The Morning Stream

Scott dreams of electric Gilmore Girls. Tasted Like Gasmeat. I'm Scott Johnson And I'm Here To Say. I hate Funco Pops! Except for that one. And that one. Don't Put Ye In A Corner! My Bible Is Printed in Kanye Sans. Those cardboard cutouts don't look very animated. Monkeybananas for America! City Names, how do they work? Reams Pants and Food Emporium. Rearranging The Big Chunks. If push comes to shove I'll eat Lucio'os. Johnner Walkie. I don't like Yeezyyyyyyyyy. Making Things With Bill! Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Denver Zoo is doing this new thing where they are open. Scott Johnson, Professional numerologist. Amazon: delivering life in little brown boxes. Whose Dude is it Anyway? A Bug on the Fork is Worth Two in Your Hand! The Middle Aged Mutants. 27 Deaths Later. Mad Max: Fury Review. I don't like chimpanzeeeeeeeeeees? Andrew Dice Macio. Someone is going to fill Pat Robertson's hole. 27 Tales of the Immortal Berserker Keanu. If not Maury, then definitely Jerry. Garbage food with a garbage business model. Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

KK Yodeler. Man finds Caterprie in Broccoli and tries to evolve it into Butterfree. This Falls breakout hit Walmart Idol. Ibbott couldn't tweet...and didn't notice. I don't like Sous-Viiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide. Cancel Culture with Fruit on the Bottom. Clean your Stinky Sausage. The Meat Leapt Off the Bone! Simmering in its Own Sarcasm Juices. My 500 lbs Brother-in-Law. Fights Paparazzi and Collects Cars. Carl's Jr Dirty Salad. Exiting From A Cow's Butt. Meat-Collab. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

I don't like NBC (eeeeeeeeeeeeeee). Scott Does Not Partake In The Chuck. Does He Still Need TP For His Bunghole? Love Sex Robot Magick. Tomorrow's Show Will Be Called There is No Show on Friday. Swabbing Up The Chute!! The Price is Right for neutering your pets. My Shorts Are Not Animated. It's My Day Off, Leave Me Alone! Crunchy, crunchy, squatty stuff. The Power of Muse Compels You! Peacock on the TikTok. Southern Saliva Control. Let Us Know If You Hate MMFR. Tom's Tech Time! Reccomentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Strange Butthole Placement. Every Jordan needs their Pippen. Twenty-five women and a guy named Steve. I don't line those teeeeeeth. So you know the year. What do you want? A Cookie! What The Hell's Going On With Your Head? Doo-doot-do-do-do walking shark. Do sharks have legs cause I really wanted to know-ow. Australian accents make me schplatz! Before the cream sits out too long You must Bic it. Chastity at a Whorehouse. Jet-skis cured my ear-worms. A Cold Jolt Up the Toilet Pipe. Justin Eye for the Scott Guy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

This candle smells like my butt. Black Tie COVID Party Across the Street. Happy Birthday Old People. All the flappy ladies. Insert the back-straightening stick where? Scott & Kim, The Porch Monsters. You're thinking about nipples and crochet needles. Duplicate Kermits. It Went Loo Loo Bloosh Bloosh. The Great Fapsby Party. That's Arctic Forest, Not a Vagina! Helluva Mandella. So, should I shower with my dirty mouse, or just put it in the dishwasher? I don't like Terminator Threeeeeeeee? Major Spoilers! Regular Volume Darrell and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Urination Frustration. No Accents Left Behind. Turbulent Murder Snake. Anyway a guy died. Soft Tissue in the Ensuing Tussle. Weaponized Hallmark Movie Essence. If you can't be in Vegas, feel like you're in Vegas. You're Always Taking a Bet on Cornhole. Scott and Brian do Hamilton. Casinos like to take Brian's Moneeeeeeey. Irish to Pi-rish. Don't call your Girls Easy. Take Umbrage with Anti-Norm Sentiments. No Coke Zero? Give Me Five Whiskies. Call Now and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

I do like TEAAAAAAAAA. French Fry Guillotine. I've got HoHo's... in different area codes. A Solid 69%. TMS: the Boys Try to Alter Their Netflix History. My Floor Constitutional. That's How Hostess Rolls. I ain't Saying he's a gold digger, but he ain't gonna be a vote rigger. Wiener Rights! Which Constitutional Amendment allows me to pee in your house? It's all fat because my eyes are bad. Arrivederci Fiero. Glitter Safety with Bill. The Venn diagram of Kanye & Presidential Elections is Justin Robert Young and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Scott contemplates the size of his Tip. 3 Doors Down? Close enough. Man falls in well, takes 3d6 damage. Darrell is Back, Mostly. You may need to squint your ears to hear him. I don't like barenaked ladieeeeeeeeeeeeees. Soccer? I Don't Even Know Her! Didn't Try to Put the Young Parts In. David Muppet Crosby. Aliens vs Predators vs Avengers. Quivering Ring of Orange Jello. Have You Heard Of Hamilton? Losty McLoster Pants. Stupid Plaid Coat and Laughing Fat Guy. Stephen Schlei-car.

I like stealing candEEEEEEE. A week late and a Ke$ha short. The Adventures of Spice-naughts and Micro Girls. Scott ruins children'™s dreams. Furiousa von Larue. Violent Male jumps into police arms in a fishy situation. Take me Down to Pulled Pork City. Slipped All Three Of Our Minds. Lurleen and Pleasance. The Most British-Ass Thing Ever On The Show. Dealing with Petit Larceny. My mom is now Skeletor! Well Done Canada For Still Being Canada. Need One Hell Of A Shower After This. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.