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October 14 "Elite Tourist Spots" Bracket Battle | The Modern Apes
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This week we are going road tripping with the best American Tourist Destinations in the country. The boys debate everything from the Grand Canyon to Universal Studio's and Disney World, and everything in between.
Let us know what you thought of the bracket and if we left your favorite off the list let us know! We appreciate the Ape Army for watching week in and week out, we see the numbers slowly creeping up!♥️
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CHAPTERS:
0:00 Intro
12:43 What counts as a road trip?
14:01 Is Disney for adults?
17:58 Did we eliminate your fav?
20:21 Refresher break
22:50 Universal Studios is Goated
28:30 You are about half way
32:19 Should Buckee's
37:26 Theme Parks vs National Parks
43:35 Viva Las Vegas
50:30 Where is Sea World Now
1:04:49 Final Four
1:09:05 Final Battle
1:11:41 Ape Army Member Names
#comedy #humor #videogames #throwbacks #nistolgia #90's #2000's #halo #xbox #playstation #modernapes #northamericanpavementapes#tourist #vegas #disneyworld #universal #universal studios #travel #trips

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1 hr 21 min
October 07 "Obvious BEST Gaming Franchise" Bracket Battle | Modern Apes
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Welcome back to another episode of The Modern Apes Podcast with your hosts Tristan Bowling & Daniel Bridge-Gadd. This week the boys have on fellow Phoenix native and the bane of Daniel's existence Peter James Fowler!
This week the boys are talking about the best video game franchises of all time. We have all of your favorites on there, Mario, Assassin's Creed, Call of Duty, Halo, and a whole bunch more.
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CHAPTERS:
0:00 Intro
12:43 Peter's Nonsense
14:01 Do you have a top console?
17:58 Did we eliminate…?
20:21 Thoughts Portion
22:50 Halo is Goated
28:30 You are about half way
32:19 Should Plants vs Zombies be in
37:26 Xbox vs Play Station
43:35 Go to 1st Game
50:30 GTA Disrespect
53:42 Red Dead Redemption is Better
57:30 Peter Vs. Daniel
59:31 Daniel Had To Leave
1:02:01 The Tristan & Peter Show
1:04:49 Final Four
1:09:05 Final Battle
1:11:41 Ape Army Member Names
#comedy #humor #videogames #throwbacks #nistolgia #90's #2000's #halo #xbox #playstation #modernapes #northamericanpavementapes

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1 hr 16 min
September 30 "Best One-Hit Wonder of All-Time" Bracket Battle | Modern Apes
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Welcome back to another episode of the Modern Apes. This week the boys are doing a bracket to determine the best "One Hit Wonder" of all time. This week is going to be a family divider as the boys have wildly different taste in music. Daniel is more traditional top 40 heavy, while Tristan obviously into the more obscure. This is where they let it all hang out, this is where the rubber meets the road. This is where we figure out if the Mambo #5 actually was a good song, and if line dancing is a black or white thing.
Be an absolute legend and leave a comment for the boys to read, and see if your favorite song made it to the Final Four. Tell a friend about the cast, leave a hype score and leave a like!!
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CHAPTERS:
0:00 Intro
12:51 Bracket Battle Begins
13:01 Your Fav Wonder
17:58 Did we rank Ice Ice Baby Right?
20:21 Give your feedback
22:50 For the lovers
28:30 You made it this far Feel Good?
32:19 What was your mom into?
37:26 Pop vs. Rock
43:35 Household One Hit Wonders
50:30 The Cupid Shuffle Rips
53:42 Could They Have Made Another
57:30 Tristan vs. Being Cool
59:31 Let Love Love
1:02:01 Tik Tok
1:04:49 Final Four
1:09:05 Final Battle
1:11:41 Ape Army Member Names
#comedy #humor #competiton #comedypodcast #toppodcast #Music #onehitwonders #mtv #bracket #battle #marchmadness

