the Mildly Frumpy Protagonist

In Episode 5 of BY THAT I MEAN, Seth and Asia explore holy terror and dead squirrels. Visit Seth's website at themfp.org and subscribe to the podcast through iTunes. Follow Seth on Twitter @mfpseth.

Ladies, gentlemen, and sponges of the By That I Mean podcast fanbase: we at theMFP studios are aware that our previous episode was, put delicately, too fucking long. Much like Asia in this week's episode, expect no apologies from us. Do, however, expect tales of peanut butter-injected pretzels, racism, and Chaz Bono's incipient bits. Subscribe at themfp.org or on iTunes, and follow Seth Pierson on twitter @mfpseth.

Get ready! The third episode of By That I Mean unravels many subjects you thought couldn't and shouldn't be discussed: Asia's dream home, the benefits and beauty of bathtubs with jets, the Tea Party, and gay racists.

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– The Mildly Frumpy Protagonist

To those who said it couldn't be done (that would be none of you) and to the one person who said it should (thanks Dan!), I present to you Episode Two of the By That I Mean podcast! This episode features my co-host and co-hort, Asia.

Listen with terrified glee (and gleefied terror!) as we recount my rash, what makes a perfect red velvet cupcake, and love lunch. Please note this was recorded many moons ago in January, and my audio rig wasn't working perfectly yet so there are bleeps and blips in the final product that won't appear in future episodes. Yes, I AM giving you those extra bleeps and blips ENTIRELY for free! You're welcome.

Subscribe through iTunes by clicking the link to your right, and please follow me on twitter @mfpseth. Hope you enjoy! By That I Mean I desperately need you all to like me.

-- The Mildly Frumpy Protagonist

Ladies, gentlemen, and single-celled organisms!  This is the emergency first episode of my podcast, BY THAT I MEAN! In it, I explain how Corporate America is the David Copperfield of electoral politics, and how you absolutely positively MUST vote in the midterm elections that happen to take place today.