The Morning Stream

The Morning Stream

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  • TMS 2003: Russian Potato Wine
    Don't hate the tree, hate the leafy Load. The Ice Cream machine can't always be broke asshole. A-Team's Black Pedo Van. Never Rectally, only Orally! I Don't Make the Names, I Just Mispronunciate Them. Naming Hurricanes is Greek to Me. WELCOME to the Gateway Drug Shop! I can see clearly now the rain has come. I'm sorry Franky Tikki, they have a better poopoo platter. I don't like leeeeeeeeeeeeeaves. One Dwayne to rule them all. I'll take one Aunt Beru, Extra Crispy. Give Money to TMS for Sports and Drugs. Cottonwood trees are Too Much Hassle. Making Things with Bill! Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
    1 hr 35 min
  • TMS: Fowl Language
    A Raisin In A Lump Of Mayo. Profane Parrots Populate Park. THE CHICKEN WAS A BABY'S FORESKIN! Wait Perry Mason is not Irish? No Sir, we only treat the face. Queezer? Timothy Elephants. I spoke French once. I regret it. Near Winner, First Loser. There's Nothing Funny About Science! The Moon: Can't Explain That! Judge Ibbot: The Cases are real, the People Are Real, the Rulings are Final. Ready the typewriter and the bongos. Here We See the Rare Korean Baby. Hiding From 42 in Sweden. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
    1 hr 56 min
  • TMS 2001: Burgled Baby Bug-Out Bag
    Safety Orange Strap-on. Open The Pod Cast Doors, Hal. I Hate Big Tech and I Cannot Lie. Everyone just needs to shut up. I dated Kip Winger. Threw A Carrot At Her! Su-Burg-Ga-Ba-Tory. Hammy Sagar. You'll Get Neither Sega Nor Sex. Mission Impossible: Crossing Guard Coordinator. Pete don't like Whamm-eeeees! I got my robbing stick! Hill on the Haunted House. Press 9 Faster. Tom's Tech Time! Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
    1 hr 44 min
  • TMS 2000: I Can Definitely See Why You Like 2000 TMSs
    Los Dos Moffs Hermanos. The Vandals Neither Left Stuff Nor Took Stuff! Four-foot Vagina Model was my Hole cover band name. Sucked in on the Lasso. You know the X's and O's Father. I Don't Like J-RPGeeeeeeeeees!! My Own Little Trent Reznor. That's a Felony! Hair and Flesh on Your Weapons. Husband of Lady. Snap into a Jimmy Stick. What are you wearing, Dylan from State Farm. Difficulty Level: JapanEasy. Oh okay, so its just a cat. Raising The Dead With Jury and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
    1 hr 40 min
  • TMS 1999: Do Your Civic Doody!
    Attacked with a steak knife by a bald man with a fetish for covers. Leaning Tower Of PC-sa. Knife Catching with Brian. Disney Doesn't Do Down Under. Paul Hogan: Disney Princess. Don't Bring Dish Soap to a Knife Fight. Jump on your civic Donkey! Lot B Isn't A Theme Park. Is There a Park in Japan Called Disney Something? Waxing Off To Stay Young. Running out of shoulders, the next shot goes in the butt! Oh, you mean the Earth! Please Send Ho Pics. Lubricating with Bill. Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
    1 hr 38 min
  • TMS 1998: Halloween Catapults
    I Don't Eat Beeeeeeees. Threes Company on the Love Boat, But Family Matters in the Full House. It's A Kit-Katapult! Put The Jack O'Lantern Where The Sun Don't Shine! the Fun size will barely leave a mark. Smarties, the gateway to Cocaine. 2 Dog Night. Cracker Barrel Apologist. NECCO Wafers Are People!! Mom Created the War. Orange Butt, White Tip. Nudity and Swears with Gidget. Give Me the Hasslehoff Face. Nostalgia Flavored Plastic with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
    2 hr
  • TMS 1997: Wolfhard Meganorman
    Cops and Rubbers: Vietnam. All French Fries & No Gravy. Twice baked Condoms. Digiphysidickle. Fresh Out of Fannings. Don'€™t fat shame Stephen King books. If This is Hallmark, I'm Gonna Fart. Canadians Never Forget. You get the steam AND the aroma. Coloring Pages And Big Fat Fonts. Firm Monitor Arms. Subtitles trick you into reading. Eekin Iken Vooken Vikin. Wait who was pooping outside? Tom's Tech Time! Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
    1 hr 48 min
  • TMS 1996: Tell Me How This Works!
    I don't like Chef Boyarddeeeeeee! I'm a Scat Van. CHOOT CHOOOOT. Early Paul Riser. It's Not Vegas Until You Meet Flavor Flav. The First Rule of MGM Fight Club is Don't Talk About MGM Fight Club. Debates Are A Big Hairy Spider. I once met an awesome boxer named whatshisname .The Quarter Pounder from Down Under. Drippings with anxiety goo. TMS: The Morning Setting Up iOS 14 Alarm Functions. My Name Is Tonya! Covfefe Buddies. you didn't hear what you thought you did. Troopers are on the lookout for a chef that favors canned ravioli. Doing Time With JuRY and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
    1 hr 40 min
  • TMS 1995: Hippy Lady Words
    Candy Corn Dumpster Fire. TMS stands for legitimate news. The Constellation Pubis. Dropping a Chunky Out the Candy Tunnel. It Didn't Dawn on Them To Say Aquarius. Lubing Up The Square Peg! I don't like Halloweeeeeeeee'en. Isn't There a Bunny Called Something Easter? She's Not Tall, You're Just Short. HE WAS A SK8TR MAN! Do You Have The Festive Fall Feelings? Travis Scotting My Quarter Pounder. RBG RPG. Foam Porn with Bill! Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
    1 hr 39 min
  • TMS 1994: Flower FOMO
    14 Reasons Your Eyebrows are Hungry. Are your fake boobs handy? Shot Through The Groin, And Who's To Blame? Came Out Bald and Weird. Dirty Husk: Lawn Bourbon. Strips Of Butt Meat. A Walk Down Memory Wallet. Don't Whip Out Your Glock in Public. Committing Coitus on My Lawn. You're Pregnant! Hilarious! I don't like seeeeeive! Broil it Like Beckham. Cover Your Mole With A TMS Beanie. Doom scrolling with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
    1 hr 38 min

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