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May 26 "Medieval Mania" | Ft. Blake Freeman | Pee Usage + Plague Doctors | The Modern Apes Podcast
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Hey everyone, welcome back to another episode of The Modern Apes Podcast with Tristan Bowling and Daniel Bridge-Gadd!
This week the boys get a guest from "Down Unda" in Blake Freeman. He wanted to get into Medieval Times......and boy did we!
After a bit of riffing Daniel goes into 5 different ways that people in those times would use pee for things other than the bathroom. Like cleaning CLOTHES!! Yeah it get a little grimy but it some stuff you should know for sure.
Then Tristan comes in with the history of the plague doctor. The big scary bird looking thing that would make your hair fall out the second you saw them. They would often have herbs and spices like KFC in their beak to protect from disease.....surprise it didn't work out all that well.
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1 hr 13 min
May 19 "Restaurant Warz" | Ultimate Fast Food Tournament | The Modern Apes Podcast
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Welcome back to another glorious episode of The Modern Apes Podcast, with your favorite hosts Tristan Bowling & Daniel Bridge-Gadd!!
It's time for everyone's favorite type of episode...BRACKET WARZ!! This week Tristan & Daniel debate tournament style to see who is the true king of fast food!
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0:00 Join The Patreon
1:50 Opening Riffs
6:14 Combo Restaurants
18:33 Tristan's Birthday Present
21:20 Arby's vs. Jack in The Box
25:30 Auntie Annes vs. A&W
27:02 Boston Market vs. Burger King
29:36 Chick-Fil-A vs. Checkers
31:30 Chipotle vs. Cinnabon
33:48 Jimmy John's vs. Dairy Queen
40:45 Five Guys vs. Carls Jr.
42:41 In n' Out vs. White Castle
44:30 Jack in the Box vs. Auntie Annes
45:30 Burger King vs. Chick-Fil-A
49:00 Chipotle vs. Dairy Queen
49:15 Five Guys vs. In n' Out
50:39 Jack in the Box vs. Chick-Fil-A
52:30 Chipotle vs . In n' Out
53:50 Jack in the Box vs. In n' Out
55:32 El Pollo Loco vs. Taco Bell
57:27 Subway vs. Sonic
58:15 Wendy's vs. KFC
58:55 McDonalds vs. Long John Silvers
1:00:50 Quiznos vs. Steak & Shake
1:02:05 Duncan Donuts vs. Jersey Mikes
1:02:33 Panda Express vs. Panera
1:03:33 Popeye's vs. Whataburger
1:04:44 Taco Bell vs. Subway
1:05:03 Wendy's vs. McDonalds
1:10:01 Quiznos vs. Jersey Mike's
1:10:13 Panda Express vs. Whataburger
1:11:00 Taco Bell vs. Wendy's
1:17:23 Quiznos vs. Whataburger
1:17:30 Taco Bell vs. Whataburger
1:18:48 In n' Out vs. Whataburger
1:26:32 We Have A Winner!!
1:27:22 Patreon Names
#comedy #restaurantstyle #restaurant #restaurants #bracket #tournament #standup #standupcomedy #killtony #roast #kevinhart

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1 hr 37 min
May 18 "Famous Militant Groups" | ft. Marito Lopez | Black Panther Party & Westboro Baptist Church
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Welcome back to another GLORIOUS week of The Modern Apes Podcast! We are absolutely juiced for out guest this week, the one and only Marito Lopez!!
Known for his wit and quick Canadian humor, Marito wanted to come and talk the Black Panther Party, so we thought we would do a whole ep on "Militant Groups" in America.
Even though Daniel is actively going through it with the coughing and the nose bleed and all that, he still powered through to talk the BPP. We basically go through all of the beginnings of the organization and how Huey Newton got the thing off of the ground. If you liked this make sure to comment some Black Panther facts!
Then toward the end, after the great nose bleed of mid episode Tristan goes DEEP into the Westboro Baptist Church. You know the God Hates (bad word) Guys lol!!