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1 hr 19 min
September 22 "No Way They Won!?" Cereal Battle | The Modern Apes
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Welcome back to another episode of the Modern Apes. This week the boys are doing a bracket to determine the best Breakfast Cereal ! This week is something that they boys hold near and dear to their hearts. Daniel grew up in a heavy cereal house and his choices show. While Tristan was a little slower to the cereal game and his choices in who he votes for show through. This is honestly one of the best brackets to date and we would HEAVILY appreciate if you guys could leave a comment and hype the video.
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CHAPTERS:
0:00 Intro
12:51 Bracket Battle Begins
13:01 Deep Dive into Sugar Cereal
17:58 Did we rank Frosted Flakes Right?
20:21 Give us a topic
22:50 For the haters
28:30 You made it this far LETS GO!
32:19 Is Cereal Okay For Dinner?
37:26 Cocoa vs. Fruity
43:35 Household Cereal
50:30 Fruity Pebbles are King
53:42 Cereal is for winners
57:30 Daniel vs Chewing On Mic
59:31 Is Count Chocula the man?
1:02:01 Almost The End
1:04:49 Final Four
1:09:05 Final Battle
1:11:41 Ape Army Member Names
#comedy #humor #competiton #comedypodcast #toppodcast #cereal #post #kelloggs #breakfast #bracket #battle #marchmadness

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1 hr 18 min
September 16 "Wackiest College Mascot Is…?" | The Modern Apes
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Welcome back to another episode of the Modern Apes with Tristan Bowling and Daniel Bridge-Gadd. This week the boys are doing a bracket to determine the best college mascots in the country! Even though Tristan couldn’t name the mascot of the state he's from and Daniel won’t pipe down about Washington we got a TIGHT ep for you. We didn’t necessarily go with the biggest schools, so your Notre Dames, and West Virginia Mountaineers didn’t make the list, but the Banana Slugs and Anteaters for sure did.
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CHAPTERS:
0:00 Intro
12:51 Bracket Battle Begins
13:01 Deep Dive College Mascots
17:58 Did we rank Geoducks right?
20:21 Give Feedback
22:50 For the lovers
28:30 You made to here congrats
32:19 Is Juco Counted
37:26 D1 vs. D2
43:35 Household Mascots
50:30 GeoDucks are Awesome
53:42 Banana Slugs Go Hard
57:30 Tristan vs. Mascots
59:31 Is an Anteater Sick?
1:02:01 Wrapping up here
1:04:49 Final Four
1:09:05 Final Battle
1:11:41 Ape Army Member Names
#comedy #jokes #soda #toys #battleroyale #competiton #water #cocacola #pepsi #mrbeast #mrbeastgaming #mascots #college #collegefootball #geoduck

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1 hr 20 min
September 08 "You Won't Believe Who Won" Soda Battle | Modern Apes
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Welcome back to another episode of the Modern Apes. This week the boys are doing Coca-Cola Co vs Pepsi Co, in a "Soft Drink War" for the ages.
We have all your favorites from Mountain Dew to Cherry Pepsi and everything else under the sun! If the ending made you mad please know we think that is hilarious, maybe you just need to chill and drink some water!
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CHAPTERS:
0:00 Intro
12:51 Bracket Battle Begins
13:01 Deep Dive into Fizz
17:58 Did we rank Cherry Pepsi Right?
20:21 Give us a topic
22:50 For the haters
28:30 You made it this far congrats
32:19 Is water a soft drink
37:26 Dark vs Light
43:35 Household Soda
50:30 Baja Blast is King
53:42 Caffeine is for winners
57:30 Daniel vs common sense
59:31 Is Gatorade the man?
1:02:01 Wrapping up here
1:04:49 Final Four
1:09:05 Final Battle
1:11:41 Ape Army Member Names
#comedy #jokes #soda #toys #battleroyale #competiton #water #cocacola #pepsi #mrbeast #mrbeastgaming

