The Most Patriotic Podcast in the History of America Ever

The Most Patriotic Podcast in the History of America Ever

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  • I Hate That I Hate You
    Salute to the patriots! It’s the week of worst case scenarios and Washington DC is in a full swing frat kegger complete with mocking date rape victims! It’s so fucking American up in the Liberty Lounge that we put roofies in each other’s water before we recorded.
    Here’s your breakdown:
    Drew tells black girls to holla at Pat
    This whole week was worst case scenario
    Raping white men and their friends control everything. You rape too? High five! So many popped collars and khaki shorts.
    The Keg Stand King: Brett Kavanaugh
    Why are white men so concerned with abortions?
    By your own logic - a bigger spike in the population means more people we can’t pay for. Ya’ll stupid.
    Men don’t have a say in abortion. Period.
    If a black person calls something racist.. it is. If a woman calls something rape… it is.
    Everyone knows Kavanaugh did it. The argument is - do you give a shit that he did it?
    Brett’s classmates even said this guy is a fucking mess.
    He’s the guy at the party that gets drunk, can’t get girls, and acts like an asshole
    Trump mocked Blakey-Ford. Cool bro.
    How does trump dodge every bullet? We don’t get it.
    Millennials could change politics if we gave a shit. We don’t believe in anything, and for good reason
    If you don’t want to pay attention you sincerely don’t have to
    We went through US headlines on google news. No wonder we don’t give a shit.
    Someone define American legitimacy to us. You can’t do it.
    We need to let go of our attachments to our political teams
    Let’s fill our headspace with dumb shit all day tho.
    Pat thought about goin to monk up this week
    Drew would do it but he needs to know how long he would have to give up pussy
    Meditation has been making Pat question - what’s the point of anything besides what is happening right now?
    Buddhists are cool as shit
    Everything in our culture is about attachment and conflict. That’s the cause of our bullshit.
    This is the most hateful podcast in the history of America ever
    The world is fueled by hate, competition, and conflict and defines American culture
    We all have attachments that define our personalities
    We hate that we hate republicans
    All of the focus in culture is on competition
    We are not competitive people
    What’s the problem with lifting people up instead of stepping on them?
    What makes us hate is when we see other things disrespecting everything else around it and getting everything they want
    Are republicans actually wired differently?
    We’re going to get a republican on the show… but we need some time to develop compassion for their point of view. But my god… how?
    Maybe we don’t need to understand them, we just need to understand how we think about them
    If we get lost in the details you’re going to develop judgements based on ego
    What’s up with these Presidential Alerts?
    Christmas with a republican. Take a sip of your hot cocoa and listen to the Frank Sinatra Christmas record.
    This is the most hypocritical podcast in the history of America ever.
    We’re on the fuckin internet.
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    1 hr 29 min
  • Boys Will Be Douche Bags
    Salute to the patriots! Your boys are joined this week with the always level headed man of the hour Phil Caruso! You may remember him from our field trip to Philadelphia. Join em all in the studio talking that full blown American bullshit. It’s so patriotic Kanye’s gonna not release an album and instead design a sweatshirt about the episode.
    Here’s the breakdown:
    Brett Kavanaugh yells and cries about beer
    You don’t immediately get mad and defensive if you’re innocent
    We all know Kavanaugh did that shit
    Trump raped his own wife and ripped hair out of her head… and nobody cares. That’s why we already know he’s getting on the Supreme Court
    Phil watched this Kavanaugh shit live and gives us the pertinent info
    Why would this woman make this up? Sexism is real
    In every man’s life there have been times when a he is too forward up front, but a reasonable man backs off when he gets the vibe it isn’t okay.
    Serial date raping is not “boys will be boys”
    If something traumatic happens to you you don’t remember what happens immediately after. Period.
    It’s getting a lot harder to meet republicans in the middle
    The logic hoops of people supporting Kavanaugh are mind bending
    Republicans are supporting a man guilty of sexual assault to make abortion illegal
    Why?? Have YOU raped after drinking all the beers??!!
    White guys, recognize your privilege
    We need to stop defining an ability to manipulate for personal gain as intelligence
    Republicans are so much better at organizing and seeing the long game
    Trump is the head of the pimple
    Politicians need to subscribe to American exceptionalism
    Women will vote the republicans right the fuck outta here after this
    You either love the reality show or you hate it. That’s it.
    Democrats like the smell of their own farts. Republicans like the smell of the port-o-john
    The world laughed at Trump and it was delicious
    Seriously trump, start farting into the mic
    We need to talk about Ye….
    Ye on SNL was water and ranting. Hooray. Oh and no Yandhi. Cool.
    We’d rather you be artistically annoying rather than just annoying
    You’re such a fuckin drink. It’s water.
    Pat thinks he understands Kanye, but still fuck this guy
    What the fuck is Yeezy brand doing these days?
    Ye’s head is eternal Burning Man
    Eternity is in every moment
    We know Yandhi isn’t coming (recorded before we knew it’s pushed to November)
    There’s so much great hip hop happening. It’s hard to keep up.
    Drew explains the trap to Phil
    The boys get deep into hip hop culture
    We need to stop this attitude of conquering over one another. Let’s try lifting each other up.
    We’re on the internet.
