The Most Patriotic Podcast in the History of America Ever

Salute to the patriots! Welcome back to the Liberty Lounge for an episode mainly focused around Pat and Drew listening to the podcast “Gateway” and talking about how much they hate Teal Swan. It’s a full on American conversation with your boys actually feeling, for real, pretty patriotic.

Here’s this episode’s breakdown:

Kids do really weird shit

People are getting cooler even in the face of the bullshit in America

Pat gives a free ad to Headspace in a discussion about meditation. Headspace, call us!

We listened to “Gateway” and fuck Teal Swan. Pat and Drew are really angry about how you infect others with your negativity and stop people from actually solving their problems; all while encouraging suicide. We hope you hear this.

Unfortunately, Teal Swan is still sexy and can get it on a Tuesday afternoon tho.

The boys talk a lot about cult mentality, what they think draws people to cults, and make a solid case that trump support is a cult of whiteness.

Anything that tries to make you swim in a toxic pool of negative thoughts and feelings is not healing you.

Pat’s Rant: Social media is the opposite of being present.

The present is a gift and I just want to be

Cable news probably is fake news.

Pat talks about his music and his problems with launching it fully. Drew gives him some encouragement and great advice.

The patriots just don’t understand social media

They talk about ideas to getting their art out there outside of the realm of social media. There’s gotta be another way.

Money buys access.

Advertising for creative endevours is difficult because you are putting money into advertising for conversions with no financial kickback.

You know what it is, follow us on instagram for the weekly show flyer and other patriotic bullshit when we think to post something.

Shout out to Toronto.

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Salute to the patriots! This week we come to (semi) live from Pat’s house. His daughter refused to be watched so she is home during the recording. She occasionally interjects.

Here’s this week’s patriotism, in summary:

Parenting is hard. How do “Super Parents” do it???

How can you pay college tuition on retirement money?

NJ is too fucking expensive. We compare the cost of apartments in NJ to other places in America. Why do we still live here again?

Life is all about focus and patience

Sorry to Bother You is the perfect movie. It’s the perfect social commentary that summarizes America in 2018 perfectly. GO SEE IT RIGHT AWAY. Spoiler alert tho.

The patriots listen to Coop - Boots Riley’s hip hop group from the 90’s, which they have both never heard - and enjoy the shit out of it.

Trump in Europe… the entirety of it was worst case. We have officially become a fucking joke.

The Pentagon went on damage control after trump’s NATO “mishap”.

Trump may as well pull down his pants and fart into a microphone. If you can shoot someone on 5th Ave, you can bare ass fart into a microphone. Butthole against microphone.

England has better protests

America is the shitty rich step brother of a douche bag family

We take another trip to Drew’s Racist Corner: It’s starting to feel better as the police departments are no longer responding to the calls and arresting people of color, but instead arresting the white people calling - or those white people are losing their jobs.

Our douchebag president is teaching people how to behave. Fox News is reinforcing the behavior. Come on guys… don’t be brainwashed by a fascist toddler with dementia.

Racist white people are losing. Just stop. You’re embarrassing yourselves.

Republicans live inside the simulation of an elementary school history book.

There’s a new breath of life into the counterculture

What is happening in culture that’s allowing people to feel empowered by their vulnerability?

The patriots have another debate about the value of social media. Pat is still overly cynical about it.

Drew is fascinated and inspired by the kids trapped in the cave in Thailand who were freed last week.

As we always say… It literally makes no sense. I know.

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Salute to the patriots! Pat and Drew are back for another week in the Liberty Lounge talking that American bullshit and the week in American follies. Here’s your weekly breakdown:

Everyday is trump’s birthday party on the TV when they are nicey nice to him.

Pat and Drew talk about Drew’s problems fully opening in a romantic relationship and the throes of complete life change he is now facing.

The patriots are both overly emotional grown men.

Pat tries to encourage Drew to not be as closed off to telling someone he loves them.

Pat reviews a list he made of the things he needs to do to improve his life. Among other things, he needs to quit smoking. He’s going to be a miserable fuck for a while. Drew discusses his plan for how to get through his impending major life changes.

Don’t let your political leanings invade your interpersonal relationships.

America was built on fascism parading as freedom. Why are we surprised? People forget history.

A woman climbed the Statue of Liberty to protest ICE; anti-gun protestors closed down the Dan Ryan Expressway in Chicago.