Honestly while not that big, and with recent numbers dwindling the group still has a presence at most well attended public events.
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Chapters:
0:00 Patreon Promo
1:10 Opening Riffs
2:55 Organized Blacks
4:35 Mesh T-Shirts
9:13 The Start of The Panthers
14:00 Huey Newton Origins
17:25 10 Point Manifesto
22:01 Daniel's Nose Bleed
28:20 Minister of Defense
30:00 Marito's Age
33:01 Daniel's Lawsuit
37:30 Raised By Conservatives
47:03 Huey Wrap Up
57:45 Westboro Baptist Church
1:09:09 PATREON NAMES!
#comedy #blackpanther #blackpanthers #standupcomedy #standup #military #history #breakdown #learn

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1 hr 17 min
May 11 "Trippy Tech You Should Know" | TayTweets & The Napping Pillow | The Modern Apes
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Welcome back to another episode of The Modern Apes Podcast, we got a banger of a new episode for y'all. This week we are talking trippy technology, from the early Microsoft AI chatbot "TayTweets", all the way to the Napping Pillow. IT GETS WILD!
We kick it off with more of a riff heavy start, where the boys breakdown a couple of Irish car safety videos that for sure would not be allowed in the states. Make sure to leave a comment about what you think about the extended video watchalongs on the main eps.
Tristan dives into a list of the 15 wildest technology inventions from the last decade. With the highest of all being the "Napping Pillow", meant for airplane napping. That for sure is not how the boys took it lol!
0:00 You Want That Patreon
1:18 Opening Riffs
4:35 Cuttin' Off Legs
13:33 Irish Safety Videos
31:30 Australian Dangerous Animal
35:00 More Irish Safety
40:45 Tay The Chatbot
44:28 TayTweets Gets WILD!
50:37 The End of Tay
50:50 Weirdest Inventions
55:31 Hailfire Droid
1:01:55 The Napping Pillow
1:06:00 Patreon Name Reads
#comedy #jokes #aitakeover #ai #artificialintelligence #podcast #podcastclips #legionofskanks #cockfight #modernapes #newvideo

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1 hr 13 min
April 27 "Weird Hobbies" | Walter Potter's Cats & Hot Girl Noodling | The Modern Apes Podcast
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Welcome back to the Modern Apes Podcast.
This week we are talking......Weird Hobbies! Let me tell you, it gets wild!
Have you ever wondered who the first person was to think to stuff their pet cat. Well we got the answer and it was one sick son of gun named Walter Potter. Tristan starts us off with a breakdown of the Victorian era taxidermist who started the whole preserving of animals. Obviously before you get to a buck on a wall, there had to be a guy who wanted to make a group of kittens get married. Right sounds completely normal.
Then Daniel goes a little more family friendly with the southern art of Catfish Noodling. Which has a surprising group of not ugly women who take up the sport hence the thumbnail. If you ever wanted to know more about sticking your arm in a dark whole and pulling out a 40 pound fish. This is the episode for you!
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0:00 Sub to the Patreon
1:23 Opening Riffs
5:00 What is Taxidermy?
8:49 The Topic of the Ep
13:20 Are the Eyes Real?
21:12 Lefty Who Now?
23:30 Victorian Demand
29:33 Cats Playing Games
35:46 10,000+ Cats Found
41:03 Daniel's Noodlin' Story
43:26 Hot Girls Noodlin'
48:50 Daniel Scream Cried
53:23 Tristan vs a 50 lbs Catfish
1:00:00 The End of Noodlin'
1:05:15 Patreon Names
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1 hr 12 min
April 21 ''The Old World" | Medieval Living & William Wallace | The Modern Apes Podcast
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What is going on this week team! If you have been keeping up with what has been going on with Tristan in his personal life on the Patreon then you know why this episode makes sense. We are talking the OLD WORLD, and it gets MESSY!