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1 hr 18 min
September 01 "Best 00's Toys" Bracket Battles|ft. John Kennedy | Modern Apes
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Welcome back to another episode of The Modern Apes Podcast: Bracket Battles Edition! This week the Apes are joined by guest John Kennedy, very funny comedian and podcaster. The boys sit down to debate what the best toys from their childhoods in the 2000's was.
They got all of your nostalgic favorites! Beyblades, Hulk Hands, Tech Decks and MORE! As always we need you guys to leave a comment to tell us if we got the brackets right, or brutally messed it up. LET US KNOW IN THE COMMENTS!
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CHAPTERS:
0:00 Intro
12:51 Bracket Battle Begins
13:01 Bionicle vs Fushigi Ball
17:58 Moon Sand vs Hulk Hands
20:21 Beyblade vs Yugioh Arm Dealer
22:50 Tech Deck vs Scooters
28:30 Bakugan vs Pockets P's
32:19 Bop-It vs Nerf
37:26 Hot Wheels vs Mighty Beans
43:35 Build-a-Bear vs Action Figures
50:30 Bionicles vs Hulk Hands
53:42 Tech Deck vs Beyblade
57:30 Pocket P's vs Nerf
59:31 Mighty Beans vs Action Figures
1:02:01 Hulk Hands vs Tech Deck
1:04:49 Nerf vs Action Figures
1:09:05 Tech Deck vs Action Figures
1:11:41 Ape Army Member Names
#comedy #jokes #toys #competition #00's #2000's #actionfigures #mrbeast

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1 hr 18 min
August 26 "DC Heroes & Villains" Bracket Battle | Modern Apes Podcast
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Welcome back to another week of The Modern Apes podcast with Tristan Bowling & Daniel Bridge-Gadd. This week the boys are back at again with the world of Heroes and Villains, except this time we are talking about all the best ones from the DC Universe.
We take a list compiled of our favorite characters from the DCU and battle head to head on who is the top character and why!
Along the way make sure you leave a comment on if you think the boys got it right, and who is your favorite. Also if you made it down this far make sure to leave some hype points on the video cause we think that helps, and drop a comment for the boys to comment on. ENJOY!!
#comedy #competition #compete #gameshow #games #bracket #teams #newjokes #videos #superheroes #supervillains #heroes #villains #justiceleague #batman #superman
#teentitans #podcast #fyp

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1 hr 14 min
August 19 Best GameDay Food Bracket | The Modern Apes
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Glad you enlisted, welcome back to another week of your favorite topically confused podcast "The Modern Apes" with Tristan Bowling & Daniel Bridge-Gadd.
With the NFL and College Football season on the way the boys are doing a Battle Bracket to figure out what the best gameday food is. We got all the goodies on there, from Wings to Italian sandwiches that Tristan fought for so damn hard.
As always leave a comment and hit the HYPE button for the boys, cause it helps they tell us.
Chapters:
0:00 Patreon Intro
1:06 Tristan's Bit
2:22 Ship Us Stuff
10:10 Start of The Bracket
16:30 Are Subs Valid
29:50 Wings for Goth Baddies
31:00 Left Side Start
37:48 Shadow The Hedgehog is Black
41:30 Pizza v.Chile
47:03 Soft Pretzel vs. Tater Tot
51:27 Hotdog v. Pizza
1:00:07 The Winner is
1:09:00 Patreon Names
#comedy #humor #jokes #food #gameday #collegegameday #nfl #collegefootball27
#debate #bracket #marchmadness #fyp #trending #vibes #podcast #comedypodcast #wings #burgers #pizza #comedians #standup #standupcomedy #jokeworld

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1 hr 13 min
August 13 "Fast Food Dipping Sauces" Bracket Battles | Modern Apes
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Welcome back to another week hanging out with Tristan Bowling & Daniel Bridge-Gadd on the Modern Apes!
This week the boys do an all timer....the best fast food sauces of all time. We got everything from all of your favorite places, and some sauces that you may have never heard of.
Let us know what you thought about the brackets, and who you thought the winner should have been! We love you and be sure to follow all of the post Madison Square Garden action, this week on Patreon!
CHAPTERS:
0:00 The Patreon Plug
1:15 Show Starts
7:45 Bracket Kicks Off
15:40 Sweet & Sour
29:30 Nuggies Debate
30:00 About Half Way
41:21 Comeback Sauce
57:08 The Final Showdown
1:00:00 Patreon Reads
#comedy #foodie #foodlover #food #fastfood #tacobell #mcdonalds #new #video #phone #india #europe #america #legionofskanks #killtony #rogan #gillis #bracket #tournament

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1 hr 6 min