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November 10 "Goated Cartoon Dads" Bracket Battle | Modern Apes Podcast
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APE ARMY!!! No dad needed to watch this one folks, we got all the cartoon dads you need and then some! This week the boys are debating who the best cartoon father of all time is, by way of the all mighty bracket!
We got all the good ones from Hugh Neutron and Ned Flanders to the absolute worst like Homer Simpson and Peter Griffin! As usual let us know if there is a father you would have like to see on the list.
As always be sure to hype the video and leave a nice comment for the boys in the comments!
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CHAPTERS:
0:00 Intro
12:51 Bracket Battle Begins
13:01 The End of Political Stuff
17:58 Sorry For The Rant
20:21 Hype The Video
22:50 Flanders The Goat
28:30 Where is Veggie Tales Dad
32:19 Is Uncle Iroh a Dad
37:26 What About Cosmo
43:35 Dad vs Uncle
50:30 Neutron v Timmy's Dad
53:42 Try Playing Fair
57:30 Daniel vs Common Sense
59:31 Did We Do Good Papa?
1:02:01 Wrapping up here
1:04:49 Final Four
1:09:05 Final Battle
1:11:41 Ape Army Member Names
#comedy #cartoons #cartoon #funny #jokes #new #gameshow #gameplay #gaming #games #nostalgia #90's #00s #2000s #podcast #comedypodcast #politics

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1 hr 18 min
November 03 "State Fair Foods" Bracket Battle | Modern Apes Podcast
Daniel's Legal Unveiling episode just dropped on the Patreon. He's now basically a well to do father paying for the couch his dead beat son is sleeping on….oh it gets spicy and you won't want to miss it.
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Welcome back to another episode of The Modern Apes podcast. We are live from the ever glorious Witz studio.
This week in the spirit of the fall season being here the boys are breaking down some of the best Fair Foods of all time and tossed them in another awesome bracket.
Not all of them unfortunately can make it. So the elephant ear and giant bag of sun flower seeds didn’t make it….BUT…we got a pickle on a stick to tide you over. This was a quicker episode then most so stay tuned to the end to see who the winner will end of being.
And before y'all start saying it, no its not going to be another water episode. Like, subscribe, and HYPE the video for the boys, it really helps.
CHAPTERS:
0:00 Intro
12:51 Bracket Battle Begins
13:01 Happy Fall/Autumn
17:58 Did We Rank Churros Right?
20:21 Hype The Video
22:50 It’s a Pickle…On a Stick
28:30 Hey Look, Like Half Way
32:19 Is Funnel Cake Cool?
37:26 Where's the Elephant Ear
43:35 State Fair vs. County Fair
50:30 Deep Fried Butter Is TOO FAR
53:42 Try Walking Right After This
57:30 Tristan vs. Good Ideas
59:31 Should Candy Corn Be Here
1:02:01 Wrapping up here
1:04:49 Final Four
1:09:05 Final Battle
1:11:41 Ape Army Member Names
#comedy #humor #bracket #statefair #fairfood #fair #churro #turkeyleg #turkey #circus #foods #food #funny #viral #explore #suggested #mosthyped #hype

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1 hr
October 27 "Halloween Villains" Bracket Battle | Modern Apes Podcast
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Happy Halloween to the Ape Army! Things are getting real spooky on this episode! The boys are BUSSIN down a bracket to find the best horror movie villain of all time.
We got all the favorites in there….Mike Myers, Freddy Krueger, Chucky, and a whole lot more! It’s fun because if you have eye balls you can tell that Tristan is a giant horror movie fan. While Daniel got picked up from a sleep over once because they put on Jeepers Creepers and he wasn't about that!
So we hope that you liked it, as we think its one of the most accurate brackets we have done in the shows history! Like, subscribe, and leave a comment for the Algo gods!
CHAPTERS:
0:00 Intro
12:51 Bracket Battle Begins
13:01 Happy Halloween
17:58 Did We Rank Chucky Right?
20:21 Drop a Comment
22:50 Horror Movie Close Calls
28:30 You Made It This Far…
32:19 Is Michael Myers Cool?
37:26 Jeepers Creepers Bites
43:35 House Hold Name in Horror
50:30 Crystal Lake is Awesome
53:42 North American Pavement Apes
57:30 Daniel vs Literally Anything Scary
59:31 Is Chucky Scary?
1:02:01 Wrapping up here
1:04:49 Final Four
1:09:05 Final Battle
1:11:41 Ape Army Member Names
#comedy #comedypodcast #podcast #scarymovies #halloween #trickortreat #michaelmyers #jason #chuckydoll #thegrudge #thering #horror #horrormovies #jeepercreepers
#scary
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1 hr 35 min
October 20 "Retro Board Games" Bracket Battle | Modern Apes Podcast
Fresh off of Legion of Skanks the boys are buzzing!
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Welcome back to another episode of The Modern Apes Podcast! This week Tristan Bowling & Daniel Bridge-Gadd sit down to figure out the best family board game of all time is.
This one is going to be an absolute heater because both of the boys come from wildly different game family nights.
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CHAPTERS:
0:00 Intro
12:51 Bracket Battle Begins
13:01 Deep Dive Into Board Games
17:58 Did We Rank Chess Right
20:21 Drop a Comment
22:50 For The Real Gamers
28:30 You Made It This Far…
32:19 Is King Candy Cool
37:26 Hungry Hungry Hippos Rock
43:35 Games You Have at Home
50:30 Connect Four is Awesome
53:42 North American Pavement Apes
57:30 Tristan vs. Non Disney
59:31 Is UNO a Board Game?
1:02:01 Wrapping up here
1:04:49 Final Four
1:09:05 Final Battle
1:11:41 Ape Army Member Names
#comedy #comedy #humor #competiton #comedypodcast #toppodcast #Music #onehitwonders #games #bracket #battle #marchmadness #boardgames #candyland #sorry #uno #familygamenight #gamenight #newgames #gta6

