This morning on The Morning After, a man was arrested after chugging Tabasco sauce in a sporting goods store parking lot and threatening to fight people, a ‘body’ in a canal was just a discarded sex doll, someone lost their watch on Missed Connections, a woman convinced a bunch of monk to have sex with her and then blackmailed them, our MVP put a real phone number on a fake missing cat t-shirt, someone forgot to change the password on McDonalds’ hiring AI, and we wrapped up the week with a few Things We Missed.

00:13 - Man chugs Tabasco in parking lot
09:15 - ‘Body’ is just discarded sex doll
16:06 - Missed Connections
26:18 - Woman blackmails monks
32:31 - MVP
40:50 - McDonalds AI hiring software hacked
45:14 - Things We Missed

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