The Modern Apes Podcast

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Tristan Bowling & Daniel Bridge-Gadd host a weekly hilarious Historical Comedy Podcast.

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September 08, 2026 "You Won't Believe Who Won" Soda Battle | Modern Apes
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Welcome back to another episode of the Modern Apes. This week the boys are doing Coca-Cola Co vs Pepsi Co, in a "Soft Drink War" for the ages.
We have all your favorites from Mountain Dew to Cherry Pepsi and everything else under the sun! If the ending made you mad please know we think that is hilarious, maybe you just need to chill and drink some water!
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CHAPTERS:
0:00 Intro
12:51 Bracket Battle Begins
13:01 Deep Dive into Fizz
17:58 Did we rank Cherry Pepsi Right?
20:21 Give us a topic
22:50 For the haters
28:30 You made it this far congrats
32:19 Is water a soft drink
37:26 Dark vs Light
43:35 Household Soda
50:30 Baja Blast is King
53:42 Caffeine is for winners
57:30 Daniel vs common sense
59:31 Is Gatorade the man?
1:02:01 Wrapping up here
1:04:49 Final Four
1:09:05 Final Battle
1:11:41 Ape Army Member Names
#comedy #jokes #soda #toys #battleroyale #competiton #water #cocacola #pepsi #mrbeast #mrbeastgaming

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1h 18min
September 01, 2026 "Best 00's Toys" Bracket Battles|ft. John Kennedy | Modern Apes
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Welcome back to another episode of The Modern Apes Podcast: Bracket Battles Edition! This week the Apes are joined by guest John Kennedy, very funny comedian and podcaster. The boys sit down to debate what the best toys from their childhoods in the 2000's was.
They got all of your nostalgic favorites! Beyblades, Hulk Hands, Tech Decks and MORE! As always we need you guys to leave a comment to tell us if we got the brackets right, or brutally messed it up. LET US KNOW IN THE COMMENTS!
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CHAPTERS:
0:00 Intro
12:51 Bracket Battle Begins
13:01 Bionicle vs Fushigi Ball
17:58 Moon Sand vs Hulk Hands
20:21 Beyblade vs Yugioh Arm Dealer
22:50 Tech Deck vs Scooters
28:30 Bakugan vs Pockets P's
32:19 Bop-It vs Nerf
37:26 Hot Wheels vs Mighty Beans
43:35 Build-a-Bear vs Action Figures
50:30 Bionicles vs Hulk Hands
53:42 Tech Deck vs Beyblade
57:30 Pocket P's vs Nerf
59:31 Mighty Beans vs Action Figures
1:02:01 Hulk Hands vs Tech Deck
1:04:49 Nerf vs Action Figures
1:09:05 Tech Deck vs Action Figures
1:11:41 Ape Army Member Names
#comedy #jokes #toys #competition #00's #2000's #actionfigures #mrbeast

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1h 18min
August 26, 2026 "DC Heroes & Villains" Bracket Battle | Modern Apes Podcast
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Welcome back to another week of The Modern Apes podcast with Tristan Bowling & Daniel Bridge-Gadd. This week the boys are back at again with the world of Heroes and Villains, except this time we are talking about all the best ones from the DC Universe.
We take a list compiled of our favorite characters from the DCU and battle head to head on who is the top character and why!
Along the way make sure you leave a comment on if you think the boys got it right, and who is your favorite. Also if you made it down this far make sure to leave some hype points on the video cause we think that helps, and drop a comment for the boys to comment on. ENJOY!!
#comedy #competition #compete #gameshow #games #bracket #teams #newjokes #videos #superheroes #supervillains #heroes #villains #justiceleague #batman #superman
#teentitans #podcast #fyp