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1 hr 31 min
October 14 "Elite Tourist Spots" Bracket Battle | The Modern Apes
Patreon is absolutely CAN'T MISS this week!!
We are breaking down new relationships, and new legal proceedings and so MUCH MORE! Make sure you come take a peak!!
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This week we are going road tripping with the best American Tourist Destinations in the country. The boys debate everything from the Grand Canyon to Universal Studio's and Disney World, and everything in between.
Let us know what you thought of the bracket and if we left your favorite off the list let us know! We appreciate the Ape Army for watching week in and week out, we see the numbers slowly creeping up!♥️
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CHAPTERS:
0:00 Intro
12:43 What counts as a road trip?
14:01 Is Disney for adults?
17:58 Did we eliminate your fav?
20:21 Refresher break
22:50 Universal Studios is Goated
28:30 You are about half way
32:19 Should Buckee's
37:26 Theme Parks vs National Parks
43:35 Viva Las Vegas
50:30 Where is Sea World Now
1:04:49 Final Four
1:09:05 Final Battle
1:11:41 Ape Army Member Names
#comedy #humor #videogames #throwbacks #nistolgia #90's #2000's #halo #xbox #playstation #modernapes #northamericanpavementapes#tourist #vegas #disneyworld #universal #universal studios #travel #trips

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1 hr 21 min
October 07 "Obvious BEST Gaming Franchise" Bracket Battle | Modern Apes
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Welcome back to another episode of The Modern Apes Podcast with your hosts Tristan Bowling & Daniel Bridge-Gadd. This week the boys have on fellow Phoenix native and the bane of Daniel's existence Peter James Fowler!
This week the boys are talking about the best video game franchises of all time. We have all of your favorites on there, Mario, Assassin's Creed, Call of Duty, Halo, and a whole bunch more.
Drop a comment to let the boys know what you thought of the episode, hype the video, and possibly come hang out on the Patreon!
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CHAPTERS:
0:00 Intro
12:43 Peter's Nonsense
14:01 Do you have a top console?
17:58 Did we eliminate…?
20:21 Thoughts Portion
22:50 Halo is Goated
28:30 You are about half way
32:19 Should Plants vs Zombies be in
37:26 Xbox vs Play Station
43:35 Go to 1st Game
50:30 GTA Disrespect
53:42 Red Dead Redemption is Better
57:30 Peter Vs. Daniel
59:31 Daniel Had To Leave
1:02:01 The Tristan & Peter Show
1:04:49 Final Four
1:09:05 Final Battle
1:11:41 Ape Army Member Names
#comedy #humor #videogames #throwbacks #nistolgia #90's #2000's #halo #xbox #playstation #modernapes #northamericanpavementapes

