This morning on The Morning After, a man stole a bus after realizing the bus he wanted was full, two guys stole a roadside sign on Florida/Not Florida, authorities in Japan want kids to carry plastic bottles to scare away bears, our MVP is a former police chief accused of trying to hire a prostitute (that was also a police officer), someone discovered that a Velodrome in England makes fart noises when you set off fireworks near it, and a kebab shop brawl spilled out into the streets.

00:13 - Man steals bus after his bus was full
05:57 - Florida/Not Florida
14:25 - Kids carrying plastic bottles to combat bears
20:06 - MVP
28:00 - Velodrome makes fart noises
34:07 - Kebab shop brawl

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