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March 20 "Modern Cartoon March Madness" | The Modern Apes Podcast | with Tristan Bowling & Daniel Bridge-Gadd
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What's good team, I hop e that you guys are enjoyed the Luis J. Gomez episode last week. Also keep blasting those votes for the Tristan as the 3rd chair on Legion of Skanks, as it all helps.
This week in honor of March Madness we doing our own version of it with "Modern Cartoon March Madness." You guys liked the Bracket Warz style episodes we have done in the past, with the "Bird Wars" and 'Candy Warz" so we thought we would run it back to find what the best cartoon of all time is.
Of course Tristan has a little more of a dark adult cartoon taste. While Daniel lives in the nostalgia of old kids cartoons from his past. With a mix of Nickelodeon and Cartoon Network shows thrown in the mix with some Disney and a few random outliers.
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EPISODE CHAPTERS :
0:00-7:30 (Opening Riffs)
7:30-9:35 (Over The Garden Wall vs. Phineas and Ferb)
9:35-11:05 (Ben 10 vs. Kim Possible)
11:05-13:03 (Total Drama Island vs. Regular Show)
13:03-16:05 (SpongeBob vs. The Power Puff Girls)
16:05-17:17 (South Park vs. Paradise PD)
17:17-21:16 (Johnny Test vs. The Boondocks)
21:16-25:29 (Amazing World of Gumball vs. Codename Kids Next Door)
25:29-26:08 (Family Guy vs. American Dragon Jake Long)
26:08-28:25 (Phineas & Ferb vs. Kim Possible)
28:25-30:03 (Regular Show vs. SpongeBob)
30:03-31:07 (South Park vs. The Boondocks)
31:07-32:00 (Codename Kids Next Door vs. Family Guy)
32:00-32:35 (Kim Possible vs. SpongeBob)
32:35-33:55 (South Park vs. Family guy)
33:55-36:14 (SpongeBob vs. Family Guy)
36:15-40:41 (Scooby Doo vs. Ed Edd & Eddy)
40:41-44:55 (Adventure Time vs. American Dad)
44:55-46:56 (Gravity Falls vs. Some Nonsense Show)
46:56-47:18 (Dexter's Laboratory vs. Steven Universe)
47:18-49:49 (Rick and Morty vs. Super Robot Monkey Team Hyper Force Go!)
49:49-51:58 (The Simpsons & Lilo & Stitch)
51:58-53:41 (Avatar The Last Air Bender vs. Teen Titans)
53:41-55:48 (The Cleveland Show vs. The Fairly Odd Parents)
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1 hr 1 min
March 09 Luis J. Gomez talks "MOGULS" w/ The Modern Apes | Hugh Hefner & John McAfee
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Welcome back to another glorious episode of The Modern Apes Podcast!
We got a BIG ONE this week folks! You've know him from Story Warz, RAP, and obviously Legion of Skanks...it the Puerto Rican Rattlesnake Luis J. Gomez!
He sits down with the boys and they are talking moguls. For those of you who don't know Luis is co-creator of Skankfest which is quickly becoming one of the biggest comedy festivals in the country. He also runs an entire podcast and production network in GAS Digtial, so he may know a lil something.
The boys brought two heavy hitters of their own.
Daniel talks the creator of everything PlayBoy....the Heff Hugh Hefner and all comes with that. From wild playmate stories to his death, and what meant for the culture.
Tristan comes in with the tech mogul John McAfee, who is know for many things including some of the biggest anti-virus software on the planet.
Luis J. Gomez
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0:00 Start
8:00 Tristan's mogul (John McAfee)
15:00 How John Made his Money
20:00 How Tristan Uses His Carry On's
28:10 Nerf Russian Ro*lete
33:00 Luis' Nickname
41:00 Daniel's Mogul (Hugh Hefner)
45:39 Luis Doesn't Like Music!?
48:55 The End Of Hugh Hefner
55:56 Mildred (Millie) Williams
57:00 What Was Going on At The Mansion
59:00 The Wrap Up

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1 hr 5 min
March 03 "BTS of Adult Film Legends: Johnny Sins, Riley Reid, & Bonnie Blue Unplugged!" | Modern Apes Podcast
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Welcome to The Modern Apes Podcast! Join your hosts, Daniel Bridge-Gadd and Tristan Bowling, as they dive into the wild world of adult entertainment with legends Johnny Sins and Riley Reid.
Ever wondered how a regular guy transforms into social media's go-to guy for every profession? Meet Johnny Sins, the multitasking marvel who's tackled everything from doctor to astronaut. And don’t forget Riley Reid, the queen of adult film whose infectious personality and charm have made her a fan favorite.
In this hilarious episode, we unpack the not-so-serious side of adult films. From behind-the-scenes bloopers to bizarre fan encounters, you won't believe how Johnny's "Sins" led to his rise to fame, and Riley's unexpected journey—from aspiring actress to adult film superstar.
Spice up your day with groundbreaking insights, laugh-out-loud stories, and maybe a few jaw-dropping revelations! Will Johnny spill the beans on his most outrageous scenes? Can Riley reveal her secret to staying relatable in a not-so-relatable industry? You’ll have to listen to find out!