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1h 14min
August 19, 2026 Best GameDay Food Bracket | The Modern Apes
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This is the BEST way to support the boys. The better it goes the more funds and time they have to put back into the pod! Plus if you want to send in stuff that is for sure an option now, s/o to Sean for the beers!
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Glad you enlisted, welcome back to another week of your favorite topically confused podcast "The Modern Apes" with Tristan Bowling & Daniel Bridge-Gadd.
With the NFL and College Football season on the way the boys are doing a Battle Bracket to figure out what the best gameday food is. We got all the goodies on there, from Wings to Italian sandwiches that Tristan fought for so damn hard.
As always leave a comment and hit the HYPE button for the boys, cause it helps they tell us.
Chapters:
0:00 Patreon Intro
1:06 Tristan's Bit
2:22 Ship Us Stuff
10:10 Start of The Bracket
16:30 Are Subs Valid
29:50 Wings for Goth Baddies
31:00 Left Side Start
37:48 Shadow The Hedgehog is Black
41:30 Pizza v.Chile
47:03 Soft Pretzel vs. Tater Tot
51:27 Hotdog v. Pizza
1:00:07 The Winner is
1:09:00 Patreon Names
#comedy #humor #jokes #food #gameday #collegegameday #nfl #collegefootball27
#debate #bracket #marchmadness #fyp #trending #vibes #podcast #comedypodcast #wings #burgers #pizza #comedians #standup #standupcomedy #jokeworld

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1h 13min
August 13, 2026 "Fast Food Dipping Sauces" Bracket Battles | Modern Apes
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Welcome back to another week hanging out with Tristan Bowling & Daniel Bridge-Gadd on the Modern Apes!
This week the boys do an all timer....the best fast food sauces of all time. We got everything from all of your favorite places, and some sauces that you may have never heard of.
Let us know what you thought about the brackets, and who you thought the winner should have been! We love you and be sure to follow all of the post Madison Square Garden action, this week on Patreon!
CHAPTERS:
0:00 The Patreon Plug
1:15 Show Starts
7:45 Bracket Kicks Off
15:40 Sweet & Sour
29:30 Nuggies Debate
30:00 About Half Way
41:21 Comeback Sauce
57:08 The Final Showdown
1:00:00 Patreon Reads
#comedy #foodie #foodlover #food #fastfood #tacobell #mcdonalds #new #video #phone #india #europe #america #legionofskanks #killtony #rogan #gillis #bracket #tournament

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1h 6min
August 04, 2026 "Discontinued Menu Items" Bracket Battle | The Modern Apes
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Welcome back to another week of the Modern Apes Podcast! For the last month or so we have been giving you Bracket Battles and you guys have been liking it so we thought we would keep the train rolling for another week.
This week the boys are breaking down something near and dear to their heart…FASTFOOD!! But not only that, it’s the discontinued menu items that shocked the nation when they got taken off of the menu.
This is going to be a battle for the ages so be sure to let us know who you thought won!
Also like sub, and turn on the notification bell so you know where to find us!
Chapters:
0:00 Patreon Intro
1:17 The Intro Baby
10:40 The Bracket Begins
15:00 Tristan Hates BBQ Sauce
17:00 DBG's McDonald's Order
22:00 Popeye's Enters The Chat
28:25 Scottish Inventions
30:38 The Perfect Sunday
35:08 The 2nd Half
41:20 Pretzel Bacon Rodeo Burger
43:00 The Volcano Menu
46:01 Its Making a Comeback
48:15 Does It Need Sauce
55:30 The Final Showdown
1:01:01 Patreon Names
#comedy #foodie #foodlover #food #fastfood #tacobell #mcdonalds #new #video #phone #india #europe #america #legionofskanks #killtony #rogan #gillis #bracket #tournament

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1h 9min
July 29, 2026 "BEST Gas Station Snack EVER" | The Modern Apes
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Welcome back to another week of The Modern Apes Podcast with Tristan Bowling & Daniel Bridge-Gadd!
This week we got a fun one, the boys are doing a bracket to find the best snack to grab at a gas station. Weather it is for a late night stoney run, to a stop at a Circle K on a long road we will find the true answer!
Make sure to leave a comment on who you think should have won, and subscribe to the channel and hit the bell for us one time huh!
Chapters:
0:00 Intro
8:35 Bracket Starts
34:37 2nd Half of Bracket
50:03 Final Four
52:01 Final Showdown
57:04 Patreon Names
#podcast #comedypodcast #comedians #jokeworld #gasstation #competition #bracket #marchmadness #candy #cake #cctv