I hope that you guys are tuned in for a good one. This week the boys take a trip into the old world! They dive into everything from the old underground caverns and caves of old school London. Then DBG breaks down "very quickly" the life and time of a one William Wallace.
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CHAPTERS:
0:00 The beginning
1:42 Oh the Riffs
3:20 More of the same old riff
7:30 Well this got long didn't it?
14:05 Stunting on the New World
17:30 Join The Patreon
20:00 Worst Places to be in the old world
23:00 Knights and what they are
26:23 Born To Protect The Queen
31:30 The Queen Said What!?
34:00 I Wish You The Best
39:00 We Are Almost at William
42:00 When did Willy Come Out?
43:10 The longest Riff
49:40 Finally We Get Some Wallace
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1 hr 22 min
April 16 "Bad Break Ups" | Brad & Angelina + 10 Worst Breakup Spots | The Modern Apes Podcast
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What is going on this week team! If you have been keeping up with what has been going on with Tristan in his personal life on the Patreon then you know why this episode makes sense. We are talking BREAKUPS, and yes it gets personal.
We start things off with Daniel going into the top ten worst places to break up as per some wild website called the "Red & Black" which is for sure made by some young college chick which is hilarious. I mean on the list to name a couple is right before a family vacation or before a friends funeral.
Then Tristan gets in to one of the most infamous break ups in recent memory, the whole Brad and Angelina spectacle of the late 10's. While a lot of it was public info, the boys go deep into some of the wild facts about the ending of Mr. and Mrs. Smith that you may not know.....and Daniel got a very important fact about one of their kids right based off just his spidey sense lol!
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CHAPTERS:
0:00 Join The Patreon
1:42 We Are Talking Breakups
3:20 Daniel's Highschool Father In Law
7:30 Tristan's Breakups Till Now
14:05 Stimming on Companies
17:30 Join The Patreon
20:00 Worst Places to Breakup
23:00 Cymbalta Ads
26:23 Born To Hold The Mic
31:30 Up A Bartenders Whatever
34:00 I Wish You The Best
39:00 How Could I Let You Walk Away
42:00 When did Anaconda Come Out
43:10 The Llama Incident
49:40 Brad & Angelina Story
52:10 Brad Fights on a Plane
1:01:44 Child Servies Called
1:03:17 Daniel was RIGHT!!
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1 hr 13 min
April 08 "Subway Scaries" | ft. Mike Eaton | Bernhard Goetz & WILD Subway Takes | The Modern Apes Podcast
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What's good team, you know what time of the week it is! Time to get absolutely schwifty with The Modern Apes.
This week we got a BIG modern apes guest for you, all the way from Austin Texas, it's Mike Eaton!
We bring him in to talk Subway stories and facts, plus a few of his insightful wild takes made it through.
Tristan comes in with the infamous Bernhard Goetz and his story of the Subway Scandal of 1984 in New York City. Goetz got off with the murder of 4 teenagers in broad daylight, and GOT OFF! A story as old as time but this time told be the Modern Apes themselves.
To close out the episode Daniel goes into some stats and interesting facts about the ups and downs of riding the past and modern New York City subway system. Like did you know out of the 450+
Honestly we love when Big Mike comes into town, its always a blast and we hope to have him back on soon.
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0:00 Opening Riffs
2:30 The Best Cannoli
7:17 Brooklyn Cash Bars
13:36 Tristan is Sleepy
20:13 Adopting Children
22:00 Bernhard Goetz Scandal
29:10 Must Be Mud On The Brain
34:26 Cardi B's Real Name
40:02 I Called You A Girl
48:17 Felony Assaults on Subway
53:50 Major of Offenders
56:46 Patreon Names
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1 hr 5 min
March 31 "Bad Medicine" | Dana Carvey's Botched Bypass & Josef Mengele | The Modern Apes Podcast
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Welcome back to another very exciting episode of The Modern Apes Podcast, with your favorite co hosts Daniel Bridge-Gadd and Tristan Bowling.
