The Morning Stream

The Morning Stream

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  • TMS 2042: MARY STEAM VIRGIN!
    Remember, Remember, The Fifth Of Febtember. Sadder than Pacman dying. A Vanessa Would Never Set Foot in a Dress Barn. Smithsonian Department of Funnywalks. New Years Math. One Of Those 5g People. A Soft Happy Man. These Are A Few Of My Fargo-ish Things. Passive Aggressive Donkeys. Point, Squeeze, Gibberish, Move On. Two Finger Terry. Nazi Coins and Show Numbers. His Name is Super Dale. He Sucks. Mylo Piglyomolomo...what? Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
    1 hr 42 min
  • TMS 2041: Ho Ho Ho Nobody Freak Out!
    Turn Down Your Resistance, Here Comes a Spice Girls Track. Pierre Von Chucklecheese. I wouldn't touch you with a 35-and-a-half foot pole. You GOTTA Protect The Second Knuckle!! Don't Cry For Me, Catalina! 2020, Have Your Way With Us. Wonder Woman Is OK. One Lick, and You're Infected. The True Insult Is The Friends We Made Along The Way! They neither sew cakes nor leave cakes. Nine Times out of Ten, it Breaks Five Things. Another Lady Internet. Restless legs of concealment. Punished Hats, Purses, and Socks with Bill. Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
    1 hr 40 min
  • TMS 2040: The Spite Network
    No One's Coming if it's Under 2 inches. I don't like Santa Babyeeeeeeeee. Fingers, And Other Bodily Digits. Is Your Show Hot or Lumpy? Duck, Poodle & Seahorse Flavored Chocolates. Two-Headed 10 Volt Battery. Super-Intendo Bros! Hating Him One Little Bit Less. Hillbilly Allergies. Harry Ham. I'm Too Sexy for my Cold. ...At Least I've Got Warm Chicken! Bakin' Bacon. A Colonel of Truth with Tom. The Hillbillies Are Alive With the Sound of Recommentals with Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
    2 hr
  • TMS 2039: Smells like Teen Spit
    Bite The Head To Stop The Screaming. My Gingerbread Man Has a Bubble Butt. Don't Choke on Your Aspirations. When a chicken comes along, You must Pullet. Speaking of Food, we have Friends. Pat Benatar, Evangelical Leader. Darth Vader would like to talk to you about your personal internet usage during work hours. There is no team in Kim. I played bass for Big Puffy Mess in college. Oh, These Gingerbread Man Nipples are Bubble Gum. Jingle All The Won't. Is Gotham city a country? Mr Not working but jerking. Firefighters and Big Raisin. Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
    2 hr 10 min
  • TMS 2038: Got Beef in the Wrong Hole
    YOU CAN EAT IIIIIIIIICE! Chronic Masticators. Can't Stop! Squirrel Nut Fargo Dont'cha Know. The McDonalds Chainsaw Massacre. Good Health and Happy Rectal Exams. If You Become A Crocodile, That's Your Problem! Lameo McLamerpants, Reporting For TMZ. I don't like choking on beef Jerkeeeeeeeeeeeee. COVID flavor Beef meat. 1% Bad Santa. Boba Feta Cheese Is My Favorite Star Wars Character. It's A First-Person Blacksmither! Conjunction junction, whats your function? The Hole does not belong to Peter Jackson. Making Things With Bill! Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
    1 hr 33 min
  • TMS 2037: Urine Trouble, Santa, eh
    Mayor McCheese was Corrupt. Type B Camels. Food At Chilis Is A Scam! Let's Get Back To Your Lovely Lady Mumps. 8 days to Crimmis. I am Lightning Intolerant. Crappity Capitalist. That New Vaccine Smell. Rectal Eyeball Extrusion. Delivery in 30 minutes or less or your felony is free. I don't like missing Santa due to peeeeeeeee! Comic sans tainted pimento cheese. Third Reindeer of the Apocalypse. Destiny Diarrhea. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
    1 hr 50 min
  • TMS 2036: Resistance is Feudal
    Print Me Some Goat Porn! It Puts The Lotion On Its Pants. Walmart Comes To ME! A Sudoku has Been Sent to the Printer! Imaginary Canadian Girlfriend. Ketamine Sent Me To An Alien Planet. MMoMLM Cults - Massively Multiplayer Online Multi-Level Marketing Cults. A Weenie Whiney Thing To Say. He doesn'€™t have a history of lying to my face. Don't use the password Solar Wind One Two Threeeeeeeeeee! No Coke. Is Heroin Okay? Cartridge of the Month Club. F right off with these 2 birds. Creating An Argument That Sounds Dumb with Tom. Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
    1 hr 58 min
  • TMS 2035: This isn't a spoiler, but...
    Diamonds Are For Never. I Don't Like Clap Emojiiiiiiiiiiis. The Winter Soldier Has Been Activated. Boomer's Barf Breakfast Patty. My Anus is the Center Hole. A Johnson In A China Shop. The Juice of Lemons Makes Fine Punch. Why Do You Think The Rice Is Sticky? Organized By Humiliation Level. Will the vaccine shrink my testicles?! I'm not drunk I'm eating soup. Putting it in the other hole. Stuck in the Denver hub unit. Walking out floating on things with that guy who was Dick Grayson. JURY clapŸ‘ DUTY clapŸ‘ AND clap MORE clapŸ‘Ÿ‘ and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
    1 hr 48 min
  • TMS 2034: Alison Wonderland
    I killed you, Sorry for your loss. Beeeees like to fling Feceeeeeeeees! Let it Suck first. Same Schmidt, different Season. The Warmer it gets the Stickier it Gets. Gina Davis reprising her role as dead. The Young Lando Calrissian Chronicles. Shot in the B with the T. The future is full of packing peanuts. The Great American Podcast Bakeoff! Whose Hands on What Puppets. Lando: What Have We Here? The Fargo Cinematic Universe. Making Things Hewn From A Chunk Of A Tree With Bill. Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
    2 hr

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