Drew’s Racist Corner: 7 incidents of cops being called on black people for nothing! Pool Paul, cops called on kids fundraising at the Philadelphia Zoo, ubering while black, Newport Nancy, campaigning while black, eating Subway while black

They discuss how Drew feels when he is around white people who make jokes about black people or give nicknames that come across as kind of racist. Unintentional racism is an epidemic.

Pat defends white people for once. Understanding comes from exposure and integration. Most white people do not integrate in different cultures.

We separated children from their parents. There are 16 children under the age of 5 that will NEVER see their family again. Let that sink in. We have orphaned children in the name of racist immigration policies.

“The Art of the Deal” Co-author: “Trump is incapable of reading a book let alone write one. Can trump even read?

If it has Obama’s name on it, Republicans will repeal it.

Pat’s Rant: How can Republicans say they want to end abortion when they care nothing about human life?

How do we handle ourselves in the current republican climate?

1-877-KIDZ-4-TRUMP

How Hacksaw Jim Duggan could have saved the future

Fear is good for politics.

This episode is smiley and shiny happy TV boy approved!

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Salute to the patriots! Pat and Drew are delivering you the final of this week’s three episodes with a traditional Liberty Lounge America-fuck-yeah session with your favorite patriotic duo! Important note: between this episode being recorded and released we have learned that “The Snake” is actually an Al Wilson song. This makes it even more strange.

Here’s this week’s breakdown:

Lebron James, and really, who cares?

Podcasts are interesting only if the content is interesting. We shout out some of our favorite up and coming shows.

It’s really easy to call the president!

The word “lit” is dead.

Individuality and “do you” lifestyle as a distraction from bigger issues? Or a healthy way to live?

Hey Trump. You won. Shut the fuck up and do something. Pat and Drew are clearly exacerbated with this man.

Trump reads “The Snake” - It’s the most racist thing a president has ever read, in context. He also probably has no idea what it means.

More trump quotes for y’all. He’s still talking about the election… and he’s almost halfway through his presidency!

At this point all tolerance and understanding for support of trump is officially over.

We don’t announce it, but we go to Drew’s Racist Corner for this week in white people calling police!

Life rule: you can explain the feeling behind behavior, but you cannot defend the behavior.

My white privilege allows me to write a self-conscious social media post about my white privilege. My white privilege makes me naive.

Drew talks about how well intentioned interactions with white people come off unintentionally racist.

Pat talks about a recent relationship he had and poses the question “when is the right time to cut someone out of your life entirely?”

If someone shows you who they are right away, believe it.

Why keep people in your life that add no value? Why collect people in our phones and social media profiles? Who gives a shit?

The Drake album is terrible, but it shattered streaming records. White women love it so he wins.

Bella Thorne, keep making music. Donald Trump, keep trying to put sentences together. Don’t take your life too seriously.

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It's the 4th of July. We decided to spend the day with our friends Nick & Sam Pultz at their house. We start off watching the live stream of the woman who climbed on the Statue of Liberty to protest ICE and get into how we feel about American culture. Let's celebrate our freedom by feeling free to examine ourselves.

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In episode 13 Pat talked about his experience at Sleep No More. He eventually convinced Drew to go with him after telling him there were titties involved. This podcast is the telling of their experiences... which were polar opposite. Drew called this show the Craziest White People Shit in the History of America Ever! As it turns out, he was right.

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Salute to the patriots! Or maybe this week we should say hello world. This week Pat and Drew take a break from discussing politics and all things frustrating in America to get real with each other, and themselves, about their own issues with how they interact with the world. Against the backdrop of a new report from the World Health Organization citing "Gaming Addiction" as a mental health disorder we talk about how this addiction translates to technology and social media. We openly discuss our issues growing up, fears, insecurities, and vulnerabilities. We hope this episode will help you realize that it's okay to talk about your issues. Be real with one another and have an authentic conversation. Thank you for listening. We love you all.

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Salute to the patriots! Pat and Drew are back in the Liberty Lounge talking some real American bullshit with our friend Kelley Kemp (@Warlock.ED on instagram) from the Podcast and Chill Show!

Here’s your weekly breakdown:

Tekashi69 rap beef and the sad reality of the possible outcomes of young rappers acting the way they do (recorded before the fatal shooting of XXXtentacion. RIP.)

OF COURSE we talk about Kanye in light of the release of Nasir. This was recorded literally hours before the Carters record came out.

Drew is moving and Pat isn’t happy about it

Pat talks about his experience at Sleep No More and tries to convince Drew to go with him. Drew thinks it’s white people being crazy. He’s probably right.

