen Pal asks which fruit we think best captures our essences.  We also discuss: the advantages of a Communications Degree, the definition of utilitarian, upside down pineapples, philosophical questions at the cheese store, and more.  We wish you well, sincerely, Your Pen Pals Daniel Van Kirk & Rory Scovel

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Dear Pennies & Pallers,

In our first letter, a Pen Pal describes their incredible experience running a trail race through the Appalachian Mountains, and the strange feelings she had upon returning to normal life.

In our second letter, a Pen Pal raves about Pixar’s “Soul,” and asks what art has moved us.

We also discuss: a great Cameo from a fan, stinkin’ thinkin’, finding moments of zen, and more.

We wish you well, sincerely,

Your Pen Pals Daniel Van Kirk & Rory Scovel

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Dear Pennies & Pallers,

This week we are joined by the hilarious Sona Movsesian!

In our first letter, a male Pen Pal explains how he learned to overcome shitty gender norms and embrace his love of crocheting. He then asks: do we have any interests or preferences that go against traditional gender norms?

In our second letter, a Pen Pal shares the (incredible) January edition of the nude calendar he makes for his wife.

We also discuss: Sona fighting in her dodgeball league, dick pics, reading greeting cards out loud, having the D’Angelo V, and more.

We wish you well, sincerely,

Your Pen Pals Daniel Van Kirk & Rory Scovel

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Dear Pennies & Pallers,

In our first letter, a Pen Pal has a wild experience at a deeply strange acupuncture clinic.

In our second letter, a Pen Pal fascinated by death explains why they love Victorian-era items and want to own an actual skeleton. They then ask: do we own any odd or meaningful items?

We also discuss: calling a Little League game, a wreath made of hair, pressure points, embracing new experiences, and more.

We wish you well, sincerely,

Your Pen Pals Daniel Van Kirk & Rory Scovel

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Dear Pennies & Pallers,

This week’s new Pen Pal is the always brilliant Brett Goldstein.

Our first letter gets right to the point: how often do we sit down when we pee?

In our second letter, a Pen Pal shares their thoughtful perspective on the joys of polyamorous living.

We also discuss: clapping for yourself, poltergeists, going commando, redefining your relationship, and more.

We wish you well, sincerely,

Your Pen Pals Daniel Van Kirk & Rory Scovel

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