Don't forget to like, subscribe, and hit that bell icon! Dive into The Modern Apes Podcast for your front-row seat to the steamy, funny, and absolutely unpredictable world of adult films.
Join us — because who wouldn’t want to learn how to navigate the “wild side” with a few comedic twists? It’s time to get your giggle on!
Join us as we dive into the captivating world of Bonnie Blue, an unforgettable star known for her bold performances and magnetic personality. In this episode, Bonnie shares her journey in the adult film industry, from how she got started to her experiences on set. Get ready for candid insights, fun anecdotes, and a behind-the-scenes look at what it’s like to be a trailblazer in adult entertainment. Don’t miss out on this engaging conversation that blends humor, honesty, and inspiration! Tune in for an entertaining and enlightening chat with Bonnie Blue!
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1 hr 15 min
February 23 "Black Famous" | The Harlem Hellfighters & Quarterback Warren Moon | Modern Apes Podcast
Welcome back to the Modern Apes Podcast!
In this exciting episode, hosts Tristan Bowling and Daniel Bridge-Gadd delve into the inspiring achievements of Black historical figures, focusing on two remarkable topics: the Harlem Hellfighters and the legendary Warren Moon.
Get ready for an in-depth exploration of:
The Harlem Hellfighters: Discover the incredible story of these African American soldiers who not only fought bravely in World War I but also played a pivotal role in changing perceptions of Black soldiers in the military. We'll discuss their remarkable contributions, the challenges they faced, and how their legacy continues to resonate today.
Warren Moon: Learn about the groundbreaking career of Warren Moon, the first Black quarterback inducted into the Pro Football Hall of Fame. We’ll explore his journey from college athlete to NFL superstar, including the obstacles he overcame, his impact on the game, and his influence on future generations of players.
Topics to Watch Out For:
The significance of representation in sports and military history.
How the Harlem Hellfighters inspired movements for civil rights and equality.
Warren Moon's trailblazing career and his role in redefining quarterback play in professional football.
The cultural legacies of these figures and their relevance in today's social landscape.If you’re passionate about history, sports, or the remarkable contributions of Black figures in American culture, this episode is filled with fascinating stories and insights.
Join the conversation! Don’t forget to subscribe and turn on notifications to keep up with our latest episodes. Share your thoughts in the comments, and let us know which figures you'd like us to cover next. Your suggestions could be featured in future episodes.
Tune in now and celebrate the extraordinary achievements that continue to shape our world!
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1 hr 10 min
February 16 "Modern American Controversial Figures | Alex Jones & The Files | Modern Apes Podcast
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Modern Apes Podcast - Exploring the Dark Side of Sports and Culture
Welcome to the Modern Apes Podcast! Hosted by Tristan Bowling & Daniel Bridge-Gadd, we are your ultimate guide into the riveting world of controversial figures within the realms of sports, media, and culture. Dive deep with us as we uncover the shocking truths and complex narratives surrounding some of the most polarizing personalities today.
In our gripping episodes, we tackle thought-provoking topics, including:
Alex Jones: Discover the far-reaching influence of this divisive media figure on sports, politics, and societal beliefs. We analyze the intertwining of misinformation, conspiracy theories, and their impact on athletes, coaches, and fan culture. What role does Jones play in shaping public opinion, and how does it affect major sporting events? Get ready for a candid discussion about media responsibility and the power of influence in today’s digital age.
Jeffrey Epstein: Investigate the connections between this notorious financier and high-profile individuals in sports and entertainment. Our in-depth exploration covers the implications of Epstein's scandal, its ripple effects throughout the professional sports community, and the urgent conversations surrounding power, privilege, and systemic issues within society. How did his actions impact athletes and the broader cultural narrative?
Controversial Figures in Sports and Culture: Each episode features a deep dive into various other notable personalities, from athletes embroiled in scandals to celebrities facing public scrutiny. We dissect their legacies, the complexities of their actions, and the societal discussions they spark. Learn how controversies shape perceptions and influence the future of sports and culture.
Why Tune In?
In-Depth Analysis: We provide thorough examinations of the societal implications of controversial figures, encouraging listeners to think critically about the material.
Expert Commentary: Featuring guest experts and commentators who bring valuable perspectives on the key issues that drive conversations around these personalities.
Engaging Community: Connect with fellow listeners and engage in thoughtful discussions through our social media channels. Your voice matters, and we want to hear from you!
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56 min
February 09 Head to Head in "THE BIRD WARS" | Modern Apes | with Tristan Bowling & Daniel Bridge-Gadd
This week the boys decided to switch it up and do something a little different. The boys are going Head to Head in the first ever "BIRD WARS!"
How it works is both of the boys were given five topics of birds as if they were RPG video game archetypes:
Grunts
Speed
Stealth
Brutes
Wildcards
Best of 5 is how the game gets decided, and its off of who has the best argument, not just whos bird is best outright at the highlighted skill set.