We tell you why an escape room is the best first date.

We talked about Kelley’s trip from Philly to New York City to the Liberty Lounge.

Trump and Kim Jung Un are like BFFs now. Also, Dennis Rodman’s behavior is becoming of concern.

Pat reads a bunch of quotes Trump actually said and it’s incoherent at best.

The Supreme Court ruled for “Shoot First Think Later”! What a glorious day in America.

We’re separating families at the border and are putting kids in concentration camps as a leveraging tool to get the Democrats to build the wall. Conservative religious leaders, Republicans, and every sane person in America thinks this is shitty. (UPDATE trump rolled it back because he was tired of the TV saying he isn’t nice)

A woman in Memphis had kids in a pet kennel in her car. She got her kids taken away and of course she did.

A man was caught throwing a homeless man’s things in a lake and calling him disgusting. He stole the phone that caught him on camera and got arrested. For stealing the camera. Not for fucking with a homeless person. I guess it only matters if you do something shitty to a person who has enough money to afford a cell phone.

They discuss the rampant opioid and heroin problem in Northern NJ. This leads into a conversation about the current ubiquity of heroin in America.

Video games and the dangers of virtual accomplishment. It’s a battle royale for your time, attention, and money.

The American Medical Association is now recommending sensible gun control. The patriots ask, what’s the problem with it?

This eagle’s wings are made of guns, bro.

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Salute to the patriots! Your boys are back talking that patriotic af bullshit from the Liberty Lounge! Drew brought through his new lady friend La’Nese Wright so of course we made her pick up the mic and participate. If you’re in the room while the patriots get patriotic you best be participating. The boys talk a lot about Kanye (obviously, do we even need to say that talk about Kanye anymore?) They discuss how they both listen to music by becoming obsessed with an artist and consuming their entire catalogue. How do you listen to music?

Here’s your breakdown of this week’s Patriotism:

- Pat and Drew talk about how they’re best friends and it’s pretty fucking cute.

- They talk about the transgender community and how they are misunderstood in the mainstream public.

- Drew got misunderstood on Facebook for posting videos of cops acting fucked up toward the black community.

- The Daily’s take on Baltimore now after Freddie Grey. They investigated the culture of the police in Baltimore and found that the police do not know how to police without force.

- Pat still wants you to get off of social media. He thinks that facebook is destroying society and don’t give a fuck about you.

- The deportation bus rolls in again. We discuss the cultural significance of this making it normal for police and others to hassle minorities.

- Supreme Court in Colorado ruling baker not making cake for a gay wedding.

- Drew realizes Pat is right and we probably should get rid of social media. Pat is very proud of this in retrospect.

- Adults view black girls as less innocent. This is based on an actual survey… Is this a difference in how cultures raise their children?

- This has been the week of suicide. Kate Spade and Anthony Bourdain… rest in peace. Google, Apples, Amazon, etc are going to try to make their smart speakers be able to detect when someone is suicidal. Is this too far for technology to go?

- Pat talks about his time volunteering at the Suicide Prevention and Crisis Hotline.

- Kim Kardashian got Alice Johnson released. It is GREAT that this happened., but it takes Kim K to make trump do something decent? Fuck you trump.

- Ye and Cudi are good for each other and balance each other out. Pat and Drew realize this is why they’re such good friends and brand themselves as “The Ye & Cudi of Podcasting”.

- Is it possible that technology is making us have cognitive dissonance culturally and within ourselves? They theorize on how this could be leading to the increase in violence toward others and the rising suicide rate.

- A middle school in PA gives kids bullet proof shields to get them ready for high school. The consensus is: Are you fucking serious?

- They discuss if all schools should have metal detectors. What do you think?

- Trump’s approval rating went up to 44%. Probably because he stopped tweeting so much dumb shit. Thank the courts.

- A man took a knee on the White House Lawn and then left. We salute this true patriot.

We can be positive and make real social change. We can be the change in the world. We need to take back out culture and use our tools to unite each other. We can do it. Give a shit about one another. It’s the most patriotic thing you can do. Peace.

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Pat recorded this episode while he was waiting for the live stream of Kids See Ghosts to start. He got pretty frustrated with the whole thing. But in the end we all learn a valuable lesson in patience when it's all worth it in the end.

DISCLAIMER: This podcast was recorded and then uploaded immediately. It was not edited to make it flow smoothly. Imagine you're with me and we're talking about waiting for this fucking to start and you'll enjoy it.

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