This week the boys are talking "Bad Medicine, and no not the smash hit Bon Jovi song! We got some bad doctors, some would say one is arguably the worst of all time.
Daniel kicks us off with the true story of how former SNL star Dana Carvey had what should have been a routine bypass surgery....but based on his unique anatomy the doctor cut the wrong valve in his heart and sent him home. Carvey showed up a week later with more chest pain and a lawyer this time. Long story short and 7.5 million dollars later Dana walked away with a clean bill of health and the doctor walked away with just a bill.
Now Tristan came in with what some call next to the big H himself the most diabolical person in the German army. He is talking Josef Mengele, or as he was known in the camps as "The Angel of Death". With a weird interest in twins and people with different color eyes, lets just say stuff got hairy when the boys showed up. Listen to all of the wildness that would tank the video if I put it in the description. Enjoy and welcome to the Modern Ape Army!
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0:00 Start
8:00 Dentist and Doctor Riffs
11:00 Daniel's Hot Dentist
20:00 Having Crazy White Teeth
28:10 Absolute Riffs Baby
31:00 Waking Up During Surgery
35:00 Dana Carvey's Intro
46:00 Tristan's Intro To Mengele
45:39 Being The 1st To Know
48:55 Leaving For South America
55:56 How He Got Caught
59:00 The Wrap Up
#funnycomedy #funny #modernstories #modernapes #legionofskanks #podcast #tristanbowling #fyp #explore #newvideo #new

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1 hr 19 min
March 24 "Deadliest Warriors" | Black Samurai "Yasuke" & King Leonidas | The Modern Apes Podcast
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Welcome back to another glorious episode of The Modern Apes Podcast with Tristan Bowling & Daniel Bridge-Gadd.
We wanted to thank you for making the last two weeks (the Luis J. Gomez ep/solo ep after) a huge success. We are growing this thing one member of the Apes Army at a time.
This week the boys are talking warriors. After last week with the Cartoon Wars we thought it would be good to bring it back to the OG core of the pod and do some ANCIENT APES. That and we both really like the show the "Deadliest Warrior".
Daniel pulled up with a pound for pound top ten warrior of all time. King Leonidas leader of the famed Spartan 300 army. We take a brief look inside the childhood of a king and what it took to make it in Spartan culture. Then obviously we jump right into the battle from the film where the Spartans faced a situation where the only way to move is forward, and there is nothing more glorious then a heroes way out. All in all if you like Ancient Greek history and big battles you should like this ep.
Tristan comes in with a person so cool it knocked Daniel's hair back.
Have you heard of Yasuke, well you are about to, and no he's not Afro Samurai….Daniel asked that already so you don't have to.
Yasuke is looked at as the First Black Samurai on record. After showing up in Japan in 1579 he swore his services to Oda Nobunaga and fought during the Sengoku period. Dude was known for legendary fights and probably had something to do with why chocolate youths are all the sudden into Anime.
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Instagram:   / the_modern_apes  1:15 Patreon & Intro
2:11 Opening Riffs
7:30 Siegfried & Roy Riff
8:25 McFish From McDonalds
8:50 More Effort
10:00 How To Become a Warrior
13:38 Simolean Pirate Tristan
14:15 Open Toed Gangsters
15:23 American Names
17:00 Favorite Class of Warrior
17:43 Scary Movie
19:00 Warriors in June
20:50 Send Pics In
24:30 The Spartan Way
26:40 Leonidas' Ascension To Thrown
30:24 Video Games
34:13 Middle Eastern Affairs
50:34 Leonidas Wrap Up
51:48 Wukong Looks Like Yasuke
55:16 Yasuke Sent To Rome
58:30 Gwangju Uprising
59:00 Back Sliding Temple
1:03:00 Who's They
1:04:40 Bad Drawings
1:10:00 Wrap Up
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#history #luisjgomez #gasdigital #skankfest #legionofskanks #tristanbowling #danielbridgegadd #yasuke #trending #new #fyp #podcast #jokeworld

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1 hr 17 min