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1 hr 16 min
September 30 "Best One-Hit Wonder of All-Time" Bracket Battle | Modern Apes
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Welcome back to another episode of the Modern Apes. This week the boys are doing a bracket to determine the best "One Hit Wonder" of all time. This week is going to be a family divider as the boys have wildly different taste in music. Daniel is more traditional top 40 heavy, while Tristan obviously into the more obscure. This is where they let it all hang out, this is where the rubber meets the road. This is where we figure out if the Mambo #5 actually was a good song, and if line dancing is a black or white thing.
Be an absolute legend and leave a comment for the boys to read, and see if your favorite song made it to the Final Four. Tell a friend about the cast, leave a hype score and leave a like!!
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CHAPTERS:
0:00 Intro
12:51 Bracket Battle Begins
13:01 Your Fav Wonder
17:58 Did we rank Ice Ice Baby Right?
20:21 Give your feedback
22:50 For the lovers
28:30 You made it this far Feel Good?
32:19 What was your mom into?
37:26 Pop vs. Rock
43:35 Household One Hit Wonders
50:30 The Cupid Shuffle Rips
53:42 Could They Have Made Another
57:30 Tristan vs. Being Cool
59:31 Let Love Love
1:02:01 Tik Tok
1:04:49 Final Four
1:09:05 Final Battle
1:11:41 Ape Army Member Names
#comedy #humor #competiton #comedypodcast #toppodcast #Music #onehitwonders #mtv #bracket #battle #marchmadness

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1 hr 19 min
September 22 "No Way They Won!?" Cereal Battle | The Modern Apes
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Welcome back to another episode of the Modern Apes. This week the boys are doing a bracket to determine the best Breakfast Cereal ! This week is something that they boys hold near and dear to their hearts. Daniel grew up in a heavy cereal house and his choices show. While Tristan was a little slower to the cereal game and his choices in who he votes for show through. This is honestly one of the best brackets to date and we would HEAVILY appreciate if you guys could leave a comment and hype the video.
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CHAPTERS:
0:00 Intro
12:51 Bracket Battle Begins
13:01 Deep Dive into Sugar Cereal
17:58 Did we rank Frosted Flakes Right?
20:21 Give us a topic
22:50 For the haters
28:30 You made it this far LETS GO!
32:19 Is Cereal Okay For Dinner?
37:26 Cocoa vs. Fruity
43:35 Household Cereal
50:30 Fruity Pebbles are King
53:42 Cereal is for winners
57:30 Daniel vs Chewing On Mic
59:31 Is Count Chocula the man?
1:02:01 Almost The End
1:04:49 Final Four
1:09:05 Final Battle
1:11:41 Ape Army Member Names
#comedy #humor #competiton #comedypodcast #toppodcast #cereal #post #kelloggs #breakfast #bracket #battle #marchmadness

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1 hr 18 min
September 16 "Wackiest College Mascot Is…?" | The Modern Apes
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Welcome back to another episode of the Modern Apes with Tristan Bowling and Daniel Bridge-Gadd. This week the boys are doing a bracket to determine the best college mascots in the country! Even though Tristan couldn’t name the mascot of the state he's from and Daniel won’t pipe down about Washington we got a TIGHT ep for you. We didn’t necessarily go with the biggest schools, so your Notre Dames, and West Virginia Mountaineers didn’t make the list, but the Banana Slugs and Anteaters for sure did.
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CHAPTERS:
0:00 Intro
12:51 Bracket Battle Begins
13:01 Deep Dive College Mascots
17:58 Did we rank Geoducks right?
20:21 Give Feedback
22:50 For the lovers
28:30 You made to here congrats
32:19 Is Juco Counted
37:26 D1 vs. D2
43:35 Household Mascots
50:30 GeoDucks are Awesome
53:42 Banana Slugs Go Hard
57:30 Tristan vs. Mascots
59:31 Is an Anteater Sick?
1:02:01 Wrapping up here
1:04:49 Final Four
1:09:05 Final Battle
1:11:41 Ape Army Member Names
#comedy #jokes #soda #toys #battleroyale #competiton #water #cocacola #pepsi #mrbeast #mrbeastgaming #mascots #college #collegefootball #geoduck

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1 hr 20 min
September 08 "You Won't Believe Who Won" Soda Battle | Modern Apes
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Welcome back to another episode of the Modern Apes. This week the boys are doing Coca-Cola Co vs Pepsi Co, in a "Soft Drink War" for the ages.
We have all your favorites from Mountain Dew to Cherry Pepsi and everything else under the sun! If the ending made you mad please know we think that is hilarious, maybe you just need to chill and drink some water!
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CHAPTERS:
0:00 Intro
12:51 Bracket Battle Begins
13:01 Deep Dive into Fizz
17:58 Did we rank Cherry Pepsi Right?
20:21 Give us a topic
22:50 For the haters
28:30 You made it this far congrats
32:19 Is water a soft drink
37:26 Dark vs Light
43:35 Household Soda
50:30 Baja Blast is King
53:42 Caffeine is for winners
57:30 Daniel vs common sense
59:31 Is Gatorade the man?
1:02:01 Wrapping up here
1:04:49 Final Four
1:09:05 Final Battle
1:11:41 Ape Army Member Names
#comedy #jokes #soda #toys #battleroyale #competiton #water #cocacola #pepsi #mrbeast #mrbeastgaming

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1 hr 18 min