The Morning Stream

The Morning Stream

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  • TMS 1923: Jar Jar Rabbit
    If You're Chartreuse, It's Up the Caboose. Day 2 Sushi Bar. I Could Eat Expired Walmart Meat For Hours! Fresh Monk of Belair. Wendy Mcklunky. Taco Waca Titicaca. Let the Testes Hit the Floor! May We All Find Mexican Restaurants. Tiny Little Pimps. Why do monks have guns? Donald Duck Face Mug Shot Camper. Slathering Real Bacon All Over Town. Space Hitler, you know, from Alderaan. Get the frock outta here. Making things with Bill! Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
    1 hr 55 min
  • TMS 1922: Pants Off, Hammers Out
    I don't like murder Beeeees. Between the First and Second Holes. Nothing Compares to MissCarterJ. I'm Standing, And My Pants Are Wet. Frosting his Nuggets. Wanna Grab Dinosaur Tomorrow? Alicia Silverstone: Yak Killer. R2D2's little saber slot. a squirrel crawled up into his undercarriage. I wanna see your Pig. People Are The Problem. Horkin' His Beans. Horseface Lizard Stick. Chet: The Weird Hanks. Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
    1 hr 35 min
  • TMS: Drive By Fruiting
    We Both Lost the Bet, so We Had to Have Sex. Always eat your soap with a spoon. Gidgit doesn't do cocaine, she just likes the way it smells. You Make the Sound Fed Ex. You can have NOPE. Has The Curb Been Sanitized? Tom Hanks did not work for Bing. Never slept better than with a ball-gag. Comparing Apples to OJ. Australian betting is sexy. Clean Your Personal Garbage Truck. 10 feet apart porch parties! Colorful Sloth. Tomato soap is best. Therapy Thursdays and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
    1 hr 43 min
  • TMS 1920: Skyclops
    Craving Don Cheeto. Homeschool is Canceled Today Because Mommy Got High! I Didn't Win the Spelling Beeeeeeee. Kim landscapes while Scott manscapes. Accidental Drinker and Accidental Toker. Interlocking Nublets. Brian Can Mandarin but he Can't-Tonese. Fred Magneto. That A.I. is a Tool! Big Tiny Little Fires Everywhere. Find a Firmer Hole than Cheers. Don't pee on my seed! Do you like Wolveriiiiiiine? She's The Aforementioned Bitch. Tom's Tech Time! Recomentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
    1 hr 47 min
  • TMS 1919: Ball Of Bikes
    Limp Bisquick Makes Terrible Pancakes. I don't have a black eye, I've got a brown one! Vaseline Nips and Taint Grease. COVID Potatoes today, COVID Vodka Tomorrow. Mayonnaise & Mussels. Normal Balls. Indiscriminate Meats. Organic Milk, It's Just Like Blood! My Crack Has a Proceeding Hairline. What Does My Jock Do At Night? Do not throw the cat. Romain Cools, Secretary General of Keeping it Real. Oh no, Brian has a case of the olds! Chaotic Zima. Making Things with Bill! Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
    1 hr 55 min
  • TMS 1918: You know... for kids
    What did Sean Bean NOT die in? Dark Arts Instructor Jurzon Vargas. Do you like to kill Beeeaaaannns? Grouchy Fauchi. Relish and Taco Seasoning Vodka. Meat trail was my finishing move. We Stole The Meats! Aqualung is a bad bad dude. Who owns Pus.com. It's a whole new week... again...put that thing on advanced and you are sweaty. Taking My Fish For a Walk. No Nooooods. Did You Get Your Turnips? Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
    1 hr 31 min
  • TMS 1917: Crazyhorse Mountain and the Sky Gypsies 3D
    You Don't Want The Jam Escaping. Brian's Midnight Amtrack To Georgia. Covered in a film of ME. Avoid All Eye Contact, and Talking Dogs. Thank You For Being Donuts. Dr. Vulcan Gandalf. WIth A Name Like Smecker, It Must Be Good. Colonoscopies At Home. Mannequins just don't understand. This Vestibule Sucks. All Part of the Accordion of Lies. Don't be Karen from MiniSoda. Alveolar Caffeine Infusion. Flatten The Tiger King Curve. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
    1 hr 55 min
  • TMS 1916: Shamed into Action
    The Bill Bixby 4000. It's A Crappier Crop Of A Croupier. Sandboxed Skatepark Sends Saddened Skaters Scurrying. You Can Polish My Chandelier. Tender-Crisp Bacon Cheddar Hat. Puddle of Dud. Nothing but Yeast and Sanitizer. Apple Tunes Plus. A Single Monkey Does Not an Outbreak Make. Negative F's to Give. The Courtship of Hulk's Magician. Bullhorn next to the Shame Bell. Lumasexual. Why is he so Fluffy. Tom's Tech Time! Reccomentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
    1 hr 45 min
  • TMS 1915: A Pizza Sized TMS
    Have You Had Nozzle Issues, Brian? Meaner to My Liver than I Should Be. I Don't Like Beeeeeeets. Hard Day of Arcade Goin' and Date Havin'. Walk a mile in Karen's shoes. Nestle All Up in Your Nuts. Roll Testicles for Disadvantage. Slipn' slide into my DM's. Tickle Your Brain Stem With A CottonSwab. Carbantine! My Woody talks when you pull it. The Russian Tim Roth. Sleep, What Is It Good For? Burnt Money is what its all abooot Ey? Making Things With Bill! Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
    1 hr 45 min
  • TMS 1914: You Have To Pull That Out
    I Can Lick 30 Tigers Today, the Joe Exotic Story. Get Back in the Car, Karen! Longasaurus Rex. Walk without rhythm and you wont attract the worm. A Tinge of a Gringe. If She's Not Karen, I'll Eat My Hat. Pinch and Grab the Half Incher. Strung out like Butter. We Heard a Bing Bong. Cheese, the Packers, and all the Spider-Man You Can Eat. GoTo Earworm is a Rick Roll. Parp-a-long Cassidy. Sneeches Get Steeches. The Eternal Quest for the Longest Animal. Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
    1 hr 35 min

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