The Morning Stream

The Morning Stream

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  • TMS 1983: Discount Ninja Cats
    Barely Legally Blonde. Tell Them What They Can't Win, Brian. I like puppiieeeeeeees. Ramifications of the Lady Hole. 50 Shades Of Greyjoy. One Capote, Two Capote, Red Capote, Blue Capote. I don't always dream, but when I do, I dream cheaply. Nikolaj Coster-Waldenbooks. Mom's Dark Companion. Francine McGillicutty Pinochle. Bogey Sandwich on your 6! Raw Earth Metal Sandwich. There's gold in that there toilet! Tom's Tech Time! Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
    1 hr 29 min
  • TMS 1982: Men Without Pants!
    Her name is Ripley, believe it or not. Twisted Spaghetti Turd. I like Bill and Ted Threeeeeeeeee. This isn't real, Derek! I'm Not As Dead As I Look, signed, Herman Cain. News Flash: Shade Reduces Sunlight. Do you one-finger it, or double thumb it? Let me Pause my minidisc plater. I Might Actually Put Pants On. 420 Elephants Can't be Wrong. The Pointer Sister. September Hibernation Patterns of American Idiots. Big Ordinance is More Fun Than Tiny Bullets. Feeding the Sea Otters and Squealing a lot. Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
    1 hr 38 min
  • TMS 1981: Swedish Meatdesk
    K.K. Rhymerreiner. There Are 3 Million Ways Brian Could Check Your Prostate. That little Frogman sure can Rock. I'm Not Woke, I Need Coffee. AMC nesting Popcorn. I feel funny Mr Stark, like when i had to climb the rope in gym class. Back to Practical Deaths. Warlocks have the best shoes cause of their Solebinding skills. Mad Morbius: Hero Road. Patrick Navel of Duran Duran Fame and Playboy Artist. Hardcore Sesame Street Disney Covers. Snip-Snipper, Where They Take the Vagina Out. Richards kind penguin. Sniffing Glue with Bill, Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
    1 hr 45 min
  • TMS 1980: Kerfuffle in the Korn
    A spoonful of mustard makes magnesium goes down! Don't Get Legal Advice From Twitter. Naked Drone Guy. A Clown murder is a crime of Passion. Shrek's A Little Stiff Now. literal vomit to verbal vomit. Next Door Karen is the worst! Ya Queen Phoenix. Mother Baldwin is Tired. Colin Farrel is a tasty dish. Blame The Beef Jerky. Get off my air space!!! Marcus Aeriola. Faux White Men. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
    1 hr 55 min
  • TMS 1979: Nudist Loses his sack
    Grand Theft Dildo. Jason Steak-Umms. All on the Coronocoaster. Banana Hammock, Mankini, Brokini... same fruit different pouch. We had a legal dispute and a PR battle broke out. Game of Corner Offices. Don't Lick Other People's Fingers. I dont like bro-kiiiiniiiiiiiii's. A Hearty Time Stew. Mo Money, Mo Ashtray! BB8 out of BB10. Donkeycraft Country. Canada Brewery Is Sorry for the Pubic Hair. Tom does not succumb to PR pressure. Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
    1 hr 55 min
  • TMS 1978: Physical People Doin' Party Business
    The World Is Stinky With Juniors. Toy, Poop, Toy, Poop, Toy, Poop. Vampire Pettyjohn. Dicetomato doesn't like beeeeeeees! Reely Reely French! Hard Baked Barf Patty. Centrist Voltron. What About Being Low Falootin? Lucy Alan Hale Jr. The Whelming Was Coming From Inside the House! reverse the polarity on the platrom. Mr. Areola, I Nip Slipped his name. Draculas, you say? Jury uses the whole buffalo and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
    1 hr 34 min
  • TMS 1977: One Of The Genesai
    His Back Area Is A LOT Nicer Than When I Was There! Your pinky is weak and without honor. I don't like Pink-eeeeees. How Can You Use Your Zoom if You Don't Eat Your Google Meat? Build your own Cockpit and go crazy! Sega Has Fallen and Can't Get Up! Lack of Fiber at the Johnson House. My Bread is Darker! Toss the Mic in the New Bidet. Do the nails match the beard? A Little Flesh Hose! I hate when I can't see my own mountains. Thanos never forgets the glove. Anyways, Back To Bill's Wood. Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
    1 hr 40 min
  • TMS 1976: It Comes Out of the Squid Hole
    SQUIDS DON'T HAVE BUTTS! Ride-a-Roni: The South Dakota Treat! Let your freak frag fry. The Great Pyramids of Chattanooga. I don't like SCSIiiiiiiiiiiiiiii? Jeff @ Jeff. Jeff. It Comes Out of the Squid Hole. Dollywood Coaster: The Biggest Hills Drops Ever. Sweet, Edgy Milk. It expires, a week ago. Point Like An Egyptian! Flomax: Pee Like a Toddler. Puffy Pill-Shaped iPhone. Dollywood Velociraptor Rehab. Stretch it like Veronica's Sausage. and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
    1 hr 32 min
  • TMS 1975: Das Chutes
    Comedians Outside Of Cars Enforcing Parking. Probed By The Magic School-bus! Answer the Francophone, It's Ringing! Oui Oui! AirDVD: Be Kind, Rewind. Air B&B Kind, Please Rewind. Burnt Kirk Playing Joust. The Very Specific Pacific Islands. B'ok Choy! You're Greens Have No Honor! Coca-Cola, the Refreshing Liquid Drink. It's OK for the Second White Guy to Repeat the Slur. For Some Reason, 'Shalom' Comes to Mind. How Does a Klingon Say Hello? They Don't! Just Like a School Bus in the Urethra. The Loveboat, boldly going where no boat has gone before. Tom's Tech Time! Reccomentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
    1 hr 50 min
  • TMS 1974: SMATHMOUSH!
    Men Without Talking Heads! SomeBODY Once Told Me, You're Gonna Get Coronie. Why does your Prostate smell like Mr. Clean? Nary a Yang to Be Seen. Jim Job Jibberson, He Was Great. Turns out, Brian IS full of crap. TMS, now with less Stream. You Gotta Complete the Sentence! Squishy Doughnut Problems. He Had Some Kind Of -Itis. Bear Down and Say Cumquat. A Streisand Effect on a Quiet Riot. Dogs Don't Like Paltrow's Kitty! Scarf-wearing baguette business. Smithing Foam with Bill! VP Predictions with Jury and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
    1 hr 44 min

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