On today's episode of Turtle Time - "The Most Evil Person Shannon Has Ever Met" - we discuss more news than you could ever imagine. We talk about the latest revelations from Scheana Shay's memoir, My Good Side, Lisa Vanderpump's tribute to Ozzy Osbourne, and Michelle and Aaron from The Valley breaking up. (26:35)

We then discuss this week's episode of Real Housewives of Orange County (season 19, episode 3) - "A Birthday for Dubrow". (26:35)

And finally, we briefly discuss the latest episode Real Housewives of Miami (season 7, episode 7) - "The Julia Texts". (1:15:55)

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Turtle Time Takeaways (Powered by Riverside AI)

• Wolf Blitzer's envy of Bravo news coverage is humorous.
• The split between Michelle and Aaron is shocking and significant.
• Reality TV relationships often have unexpected fallout.
• Lisa Vanderpump's candidness with paparazzi reveals her priorities.
• Sheena's memoir offers surprising insights into her life.
• The iCloud has complicated personal relationships for many.
• Sheena's past experiences with lawsuits are eye-opening.
• The dynamics of friendship in reality TV can be complex.
• The Real Housewives of Orange County episode had unexpected drama.
• Taglines in reality shows can reflect deeper truths about the cast. January birthdays spark lively discussions among listeners.
• Recording conversations is a major breach of trust in the housewives' world.
• Katie's strategic mistakes lead to her downfall.
• Jen's emotional outburst reveals her struggles with bullying.
• Tamra's villainous reputation continues to polarize fans.
• Bowling night showcases relationship dynamics among cast members.
• Dawson's decision to join the Marines raises questions about financial realities.
• The Gatsby-themed party sets a new standard for extravagance.
• The narcissist party highlights Todd's controversial influence.
• Miami's recent episodes reveal a need for fresh storylines.

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