The Morning Stream

The Morning Stream

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  • TMS 2013: Covid Zero Sugar
    I'll Watch ANY Marvel Crap! It's Irish Swearing, It Doesn't Count. Zulu Foxtrot Seven Seven Dingo. Randy Royale. Rico Was Not Suave. Kim Kardashian Rode a Goat into a Horse. A Little Bit Of Toobin Goin' On. Denny's Subscription Model. It's An Exact Christian Science! Walmart licking good. Porn Talk Broke TMS. It Can Easily Go to Two Mothers. Big old wide job. Reccamentals! Naked Time with Tom and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
    1 hr 38 min
  • TMS 2012: Moonlight Savings Time
    Optimus Primer. Open Your Clay Scott! Caveman Sold Separately. Bruce Wayne Has ONE Personality, And It's A Dick. MoonKnight, A White Honda Accord Of Heroes. I Have the best passwords! Really great! You won't believe these passwords. I Served In The 175th Stroofwaffel Regiment Back In The War. Did Wolverine die? I had to pee. Hole Nother. Ratatouille Turns Out the Lights in Paris. Rodents 1: Vegas 0. Caveman sold separately. Taken: A Groundhog Day tale. Big Head, Big Booty Black Widow. Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
    1 hr 38 min
  • TMS 2011: Rub the Wall to Slip a Crack
    Lower 49. General Specific Reporting for Duty. What's Mainland USA Called? Not Lucky Raisin. I don't use the term Gypseeeeeeeee. Zelda: a Stick in Time. Spaghetti Chicken, the Band that Sings About PIzza. The Cabbage Patch Exception. Loser Loser Chicken Boozer. Oh! Water! I Spilled Water! Start Thinking About Balls. Mine Is Mostly Decorative! Just Got the Butt-Blast. My Mixer Needs The Right Holes. Talking Head size with Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
    1 hr 32 min
  • TMS 2010: The Curse of the Mummified Twinkie
    Stigmata of the Fourth Moon of the Devil's Hole. Give Me A Ding Dong Any Day Of The Week. Dogaritos for the neighbors. Spencer Cocks, A Name You Can Remember! I don't like Disturbing Twinkieeeeeeeeee! Julesing the Verne. You Call That A Kife? That's Not a Kife. Good Luck Cox and the Other Guy. Hey There Short Ass! Paul's Still Not Dead. They can smell what I am cooking and they don't want that. ABCBS. All Utahans Sound Alike. Let's See Your Sample. Old Sock Flavor. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
    1 hr 35 min
  • TMS 2009: Burst a Bum Unit
    You Had Me at Anal. Australia, Where the Fanta flavors can kill ya! The Zoom Where It Fappened. Fanta Minesweeper Zero. Don't Worry, It's Not My Blood. I don'€™t want red peeeeeeeeeee. Slide Right Into My Driveway. Go Pew and Leave. Parking Like a Bad Ass Mo-Fo. The Indiana Jonesing of Mad Max. CSI: Utah starring bloody pants. The Kind a Fella Who'd Throw a Frog at a Tree. No one will touch a peach for hours. Vanilla is not a Fruit. Tom's Tech Time! Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
    1 hr 59 min
  • TMS 2008: Crouching Naked, Hidden Valley
    Prolapsed Flat Earthers!! Call the Mid-Worf. He Wasn't Naked. He Was Covered In Ranch. TGIFriday Guy Starring Cleetus. Creevus, The Annoying Guy! Neither Take Piss nor Leave Piss. Yes, an undecided voter, very smooth and convincing. Oh, Those Trash Bags? Those are Junk Mail. Did you have a TRAMP growing up? S word sweeteners are effe€™d up. Yeet the Egg At the Tesla. Hudson Hawk, Fury Road! I can stop Flat Earthing anytime I want. The Chicken Nugget Did It! Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
    1 hr 26 min
  • TMS 2007: Beef Coke
    I Played Bass With My Wrestling Name is the name of my Quiet Riot Cover Band. I'm a Turd Monkey. Brian Crawled Through 500 Yards Of Corn And Came Out Clean The Other End. Toasted, in a Pan, like a Monster! Color Coded Zombies. Jesus is swolier than thou. No Podcast for Old Men. Scott's dad don't like monkeeeeeeeeeeys. Double Finger The Trigger. Ball-peen 40K. Morbius and Puumba. Frosted Blueberry Poptorch and Coke. The power of TikTok compels you! What's his name, with the big eyes? Making Things with Bill! Call Now and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
    1 hr 30 min
  • TMS 2006: Oh... Iceland the STORE
    Skating Around The Big Whale Turd. It was FART! It was a FART! I DON'T LIKE TO TWEEEEEEEEEZZZE! Bob & Barry-Anne. Yeeting A Nugg Into SPAAAAAAACCEEEE! USS Toblerone. THE COUNTRY WAS A SUPERMARKET!! Chicken nugget proves earth is not flat. American Healthcare Google Stadia. One DeLorean to pick them all. No Hobo Shoving Allowed. Jugadoganalnalno's Pizza. Tugging on the Body Floss. Scotty Failed his Ancient Technology Class. Going back to work with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
    1 hr 38 min
  • TMS 2005: Mountain Farmer Time
    I don't like the UTCEEEEEEEEEE! Where Is Just Virginia? Rhymes With Shmee Shmotel Smoom. Tomorrow Point Five. Please Get Written Consent Before Hugging That Cow! Coco Puff Body Scrub. I Don't See How That's A Party. It's A Space Honda Accord. Wet Ramen Poo. Pee Like a Freakin' Race Horse on Crack. F Diamond Dave Crosby. You ever lose your moon keys. Its Spelled V V Itch. What's the deal with Furiosa? Tom's Tech Time! Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
    1 hr 48 min
  • TMS 2004: Vasoline Glitter Trap
    I don't like Ambeeeeeees. Firefly Drinking Songs for Cat Lovers. She Left Me For Exact Change. Had To Wipe Mayo Off My Buns. She's Had Five Other Accents Since Then. Irish Voltron. Gotta Get Down on FriGay. Birds died from Swift Erection. Fork White Supremacy. Award and OSHA Violation in One Heavy, Pointy Package. Weapon of Mass Distraction. You are the Weakest Lynch.... goodbye. The diapers are aplenty, hopefully not gently used. I didn't feel the little prick. Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
    1 hr 41 min

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