The Morning Stream

The Morning Stream

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  • TMS 2033: Ratapult
    Sad Tromboner. The Colors of the Year is Biohazard Suit. There's Nothing that Pantone does that We Can't Achieve on Our Own! Goldfish The Snack that bites back. Rats can EAT RICE!! The Gary that Pooped on the Other Gary. Proper X-Men Town. Smoking for longevity. The Great Blackheart Divide. depressed but aroused. Don't eat the hot dog. First Class Contact. Cybercurious. Everything is a sex thing to Paul and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
    1 hr 9 min
  • TMS 2032: Paul Jumanji
    Santa, Just Think of the Fat Actors. Kegs over My Hammy. Your First Meth Call! Now eventually you might have elves on your, on your Christmas tour, right? You Ever Think About Scaffolding? I don't like concentrated peeeeeeeee! Come Back, Shane! Gold Medal Planking. Excited, Not Racist. Secret Fish. Reverse and Enhance. Mustard Pee. Marlon Brando In Absolutely Nothing. Olympic Cardboard. Tom's Tech Time! Madonna Fried Fish with Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
    1 hr 37 min
  • TMS 2031: Beefstantinople
    Karen Would Like To Talk to eBay's Manager! I Don't Like Swallowing Coffeeeeeeeeeee. Scrambled Bean Eggs with a side of gas. Et Tu Disney+. Wearing Dice Tomatoes Pants. KFC Slater. Who wouldn'€™t want to punch Logan Paul in the face? YouTube Burning Sensation. Whopper-Based Rogue-Like. We Blocked the Kong and the MAX Won. There's a country named Beef? It's a Dick-Dick Situation. All the Lemons, All the Squeezy. A Non-fatal decapitation with Jury and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
    1 hr 38 min
  • TMS 2030: Take two birds and call me in the morning.
    Less Hard than the Last one. That's a lot of WOOD! This Perfume Smells Like a Roo's Vagina. Have anyone seen my Dongolith? More Like the McFib. Dr Feratu is my Phlebotomist. Leave it to Newman'€™s Beaver. Don't Move The Scrubber. Riding the BO Railroad. I would figuratively kill for a CRX! The McRibs with a Side of Beard Hair. Don'€™t want a big bleeder. Getting Back to Appropriate T. Sorting Screws With Bill. Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
    1 hr 46 min
  • TMS 2029: Proper Bogan Names
    Eucludian Ukrainian Circadian Rhythm. Gidgit VonLaSpew. Press Here to Smell Oranges. Pawn Prawn Pron. Avoid the Twat Cake. Get Me Booger! Is Scott's Mom PCI or SCSI? Don't get Tom Selleck Wet. Pick up some Cash Inverters. Cocktail from the Prawn Shop. Trippy Dippy Hippy Lady. Long Life, for a man. Crusty Space Fingers. Talking to your parts with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
    1 hr 55 min
  • TMS: All Babble, No Royale
    I don't like urine meeeeeeeat! Bacon Adjacent Hot Ham. Can we PUG the 25-man orgy? I only eat the ugly animals. Turkey: the Stupidest Meat. lots of hair on top kind of guy. Folgers Smeat. La Boof, Le Buff, I've Heard It Both Ways. Take Up the Mantle of Keyboard Cat. There Are THREE Golden Coins! You Neither Take Monoliths nor Leave Monoliths! Low Key Loki. Toe-Headed Weirdo. Tom's Tech Time! Cloud Atlantis with Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
    1 hr 44 min
  • TMS 2027: Little German Vendors
    Not Quite A Circumcised Tree. I LIKE LOCAL BOULDER BEEEEEEEES! The Scarlet V Of COVID Vaccination! Beans Removed, Frank Still in Place. Monolith World Tour 2020. Aunt Bee Excretes that Liquidy Goo. Wake Me Up When November Rain Ends. Holding the tree with Tinsel Strength. Dogs Love Pine Water. let it linger like a fart in the night. Homeless to dog to guy contact. Yankin' on a cow. The GIF that keeps on GIFfing. Slayer is killing me. Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
    1 hr 38 min
  • TMS 2026: 50 shades of Green Eggs and Ham
    Accidental Porn. Rough and Tumble Phlebotomist. June the name, not expiration date! Renowned Mellons. Distraction Distraction Distraction Stab. 38 Guns for my 38 Hands. Iron Danger, Stranger. Bonus Noodles. I Would Not, Could Not Win Babble Royale. What is the size ratio of person and falcon? Hits the Melons, Smells the Melons, ____ the Melons. The Cobra bit Britman then died of COVID. Fessing Up To Unhealthy Chinese Food. Knives for Bill's gun-party! Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
    1 hr 30 min
  • TMS 2025: Day before Thanksgibbon
    The Butcher of Coverville. I'm Gonna Cook The Turkey Sous Viiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide. We've Been Getting Lucky for years now. Always Steam you Vaggies. Double Sided Rona Coin. Tetris and Snake, the perfect VR Demos. You Ever Smoke a Turkey, Man? Yokko Bono. Yer mom looks like a 70's rocker!!!! Castration Varys' Spiders Seeking the PS5. Keanu don't look like no Bill. Jonathan Pants. You Colorado People Never Poo. Oh, You Get Batman. Tom's Tech Time! Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
    1 hr 47 min
  • TMS 2024: Regular Duraflame Logs
    Poo Based Crystalized Entity. Sticky Baker's Hands. Arizona: Just Lizards & Snakes. The Taint is Bananas B A N A N A S. Blince Gilligan, Country Singer. Workin'€™ at the DMCA! I'm drinking hand sanitizer. Vodka is too much hassle. Risk Takes too Long to Start a Fire. President Lasagna. Boring Biden Fruit. ASMR ROBUTTS! It 'Taint A Bridge. Hitler Hogs the Ball. With a name like Shkreli, you have to be a super-villain. Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
    1 hr 48 min

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