The Morning Stream

The Morning Stream

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  • TMS 1894: The First Disease Spread By Jazz Hands
    Do or Doughnut, There Is No Try. Utah, stop spreading your Jazz all over. Let them eat Ramen. A Finite Amount Of Clay. Hey kids! We're going camping at the WalMart! Glazed and dangerous. There is a camel toe on his neck! Teenage Mutant Ninja Sadness. Rob a hatchet store with a box of donuts. Isn't There a September" Song Called September-something?" Dude went all Tetris On Himself. Tom Hanks new movie...Catch Coronavirus if you Can. Dentists Don't Move With You. The One about Coitus. Everyone is touching the pin Balls. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
    1 hr 55 min
  • TMS 1893: GORBIT!
    Bunko: Cards, Dice, and Spoon. Playing Pinball Like Liberacce. Franklin Delorean Roosevent. Take the K Car to the Soda Shop for Penny Candies. Winning All The Toilet Paper At The Craps Table. I CAN believe it's bug butter. Ray Liotta in a penis commercial. Who Milks The Cockroaches?! Ode to lemon tree. Greyish Liquid, Smooth and Convincing. E3 Pulls Out Prematurely. Cutting cheese and stuffing the bra. Alita Coffee Filter Battle Angel. Tom's Tech Time! Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
    1 hr 39 min
  • TMS 1892: The White Soul Plane
    Brian isn't high enough. Soft Clay or Creme Brulee. Gimme a Jill Sandwich. Use your Knuckle not your Finger. Discounted Hotel Room. The Horse band with no name. Richard was a Dick. Scott plays the living dship out of no man's sky. Little Hammond Squeeze. Do podcasters have brains? Because, I, like really like to know. Super means next... right? Your state is filled with all kinds of viruses. Making things with Bill! Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
    1 hr 38 min
  • TMS 1891: Don't Touch Your Hands
    Can You Smell What The Rock is Wiping? Running Around With Her Tens Forward! Wasn't there a group of Giants called There Will be Something? One size fits Johnson. Covered up her Guynan. Mermaid Pants. NYSE Sorting Hat. Thanks, Malort! Beggars Can Be Choosers. Dwayne Johnson Won't Wipe Your Butt. There's Thirty Companies That You Can Get. Major Spoilers! Trek Nerd and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
    1 hr 38 min
  • TMS 1890: Tyre Fyre Fest
    IT'S A CRAPPY MEAL! BAMF for Your Pringles. A Little Bit Of A Soft Reset. Softened Stool Reset. Fisting my sandwich, for sanitary reasons. Good Grief Charlie Schultz. Burgers, Boogers, and Beyond. Finish the snake job. Flying Shoe, Hidden ice. County Bear Jamoree Fashion Show. Gilligan's Jungle Cruise. Sweat vetting. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
    1 hr 38 min
  • TMS 1889: Misinflammation
    The F Is For Feet! The faster you pedal the faster your taint goes. Give the kids a big box of POT. Bill Got Scott IN THE MOOD! We Have No Idea What We're Doing. Solomon Grundy: Bizarro without the Charm. We're Solid Out! VR Boner pills. Hangry Hangry Hippos. EFF Murray Abraham. drizzling down from Washington. Hi im Less Sweaty, and we have the weather at the 5's and 10s. F-F-F Fold Corona. You don't want to be cleaning up the bloody poop. Tom's Tech Time! Reccomentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
    1 hr 41 min
  • TMS 1888: Super Fat Taco Tuesday 64
    I Can't Force-Quit You!! Vasectomy Smells Like Chicken. The Theme From Hot Topic. Yeast & Hops Infection. The Best Of Us & The Worst Of Us. YouTube Will NEVER Find That One. almost Joe Pesci. Brad Hazard: Super Action Man. Your Kazooie Won't be Able to Play the Banjo. Ibbotts's Chicken Wraps: There's Many Flavors That You Can Get. Schrodinger's Can. Scott Violates Kim's HIPAA Again. A lil baboon wezzy. Proof is in the pissing. Making things with Bill! Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
    1 hr 39 min
  • TMS 1887: A Gerbil Named Tungsten
    Silicon is for BOOBIES! Walking out with the Farts and the Meat Sweats. Ever Squeezed a Capacitor? When crap goes down, Kim's got Heroin. Affair Between an Arm Pit and a Dead Person. Dunaway Pinched off a Win. Full Admiral Ackbar Spacing. Kimchi: Rotten on Purpose. The Unintelligible Brad Pitt. Two Fingers Larry Potato Face. Inquisitor Frong. Give him a li'l bit o the ol' Double Bubble. Major Spoilers! Trek Nerd and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
    1 hr 39 min
  • TMS 1886: A Disappointing French Dip
    Knives Out, Boobs Out. Rack Off ya Nutbag. I Am Familiar With Both Officers And Gentlemen. Habit Burger, Monkey Style. Party Up Front, Pika In The Back! Learning to unhook a bra from your mother. Adorable Existential Dread. Bill Up The Road Got Drunk And Punched A Chicken. The Johnsons should stay away from Johnson and Johnson products. Australian trivia... No rules, just right. Meat Juice Saturation. Riding That Tylenol High. Trivial Things! Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
    1 hr 55 min
  • TMS 1885: Monkeys are not math
    Nobody Puts Baby in the Donut Hole. Waste Management Claw Machine. Periodic Table of Adobe Elements. Three Suge Night. Brie Like The Cheese. Dropping the occasional Shit. Tripping Over The Low-Hanging Fruit. Beads for Boobs. Eliminate The Drunk Dude By The Wedding Cake. Can You Teach Me How to Dougie Huggie? Low-hanging Flutes. She Made A Community On Cameo. I don't have a problem with a little white baby. Tom's Tech Time! Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
    1 hr 35 min

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