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1h 3min
July 21, 2026 MARVEL BRACKET WAR" Heroes vs. Villains" | Modern Apes
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Welcome back Ape Army member and Draft Dodgers alike. With the new Spider-Man movie coming out soon this week Tristan and Daniel got one for all of the nerds out there that get really into Marvel movies and comic books. We are doing a Heroes vs. Villains in a head to head bracket wars.
During the episode you might see the boys reading comments and those are coming directly from the Ape Army watching LIVE on Patreon. (Could be fun take a look)
Make sure to leave and comment and sub if you haven't already while you watchalong.
The bracket goes through all of your favorites Spider-Man, Iron Man, Hulk, and anything else you can cook up. Tristan even shoehorned Moon Knight into this list for some reason, it didn't end well but he got in.
IF YOU DISAGREE WITH THE WINNER LEAVE A COMMENT AND THE REASON WHY!!
Chapters:
0:00 Patreon Plugs
1:12 Opening Riffs
7:20 Moon Knight vs. Spider-Man
17:17 Iron Man vs. Deadpool
24:27 Captain American vs. The Punisher
29:14 Hulk vs. Wolverine
35:33 Spider-Man vs. Deadpool
37:55 Captain America vs. Hulk
43:09 Dr. Doom vs. Loki
50:08 Thanos vs. Venom
51:41 Magneto vs. Ultron
54:16 Green Goblin vs. Kingpin
57:50 Green Goblin vs. Magneto
58:30 Dr. Doom vs. Magneto
1:00:43 Spider-Man vs Captain America
1:02:01 Final Showdown: Spider-Man vs Magneto
1:04:23 Patreon Names.
SOCIALS:
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1h 10min
July 14, 2026 "VIRAL Animal Warfare" | Modern Apes | Tristan Bowling & Daniel Bridge-Gadd
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Tristan Bowling & Daniel Bridge-Gadd are back to bring you another epic week of "The Modern Apes" podcast, Bracket War edition!
This week we have a bracket that comes from the Vampire, and its about Animals baby! Lions, Tigers, and Bears oh my! On this episode we find out who the real top of the animal kingdom is.
Also we are super open to topics or suggestions for directions of the show, please leave a comment. We do it for the Army and want you guys to have the best experience watching the show!
CHAPTERS:
0:00 Patreon Read
1:22 Opening Riffs
2:41 Animal Wars
3:45 Peta Not 4 Animals
7:40 The Start of War
23:08 Are Lions Like That
46:33 The Hippo Makes it OUT
49:42 Tristan Likes Bears
1:01:12 The Final Showdown
1:06:10 Patreon Names
#comedy #patreon #trending #animalvideos #animal #funny #funnyvideos #podcast #comedypodcast #legionofskanks #tristanbowling #danielbridgegadd

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1h 12min
July 09, 2026 Chain Restaurant Showdown! | Modern Apes | Ft. Andrew Orellana
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Welcome back to another episode of the Modern Apes Podcast with Tristan Bowling & Daniel Bridge-Gadd, the summer of Bracket Wars Continues! This week we are talking American Chain Restaurants baby!!
All the heavy hitters, Buffalo Wild Wings, Chiles, Applebee's and MORE!
Debate along with the boys and guest this week Andrew Orellana as we find out who is the top dog of the chain restaurants!
Make sure to leave a comment on where you think your favorite should have finished, and if you agree with the winner.
Be sure to follow all of the boys and the pod page on socials, and leave a like and comment to help the Channel Grow!
CHAPTERS:
0:00 Join The Patreon
1:11 Hit The Music
1:35 Opening Riffs
11:45 The Left Side
45:30 The Right Side
58:35 The Final Showdown
1:01:20 Patreon Names
SOCIALS:
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Daniel Bridge-Gadd
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Andrew Orellana
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The Modern Apes IG
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#comedy #jokes #trend #podcast #history #tournament #chainrestaurant #restaurant #competition #challenge

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1h 7min

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