This morning on The Morning After, a man swiped on Tinder over two million times and only had one date (that didn’t go well), we had an update on the woman that married a rag doll, a naked woman was throwing bottles in a hotel lobby on Florida/Not Florida, a new TikTok Trend is introducing people to ‘water-based cooking,’ our MVP made his own crosswalk, there was another really disappointing festival in the UK, and a woman claims her ex-boyfriend’s fart gave me E.coli.

00:13 - Man swipes right two million times on Tinder
10:23 - MA Update
17:24 - Florida/Not Florida
24:41 - Water-based cooking
31:14 - MVP
37:31 - Another disappointing festival in UK
44:35 - Woman claims she got E.coli from a fart

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