(00:00-6:58) Cardinal lineup out for the busman's special. Auction winner, Con Lane, sitting in studio. Great conversation with Lance Lynn.

(7:07-27:08) The Weeknd. Battlehawks clinched their conference. Playing at the BattleDome because of a conflict and Jordan Ta'amu isn't happy. Jackson, call Lance Lynn back. Ivan Herrera may be legit. Hawk is up. Bookies with peach fuzz mustaches. Charli XCX. Doug's net worth.

(27:18-33:08) Boom, Clap. Charli's been in our lives since 2014. If Tim wins this bet he'll be in a mink coat tomorrow morning. Cardinals have one top 50 prospect in MLB according to ESPN. Quinn Mathews is the one with the pearl necklace. We'll get back to you tomorrow on the JJ Wetherholt thing.

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(00:00-22:55) Happy Birthday, Biggie. NFL will be voting today to ban the "tush push." Jackson's never tackled or been tackled. Flag Football in the Olympics. RIP Norm from Cheers. Jackson with an axe to grind with Ted Danson. You'd let Stanley Tucci cuck ya. "It's not that I would want; I would understand." What's happened to Dawson?

(23:03-30:33) John Tudor punched a fan. Got away from the Cardinals in Game 7. Chairman Steve with a lot of bragging about golf. Let's Go Berger-ing.

(30:42-1:00:42) Former Cardinal and friend of the show, Lance Lynn joins the show. Rehashing went Lance said he was going to light the picnic table on fire with jet fuel. Friendly banter. Enjoying retirement. Elementary school carpool. Going to four straight NLCS to start his career. The single greatest moment of his career. The call from the pen in the 2011 World Series. Reflecting on the 2011 team. Working with Big League Impact to help people affected by storms.

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(00:00-32:55) Doug's down today after the loss last night. Attendance up a bit last night. Jackson almost won a raffle. Big pastrami dog guy. The Ken Dog. Topless popsicles. Lance Lynn wanted to light the picnic table on fire. Plowhawk trying to get Holliday's autograph at spring training. The 2011 World Series bullpen snafu for the Cardinals. That Cardinal loss is tearing the community apart. Audio of Oli talking about not hitting Burleson last night. Buck Swope's Twitter. Leaving smut around the office.

(33:03-52:48) Kimbra's bangs. Audio from MLB Network talking Cardinals being buyers or sellers at the trade deadline. Naming A League of Their Own cast. A grifter's bonfire. Build each other up. Golfing French Lick. Packing is the only thing keeping Doug from moving.

(52:57-1:07:12) Just gonna have fun and be boys with White Castles and beer. Audio of Pat Maroon on MLB Network giving his Mount Rushmore of Cardinals. He named too many. Doug himming and hawing over his list. Maroon on winning the Cup in St. Louis.

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(00:00-2:41) Rogue onions. Surprise fish in ceviche. Mashed potatoes on pizza.

(2:50-9:55) There's still a little local news in Tim. Matthew Tkachuk was on Spittin' Chiclets talking feeling bad for the Maple Leafs. Glass Sniffers. Paul Maurice shooting up Jackson's rankings.

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(00:00-18:50) Thuggish Ruggish Bone. Coach Gruden and cadences. Noot was recruited to play college football. Frankie Frisch, the Fordham Flash. Having a little trouble getting some audio. Cardinal pitching. Brant Brown's effect on the Cardinal offense. Audio of Will Ferrell talking Lindbergh and Glenn Zimmerman at the Rose Bowl Parade. Celebrating series wins.

(18:58-30:27) The TIm/Chairman Alliance is stronger than ever. Interest starting to increase in Cardinal baseball. People finding it easier to find the games on television. New Osama Bin Laden documentary on Netflix. Doug is forced to apologize for a take. VPNs in Afghanistan.

(30:37-44:37) Doug loves a good power ranking guessing game. Helpful and eyewash. Cards doing well in outs above average. Mets fans aren't happy with Juan Soto. Audio of Karl Ravech on Sundsay Night Baseball talking Soto and his deal with the Mets. That sparked some outrage and Boomer Esiason is involved. Audio of Mets manager Carlos Mendoza's thoughts on Soto not running hard out of the box. Soto's response. Jackson pimped ground balls to the left side.

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(00:00-20:30) Ed Hermann and recent college graduate, Brodie are in studio. Talking the origin of the TMA logo. Cornish game hen. Big thigh. Ed's jeep got crushed in the storms. Cardinal talk.

(20:38-44:09) Getting paid is a forte. Secret items at fast food places. Land, sea, and air burger. Larry Nickel joins us. Recapping the happenings in last night's wrestling program. Big Poppa Pump. Brazil: Home of Brazil nuts. Activating Matt. 86 this segment. So many things are hot on this program.

(44:19-1:00:43) Tim wants to get Robert Thomas out on the golf course. Tim has a soft cap on his index. An 11 year-old girl driving the ball 230. Ryan Clark and RGIII featured in Grifter's Paradise. Audio of RG3 responding to Ryan Clark. Mob rules. Hey Kay Adams in the Godfather.

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(00:00-22:58) Growth spurt szn. Top 10 pays well. Checking out the scene. Mike Tyson at the Stratford. Jim Dandy down at Busch last night. Great starting pitching continues. Arenado with some pretty straight forward comments about his spot in the lineup. Hey Matt Holliday, produce this show. Audio of Oli Marmol talking about Sonny Gray's outing. Reporters telling players that they're on their fantasy team. Summer is the time for sports media beef. Who's gonna stop Big Tank?

(23:07-42:37) Pontoons. Jackson's not a nautical guy. Doug nearly sank a pontoon at LOTO. Beaks are still bone dry on this youngry thing. The evolution of Youngry. Lil By The Numbers. Omakase. Hot hungry dads. Lix is more of a K1. Marlborough.

(42:47-58:10) Audio of Bob Costas and Will Lietch talking about the Cardinals. Revisionists history. No offense to Michael Helman. Uniform Corner: Detroit Tigers road kit. The Olde English D. Jackson's second apology. Larry's sassy texts. The Wishbone C.

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Brad Thompson joins the show to discuss the series win in Kansas City and how the Cardinals seem like a much more complete team. BT also talks about the pitching improvements that go under the radar relative to the offensive growth.  

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Chris Kerber joins the program to discuss a number of topics, including the Maple Leafs poor performance in Game 7, the rest of the NHL Playoffs, and the outlook for the Blues this offseason. 

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(00:00-11:13) Happy Birthday, Lainey Wilson. Hardee's: Breakfast of Millionaires. Rory McIlroy didn't talk to the media at all after the PGA. Alex Noren's trouser situation. Noren's got some nasty hands. Bill Clinton stopping in for McDonald's while jogging. Was that real or an SNL skit?

(11:21-19:22) Grifter's Paradise. The Chicago Sky and Indiana Fever have grifters at an all-time high. WNBA watch parties. Would the WNBA work in St. Louis?

(19:32-28:17) E-Mail of the Day

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