The Morning Stream

The Morning Stream

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  • TMS 1953: Rock People Scissors
    The Doggarito Day Afternoons. LASER DICKS! Kim leaves enough food in Scott's bowl. All Movies are Black and White if You Turn the Color Off. A Double Sided DVD Tape. Consummate Your Consommé. Can you Smellllll what the ABE IS Cooking. Kung Fu Dunk. Twitch done Glitch and Blockchain Made My Brain Itch. Cross My Wires with Ferngully. No Shortage of Nipples. BARTOK! Starring Larry Bartok! A Half-Century of Tom. A Nicole sized hole to fill in reccomentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
    1 hr 15 min
  • TMS 1952: Elliot Goa'uld
    I don't like carp herpeeeeeeees. Do you have Herpes? Don't be Koi. Panini Mackaneenee. Aging Celebrity Ghouls. Bathroom Attendant Hands You A Towel After Grabbing Your Crotch. Elliot Gould. He has the meats. And the lowest interest rates. Stinks like Space Juggalos. List of 4 Things: Raspberry, Rum, Crocs, and a Candle? Wake Me up When I'm the Piano Man. Crappy Beef on Bread. they can'™t search for porn on my watch. Is that your perfume or are we just in space? Gnarly Bush Brows. How Are You In The Hair Department These Days? You can't handle the tooth! Justin and Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
    1 hr 45 min
  • TMS 1951: Ded Lepperd
    Toxic Bitch Pee. Pizza is Beautiful.... And Maybe Stolen. I Don't Like Beer Treeeeeeeees. Do dogs have masks cause I really wanted to knooooww. How Else Am I Going to Cook My Books? Nerve Bone Connected to the Tooth Bone. Magical land of corn. Simulated Poopstain. Constipation Class. The Romulan Senator....was that a Romulan? Let's Find that Big Ol' Penis. Hyperbolic Tongue. Just Give Me The Horse Tranquilliser. Street Fighter: Karen - is this real life? Call Now and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
    1 hr 43 min
  • TMS 1950: Men Without Cats
    As we know the Baby was a leopard. Looking at the Wrong Hepburn. Rocking Back And Forth, Singing Milli Vanilli. I don't like Sweeeeds! Thicc with 2 Seas. All my slots are full. On this week's episode of Making Fudge with Van. Bill Burr Baggins. Hobo Slave-1 doesn't do it for me. my favorite flavor is baking soda. THE CHICKEN WAS MEL GIBSON! Cat 1 of 13. The iguana isn't a health issue, it's a topping. The Weirdo in the Corner Doing Coke. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
    1 hr 59 min
  • TMS 1949: No One Expects The Spanish Restoration
    Shove that up your Night Attack. Show me on this painting where the Spaniard Retouched you. I'm Brian Ibbott And I Put A Whole Coconut In My Butthole. I don't like MIT eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee? His coffin has nipples. Is Maxi Shields Related to Brooke Shields? For Some Reason I Get People Farting A Lot! Is she bones in a bag? The Haunting of Hype House. Volkswagen-Sized Gloomhaven Box. Proomed! Fred And Can Campaign 2020. I can'€™t wear the shoes. All Batmen have a Kuh. Tom's Tech Time! Reccomentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
    1 hr 39 min
  • TMS 1948: Do Podcasters Dream of Electric Peeps?
    I'm Gonna Be Really Dumb Here For A Second. The Birds and the Beeeeeeeeeees. Tout Suite much Hassle. Peep Skeleton. Pooping Sugar Ribbons. 9 times out of 10... it's a Dildo. Go Deep for Talking Moose. Chicken Banging. Doxxing Jennie. There's A Little Bit Of Hang-Me-Down. Exploding your You Yous. ROCKET TOOBS! Hi, this is Roger. I hate my life. Leave a message. Women Lay Eggs All the Time. Making Things with Bill! Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
    1 hr 45 min
  • TMS 1947: Dog-flung breast milk
    What's My First Name, Scott? I like beeeeeeeeeeeeean Crosby. A Little Vaseline Keeps the Focus Away. Nonstop Humpage. Centripidal Boobs. Little Steps with Connie. Detwoit Wedwings. The Philly Red Lights. Mutant Pig Ribs. Gloomhaven Targaryan. Scott's Not Your Mom. Greatest Thing Since Sliced Husbands. Non-Stop Humpage. Uphill, Both Ways, In the Blazing Sun. Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
    1 hr 45 min
  • TMS 1946: Contains No Ladies, Barenaked or Otherwise
    I like kimchiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii. Farting with Full Intent. There was an old Frogpants that swallowed a fly. Broccoli is better when it's meat. You, Your Cat and your Johnson's. Bed, Bath, and Batman Beyond. It's the Half-Shirt What does It! Is this your cat? OK see ya later. Mouth Guard Mount was my adult film finishing move. A Very Slim Chance Of The Bubonic Plague. TMS Full of Misinformation. Fined for full intent Farting. Farting on a Park Bench (Aqualung). Crotch: the One Point of Contact. And more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
    1 hr 6 min
  • TMS 1945: Throne King Man
    I don't like USBEEEEEEEEEEEEEs. Dandy Long Legs. I am the bug who knocks! The Gray Thing You Sit In, aka Chair. Bread Buttered by Butterfree. Always Bet on Arse-Anal. TMS's SEO is a POS. It's A Me, Finishing Him! Back on the Herman Miller. Scott Likes a Small But Sturdy Cable! Do you even nerd, bro? Jade is right there under Kung-Lau. Check Out The Brain On Brian. A Little Bit Of Unholy Heck! Tom's Tech Time! Recomentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
    1 hr 46 min
  • TMS 1944: Gave Me the Double Ebert
    C IS FOR CRACKWHORE! Stroke Me With A Mop! Somebody order a break-in? When survival is on the line... eat the dog. Shit on a Shingle. Green Arrow is Budget Batman. Change my mind. What Is Grimace? Because Like I Am Really Wanting To Know. He Was All Lubey. Is That a Knife in Your Trousers, or are You Just Happy to See Me? Who's This Purple Headed Idiot? two thumbs up for Boomer's butt. Dr Teeth and the Meth Heads. Holding no Grudgeberg. Brian's Old Guy Sleep Stuff. Making Foam Things with Bill. Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
    1 hr 42 min

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