The Morning Stream

The Morning Stream

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  • TMS 1874: The Crystal Light Entity
    Lubricant, Sprite and Chicken Alfredo. It's Not Unusual For Your Lizard to be Still. Sometimes You're The Chicken, Sometimes You're The Can. Phoenix = Hell. Splenda's Just Diarrhea. Zoe Needs A Whole Pig. I guess I have a ham in the fridge. The Fitsburgh Firates. DON'T BESMIRCH GWENNETH! Use to like the Mountain Dew, now it tastes like toes. ANGRY ANNUS! Every time ive mated, ive had to move. Don't Vodka Brian's Melon. Just Pee on Adults. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
    1 hr 55 min
  • TMS 1873: There's No L In Bolth
    The Haunting Of Jonah Hill House. The Cat Whoso Sitteth In Coverville's Lap Shall Be Crowned King! The Only Turd On Scott's Desk. Gotta Go Home And Feed The Caucasus. He's Wearing 35 Coats. Harvey Keitel's Big Weiner. Errant Sunflower Seeds Gone the Way of the Fall. Skorts.tv, For All Your Skort Film Needs. Battlesnake Galactica. Obi Wan Has The HIGHER Ground. Theres Gorillas in our Mists! Tom's Tech Time! Recomentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
    1 hr 33 min
  • TMS 1872: Four Beef-and-Cheddar Pileup
    Emotional Support Yeast. Ukulele The Force, Luke! KFC - Check out our Breasts! Donate Your Body To Cat Science. Testicles Fell Off and Rolled Down the Hall. Employees must burn their genitals before returning to work. Don't Get Chilli Powder In Your Chamber. Conduit for the Meats. Blood and Horsey Sauce Everywhere. My Brother was a Can of Whoopass. Good Morning Stream in the News This Morning Welcome Back. Things an alcoholic would say for 200, Alex. I Can Feel It Throbbing Right Here. Would You Give Baby Hitler The Corona Virus? This Burger Is As Juicy As My Brain! Making things with Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
    1 hr 20 min
  • TMS 1871: How Smelly is your Resin
    The couch is coming from INSIDE THE HOUSE! The Johnson is Unpulled. Surprisingly Little Nudity. A plastic lake of mold and condoms. Couch Is My Safe Word. Theres ALWAYS trouble at stop 5. Brian's Easy to Draw. Who's The Baked Potato? It's not the size, its the distance. New Nintendo Switch Lite XL Mini. Fred and Can Canon. Worth it for the JLO. just a few nipples strewn about. Lots of Halftime Hips being thrusted. Brimley tweets? Major Spoilers! Trek Nerd and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
    1 hr 40 min
  • TMS 1870: Finger it to Loop it
    Ostrich Porn aka Spice Girls. All the Nasty Shit Lives Underground. Spoiler, All Answers Are Crocodile Dundee. It's Australian, Ya Stupid Bugger. Grabbing Animals in My Bra. Naked and Void of Poop. We be stupid for free. Don't Poop in the Deprivation Chamber. Wendy's in there somewhere. Salt Bath Tube and a Tarp. Don't Pinch and Zoom on Paper. You still have to finger it. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
    1 hr 55 min
  • TMS 1869: The Cheapest Thing You Can Do In Vegas
    Grizzly Spagnolo. Everything is Money and Penis. Gleep Glop You are NOT the father! Fire Chicken Dinosaur. She Has Simpsons Lips. Huffing On Strawberry Short Cake. Give us more Bung duck doo movies please! Is David Tenant even Scottish? Because I really wanted to know. Some little fat girl in Iowa is gonna be the next Mozart. Tell Your Husband I Meant It As A Compliment. Pictures of succulents go on Android. Tom's Tech Time. Recommentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
    1 hr 55 min
  • TMS 1868: The Morning Stream: Is that still on?
    The People Want Llamas and Baby Yoda. Navigate Around the Dancing Teens. You're The Little Shorty Guy. Random Adjective Smurf. I heard Boner Smurf. Who's got the camel toe in this relationship?! Bobby Finally Wins Something. Stay Smurfdrated. Brian Brought up a Dead Guy. Why does the Black Hair Smurf have to be evil?. He's No Flat Earther. Major Spoilers. The Trek Nerd and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
    1 hr 40 min
  • TMS 1867: I'm Sorry, The Technician Is In Another Castle!!
    Music On TMS Is Licensed Through Bumflack & Boophack. Training For The Oreo Olympics. When Scott Dates a Cheerleader, God opens a window. Freshly Squeezed Vegas Farts. Three Fingers and A Belt Buckle. Apple's 10 Concentric Circles of Hell. I Mentioned It To The Human. That Johnny Knoxville Movies is Not Worth This. Hot Girls' Hot Gas. Digging With His Birds. How To Deal With Running Over A Hobo. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
    1 hr 19 min
  • TMS 1866: Hanson Vs Predator Vs Alien
    Carter's Cat is in a Better Place. Bumblenuts, Peen of Glandular. Criminal Credit, What's in your Wallet? You've Gotta Be Pimping Me! Strippers, Sports Bars & iTunes. Whittling My Vocal Cords Down. Bearhug from a Hobo. Do you wanna take the whole weiner schnittzle in your mouth at once? Any TMS listeners out there that are deaf with no arms?? Wanna Peel My Banana? Scott's voice is now as deep as that woman's on The Expanse. Potassium All Up In It. Smurfette didn't have pants. Tom's Tech Time! Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
    1 hr 33 min
  • TMS 1865: Hide The Girlpower
    Gaga Peen. Rode My Chevy With Eugene Levy But Schitt's Creek Was Dry. Where's The Mom Levy?? Permanent Hollywood Canadian Couples. The cranky guy who is my stepfather, I guess. Gal Bladder processes DIM SUM! Near Future or Alternate Present? Every Johnson Poops. Deaf, dumb and pornless. He went wee-wee-wee all the way down. I want to give birth to a young french boy named Pierre! Big Marbly Dark Balls. "Making Things with Bill! Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream."
    1 hr 44 min

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