(00:00-31:13) Sweet, sweet James. Hello Wild Card. Fun with contract talks. Are we gonna get a QB announcement from Columbia today? Very sassy Colonel. Audio of Drink chomping ice during an interview talking about his quarterbacks. MASSIVE media chuckle. Vision boards and such. Predictionary for the Central Arkansas game. Olivia Rodrigo. Gabe's topless post game show. Doug likes Gabe's topless business model.

(31:21-58:10) We Are The World. Doug sees a sweep coming today. You like this Pallante fella, do ya? Nolan Arenado gotta be itching to come back seeing where this team is. Up in Jupiter? Martin's not gonna step down on this one. 47th Anniversary Meatloaf. Thank you, farmers. Ken Rosenthal follows up his article on Marmol by saying he expects him back at the helm next year. Pegged into tomorrow. Talking Santas.

(58:20-1:23:40) Did Martin cross paths with Chris Farley at Marquette? The Matt Foley character was inspired by Farley's dad. Notable Marquette alumni. Jackson doesn't like cameo porn. Keith is on the line still trying to get Martin to road trip to Milwaukee with him. Jeffrey Dahmer jokes. Jackson sniped him. Fungo is next up. Trying to recruit Doug to the St. Gabe's Golf Tournament. Big Al wraps up the trifecta.

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(00:00-9:41) Southside, to Eureka, back to the Southside. Making mixtapes of Tim's takes. Would you rather be in a closed coffin or post on social media everyday? Leashing your children at Six Flags. Doug World.

(9:49-12:55) Oli's comments in The Athletic talking about his job status. At peace with whatever the org decides.

(13:05-17:50) E-Mail of the Day

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(00:00-17:21) Doug, look, it's Terry Crouppen. Terry posed a question during the commercial break. How many people in the world are you number one person in their lives? Deep discussion ensues. Such an existential conversation.

(17:30-26:02) Blue Man Group. Hair bands. Who's the most famous bald musician? Martin wants a texter to stand down. Audio of Phil Simms on the call of the Jets game saying Brady Cook has been impressive despite coming from Missouri where there wasn’t enough “talent” to shine.

(26:12-32:49) Hard to not slow dance when you hear this song. When Walter Payton wants to slow dance, you slow dance. Best athlete actors.

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(00;00-17:58) 2 Live Crew. Doug's time in Miami. Audio of comedian Matt Michell ranking the SEC's most annoying fan bases. Little shot at Mizzou. Most ornery athletes to cover. The YouTube chat landed a blow on Jackson. Audio of Mizzou AD Laird Vietch on the new North Endzone project and not having a video board on the north end zone this season. Hooterville's Chief Berating Officer.

(18:07-38:20) It's a good day for some Jodeci. Audio of Michael Kay giving his thoughts on possible MLB realignment, after Rob Manfred’s comments yesterday. Look at my backpack. Sounds like Doug is down on Salt Lake City. The Portland Woke. Bunk beds on the road would save money. Meatloaf for lunch. How about a meatloaf omelette?

(38:30-59:25) Breaking down the Raptors. BMW coming to St. Louis. Last player/coach in the NHL. Audio of John Kruk getting deep on the Phillies broadcast, wondering who came up with the concept of time. You never go full Vitale. What's up next on Movie Boy? The Great Sports Movie Debate. Pre revenue dividends. Did Biff build the Auntie Anne's? Vegas tourism. Shoji Tabuchi.

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(00:00-30:03) Uniting behind our love of everything sport. Jackson's hair flip. I'm obligated to ask if this is going somewhere. MLB realignment. No more Junior and Senior Circuits. Has someone hacked into the drops? How important is geospatial divisions to you? Doug's killing this division guessing game. Nevermind, the AL South is throwing him off. Preseason NFL trumps regular season MLB. Doug's not happy with all this relocation talk. The Wire, Doug. The Wire.

(30:11-48:37) George Sisler was not in The Wire. How did The Wire affect the St. Louis Browns? Oli Marmol's interview with Ken Rosenthal for The Athletic. Zip Recruiter says Cardinal managers make about $44K. The soft touch of a carpool mom with a Tervis Tumbler. Oli's comments on his future and Albert and Yadi speculation. Predictionary: Will Marmol be the manager on Opening Day?

(48:47-1:06:42) Full House. Happy Birthday Uncle Jesse. Future Hall of Famer Carlos Spicy Weiner took issue with the latest episode of Movie Boy. Gare Bear. Do you get a jacket for going in the TMA Hall of Fame? The Balance Sheet Showdown. Still no QB announcement. We're just kinda hangin' out.

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Brad Thompson joins the program live from Miami, Florida to talk all things Cardinals. The former Cardinal pitcher talks about the team dropping 5 in a row, including a weekend series sweep at the hands of the Yankees. BT also shares his perspective on the young talent for the Cardinals, some possible offseason moves, and the importance of pitching going forward.   

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Chris Kerber joins the show to talk all things Blues offseason. Kerbs discusses some offseason storylines, some broadcasting insights, and the new 84-game schedule coming in 2026.  

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(00:00-13:22) I've been goated and my goat has been got. Audio of Rob Manfred on ESPN on the future of MLB television contracts. Says things will be resolved in the next few weeks. Doug doesn't like all these changes. You're barking up the wrong tree here, Sailor. Doug's not sure if he has Brazzers. Charlie Hough. Jackson Mamdami. Why are people so bitter? The knockout punch may have just come. The Dunk of Death. Big Steve with the text of the day.

(13:31-28:18) This has 'Nards all over it. Sharon really wants us to talk about the Colin Cowherd tweet. Water aerobics. Is Arbor Day the best to ever do it? Parallels between Cardinal baseball and Nebraska football. Pizza = Good. Sock talk. Don't sleep on compression socks. Apple juice. Irreverent Tweets.

(28:28-35:37) E-Mail of the Day

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(00:00-10:31) James Carlton is in-studio and inadvertently trolling Martin. Heading to see Mark Few. Demi Moore's hair. Mizzou is 10-1 over the last two seasons in one score games. James likes the rock M. No dog in the fight for the QB situation. Warson Woods Wacko still reporting Sam Horn will be the starter.

(10:39-21:38) Cardinal broadcaster Brad Thompson joins us from south Florida. Is it time to completely throw in the towel on the wild card? Still don't have answers to the Jordan Walker and Nolan Gorman questions. Chaim Bloom taking over with a clean slate.

(21:48-35:26) Ryan Helsley's Mets tenure is off to a rough start. Who hurt you? Show us on the doll where the man hurt you. Jackson's had just about enough of it. Martin really wants to get the porta potty guy on the show. Testy Jackson.

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(00:00-12:23) Voice of the Blues, Chris Kerber joins us. Just a little over a month from the Blues preseason opener. NHL preseason moves quick. Hockey fans in Kansas City. Filling Kerbs in on Joey Vitale Bingo.

(12:31-27:39) You can feel Patrick Swayze coming up behind you. Supernatural romcoms. Audio of John Mozeliak on with Tom Ackerman using the word "org." Thinks the 'org' is in a good place. Not so sure it's in a good place. Progrum. This is where we're at, huh? Golf Boy.

(27:49-45:00) Huey Lewis and his hearing. Borat's son was named HueyLewis. College Football Playoff expansion. Replacing conference championship games with on-campus playoff games. Papers is starting to cook with gas over here. The Tigers named both Horn and Pribula team captains. The QB situation.

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