The Morning Stream

The Morning Stream

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  • TMSPM for 04-17-2020: Spanish Muffin Inquisition
    Using All Four Of The Twisted Pairs. Never go full Carole Baskin. Poor Zachary still hungry. Crumpets are Quite Firm and Holy. Inclusive Paper People. TMS Earthquakes: It's Salt Lake City's Fault. I went to pube, you went to peanut. 50 year old ass man. Potato or whatever they say. Scott's Not KK Slidering Despite the DMs. A Stimulus Package To Your Earholes. Your Twitter questions and more on this episode of TMSPM.
    1 hr
  • TMS 1912: Crouching Toilet, Hidden KFC
    You can't tell it's a penis until you get closer to it. Valor Ant and the Mites of the Round Table. My Ex-Girlfriend, Flugelhorn. Disappointing Boobs. Peach is a Unisex Butt. Valor, Instinct, Flebulon. I Don't Watch the Nudes. Thou Shalt Not Remove the Postal System from Its Moorings. SickDickPics. Oh Wait those are weiners on your face. April Is Blank. He's somewhere in the Farties. TUBA: the Big-Ass Brass. A Rental Mental. Tom's Tech Time! Reccomentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
    1 hr 38 min
  • TMS 1911: Premature Ejection
    SAVE THE MILK TOWER! Brian's Sourdough Breasts. I'm Patrick from France: Bla bla bla, really really! She Flashed The Sheriff, But She Didn't Flash The Deputy! Freakish Flaky Fartgas Flow. How Much Is a Giant Pennyworth? Stand Relatively Close to Me. Pueblo Isn't Known for Naked Hippies. Ya'll Wanna CrotchDog?? 5G Causes Gay Frogs To Get The Coronavirus Duh. Friction For Friction's Sake. We Are Done With The Naked Lady. Let's Glitter Up this Poop. Cans of Mercury. Starting a residency at the Flamingo soon. Making Things with Bill! Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
    1 hr 38 min
  • TMS 1910: Roofie In A Pudding Pop
    Brian keeps one hand in his pocket. I remember the boobs... and my grandma glaring. Finger Licking Dating Game. Half Michael Jackson, Half Alannis Morrisette. Turnip Lady Rubs My Cheese. Float Some Quality Biscuits. 11 is early to get the Boob Show. A man wearing a thong - COMMA. One Glove Brian. Worm Boner. Quality biscuits from the dutch oven. Scott longs for a gold tool. What Kind of a Monopoly Deal. Poopy Chokepoint. Major Spoilers! Trek Nerd and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
    1 hr 43 min
  • TMS 1909: Syncing the Titanic
    Mr. Doggarito throws shade at Chef Boyardee. Spicy Ramen Dreams. Nick got locked out of his hype house. Hot Box Spicy Farts. Florida Femme Fatale Furiously Flings Food. Aviary Circus Peanuts. Hoovering Scott's Droppings. The Yeasty Boys Share Their Starter! I'm not saying Kim's the can... Transparency Something Something Something Cal Something. Crab Cake Belongs, But Fish Cake??? The Midnight Buffets Are Not Going To Eat Themselves. Rubbin' my cheese in the wrong direction. Wendi's Silver Linings Playbook and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
    1 hr 49 min
  • TMS 1908: Safe For Work From Home
    There has to be a Fishy Jones. I like my women Fluffy and Dense. Hot Farts Are Good. Butthole Recognition Protocols. Coverville's Musical Marble Madness. Mine Doesn't get smelly because I'm feeding it once a day. Hot wet passionate kiss while Han Solo shrugs. The Utah flag has BEEEEEEES! Keep Luke's hand at Room temperature. Brown eye rectum scan. Alexa's Vague Answers. They're all Swedish, those bastards. A tv is not a billboard. Do Not Mess With the Jesus...Jones. Tom's Tech Time! Reccomentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
    1 hr 48 min
  • TMS 1907: Flaming Bag of Starter on the Porch
    Scott wants to kiss a man to shake things up. I do like Steeeeve. Howie Mandel is wrapped in plastic. Six on the Howard Hughs Scale. No Luuuuudes. Friday Night ABC Suckfest. Check out this grenade... is there a pin in it? Declare Your Ninja Turtle! Do Men and Women Use Dishwashers Differently? Larry von Pubis aka Dick Trickle. Kettlecorn Johnson. In panda, 14 years is the age of consent. Don't squirt the Walmart lady in the eye! Making Things With Bill! That's No Panda, That's JuRY and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
    1 hr 55 min
  • TMS 1906: Sourdough Armpits
    There have been 0 days since the last MMFR mention. Chicks. The pet you can eat. more sensitive than a tilt switch on a space invaders pinball machine. I was doing Hitler but there was no Echo. Smart Alexander from all those months ago. Power Chord Windmills. Dont touch your face with your butts yo. 6-piece Nugget Easter Pets. One guy going crazy in a white house. I will never learn not to touch my junk. Wiping Butts With Baby Chix! Feed The Starch. Wipe With The Nineties. Korean Tweeners. Major Spoilers! Trek Nerd and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
    1 hr 32 min
  • TMS 1905: Jenga pile of chairs
    How Will I Restock My Balls? Apple Genius Idiots. I Plant Beeeeeeans. Does Georgia's Governor have brains because we seriously want to know. Hooking up with random tall ladies. April Snow Brings May Bite me. It Wasn't A Frisbee, It Was A Flying Disc. No Listening, No Vaccine, and No Lieutenant Yar. Brian left a trail of Jews all the way home. The Earth Just Needs A Minute! how a $5 juice became a $40 bike mount. Utah's floor is lava! Jenga Chair Tetris.Trivial Things! Wendi the Wise Therapy Crone and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
    17 min
  • TMS 1904: Captain Friendly and His Two Pals
    I watch Pornhub for the songs. The iger King. The Amazing Spidermask. My boobs are barking. Paying From His Prison Purse. Porn was better when Popper was fat. Bungholio McClunky. 1.2 On The Itch-ter Scale. The Kid's Screaming for a Cheese Stick. Barry Manilow Is Not Eric Clapton. I Swear On the Lives of the Deceased. Scotts Hyena is acting up. Pulling Groins and Throwing Sausage. See Dolly Parton's Mountains National Park. Tom's Tech Time! Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
    1 hr 45 min

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