Make sure to leave a comment for each round so we can know who the true winner is when its all said and done. And if you like this style and want some more, let us know in the comments as well.
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1 hr 20 min
February 04 "The Boys Talk Ball" | BountyGate & 10 Cent Beer Night Fiasco | The Modern Apes Podcast
Welcome to the Modern Apes Podcast! Hosted by Tristan Bowling & Daniel Bridge-Gadd, we dive deep into the thrilling world of sports like never before. Join us as we uncover the secrets and scandals surrounding iconic events, including:
The Big Game – reliving the intensity, drama, and unforgettable moments that make championship football legendary.
The Saints Bounty Scandal – exploring the controversial underbelly of sports ethics and player safety in the NFL. How did this scandal shape the future of football?
The infamous 10 Cent Beer Night at Rangers Baseball – a wild night of chaos and camaraderie that transformed a regular game into a historic event. Why did this night go down in infamy?
If you’re a sports enthusiast who loves captivating stories, shocking revelations, and deep dives into sports culture, then this is the podcast for you! Don’t forget to subscribe for weekly episodes filled with humor, insight, and exclusive interviews.
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1 hr 14 min
February 03 "Extreme Weather Conditions" | The Modern Apes | w/ Tristan Bowling & Daniel Bridge-Gadd
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Welcome to the Modern Apes Podcast, a dynamic show hosted by Tristan Bowling and Daniel Bridge-Gadd. In this episode, we dive deep into the fascinating and often bizarre world of extreme weather phenomena. From record-breaking storms to unprecedented temperatures, we explore narratives that will leave you captivated and informed.
In our discussion, we highlight a variety of extreme weather events that have captivated public interest over the years. You’ll hear incredible accounts of tornadoes that devastated entire towns, hurricanes that redefined coastlines, and snowstorms that brought cities to a standstill. Each story serves as a reminder of the raw power of nature and the unpredictable conditions that can arise.
We also delve into the human stories behind these events, showcasing remarkable tales of survival and resilience. We discuss how individuals and communities band together in the face of adversity, emphasizing the strength of the human spirit when confronted with nature's fury. Tristan and Daniel share interviews and anecdotes from those who have experienced these extreme weather events firsthand, providing a unique perspective that is both engaging and educational.
Furthermore, our exploration touches on the significant implications of climate change and how it is reshaping our weather patterns. We examine scientific evidence linking rising global temperatures to the frequency and intensity of extreme weather events. This thematic connection prompts a broader discussion about our responsibility to understand and mitigate the effects of climate change, making it not only a tale of wild weather but a call to action.
Our hosts bring their trademark humor and insight, balancing serious discussions with lighthearted banter. Whether you’re a weather enthusiast, a climate change advocate, or simply looking for an intriguing story to share, this episode has something for everyone.
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Join us on this journey through the extremes of our atmosphere and discover the stories that will captivate your imagination!

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1 hr 15 min
January 21 "Throwback Reality TV!!" | Flavor of Love & My Husbands Not Gay | The Modern Apes Podcast
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Welcome to the Modern Apes Podcast! Join your hosts, Daniel Bridge-Gadd and Tristan Bowling, as they navigate the wild world of reality TV. From the outrageous antics of Flavor of Love to the jaw-dropping revelations in TLC's My Four Husbands Not Gay, we dissect the drama, fashion fails, and romance red flags.
Dive into our episodes filled with hot takes, hilarious commentary, and insightful discussions. We explore the cultural impact of your favorite shows and unearth hidden gems in reality television.
Whether you’re a fan of chaotic love triangles, unforgettable personalities, or just want a good laugh, we've got you covered. Hit that subscribe button and join the modern primate squad today!
Keywords: reality TV, Flavor of Love, TLC, My Four Husbands Not Gay, drama, comedy, pop culture, podcast, entertainment, discussions, humor.

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1 hr 25 min
January 16 "Sweet Treats" Ft. Shaun Murphy | The Modern Apes | w/ Tristan Bowling & Daniel Bridge-Gadd
Welcome to the Modern Apes Podcast! In this episode, hosts Tristan Bowling and Daniel Bridge-Gadd are joined by special guest Shaun Murphy to unravel the delicious world of sweets and candy. If you're a candy lover or simply have a sweet tooth, this is the episode for you!
We dive into trending topics like the ultimate ice cream showdown—what’s the best ice cream flavor out there? From classic vanilla and rich chocolate to creative combos, we dissect them all. Plus, you won't believe the surprising benefits of drizzling olive oil on vanilla ice cream, a trend that’s taking the dessert world by storm!
Not only that, but we also share tips on how to choose the best candy for any occasion and discuss the latest candy trends that everyone is talking about.
And don’t miss our guest Shaun Murphy, whose new special Long Story Thin just released on Mark Normand’s YouTube channel! It’s packed with hilarious stories and insights you won’t want to miss.
Join us as we mix laughter with sweet treats in a fun and engaging episode. Hit that subscribe button and turn on notifications to stay updated on all our delicious discussions and entertaining content! Your sweet tooth will thank you!
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1 hr 3 min