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    1 hr 48 min
  • Understanding Capitalism Is Yeezy
    Salute to the patriots! We saw (and apparently were the only ones who did) the new Michael Moore documentary and we take this opportunity to talk about it. You should go see it before it’s out of theaters in the next 5 days. Yo Michael, just put the next one on Netflix… people would watch it. No one wants to go to the theater for a documentary. Come on dude…
    Here’s the breakdown:
    Bernie Sanders stops by the Liberty Lounge to ask Andrew for his advice on gaining the trust of a black man
    Drew tells Pat he needs a black girlfriend again
    Why do white girls break plans without saying anything?
    This is just regular white girl shit.
    Black women will let you know what it is. Period.
    White guys always get attached
    Drew thinks Pat would be happier if he had a black girl in his life
    Pat returns from Austin, TX and he had a great time. Drew picked him up from the airport because he’s a good friend.
    The patriots saw Fahrenheit 11/9 this weekend and they discuss it for pretty much the entire show
    Pat took notes in a Kanye West greeting card and Drew makes fun of him for handwriting his notes in the dark with bad handwriting
    Michael Moore blew the shit out and then gave us hope
    Leaving the movie both patriots had an interesting interaction with other people who were also moved by it
    White women toting guns isn’t a thing
    Everyone needs to go and see this movie because it’s that important
    It tied together all of the pieces of culture that have been so scattered and gives you a narrative that makes sense
    Remember how you felt the night trump won?
    Gwen Stefani is the reason trump is president
    That trump campaign was great for ratings. We hope the media is happy.
    The trump/hitler comparison in this movie was terrifying and important
    Jared Kushner threw the opening party for Sicko and was in support of socialized medicine
    The movie went there with an Ivanka montage that was sickening
    If you try to tell us it’s normal for someone to interact with and speak about their daughter that way we’re calling you out
    The situation in Flint, MI is way worse than you realize
    Obama fucked that up too
    If you don’t have money they don’t give a shit about you
    Democrats and Republicans are one in the same
    Trump really is calculated and a master distractor
    America is a liberal country. Ds and Rs both lean toward socialism
    When you think Texas you need to think lesbian
    We love you, Beto
    Pat saw a pro-Alex Jones rally in Austin
    There’s only one song that mentions West Virginia
    How patriotic can you be WV? Will you elect Ojedo?
    Texas is killing it right now
    Did anyone get the presidential alert system message?
    The America I want to save is an America we’ve never had
    Trump took his reality show from NBC to Fox and now we get fascism
    There is a civic duty to talk people out of trump support
    Let’s elect people to redistribute the wealth. We got this.
    Pat won’t use amazon anymore
    On a daily basis you can vote with your dollars
    It’s a lot of work to stick to your morals tho
    When it come to politics be the black girl in the relationship
    Yo Michael, you should have put this on Netflix bruh
    We’re on the internet. Even tho it bombed.. go see Fahrenheit 11/9
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    1 hr 25 min
  • Spoiled Mayonnaise
    Salute to the patriots! We’re back again talking about all of the special America-ness of this week. The themes in this episode seem to reflect a common theme of the world right now - white masculinity is getting increasingly toxic. Deny all of your bullshit behavior, pass your friend a football, kneel when he throws it back, and press play.
    Here’s your breakdown:
    George Popodop comes in for an interview and Drew ain’t having it.
    Only 14 days in prison for this guy? He lied to the FBI and broke campaign laws. Okay. Great. None of this matters apparently.
    Manafort’s flipping, nothing will happen still.
    Brett Kavanaugh is going to get in and rule trump can’t be tried even with this circus and his date rape allegations.
    We discuss upper middle class white dude party rape gangs - there’s definitely a Chad and a Caleb in every one of these groups.
    But we’re still gonna put this Caleb in the Supreme Court because republicans.
    Kanye - what are you doing on Instagram?? We own dictionaries and highlighters and the world still isn’t healed. Glad you highlighted the first page and figured out the key to world peace though.
    Kanye has 5th grade highlighting skills.
    Did you go to Burning Man, Ye?
    And this lecture? My god Kanye. You’re on some California shit right now.
    @finessaveli suggested we discuss Pornhub Premium, so we do.
    Why does anyone need this shit? 4k porn? And VR porn? That’s waaayyy too far. Who needs this shit? Why would I pay for this??
    Porn used to be exciting. We sound old talking about porn… welcome to 2018.
    We’re swimming in a cesspool of toxic masculinity.
    It’s fall and Pat can’t talk to another male until February again.
    Drew talks about how someone at work hassled him about not watching football “this season” and his solution of bullshitting like he is watching just to pacify people.
    Pat calls Drew out on why he pissed off this man against the backdrop of how he approaches handling football with other people. In the process Pat destroys the NFL.
    Mikie Sherrill for Congress in our district! She’s a Pilot, a Prosecutor, AND a mom! We walk you through her inspiring direct mail literature.
    We’re still gonna vote for your Mikie, but only because Barack said we should.
    Democrats - JUST RUN ON UNIVERSAL HEALTHCARE AND MARIJUANA LEGALIZATION. They both have BIPARTISAN SUPPORT. Why will no one run on this?
    Obama is cool, but you don’t sound prepared for this new video bruh.
    Michael Moore says trump is an “evil genius” and that he will be a two term president. He also thinks trump wrote, ordered the writing of, the NYT op ed.
    Is trump actually manipulating all of this? Or is he just a dumb toddler? Who fuckin knows (or cares) anymore?
    Drew’s Racist Corner: Amber Guyger
    You should have just given Gucci a chance, Amber. You didn’t need to shoot the man.
    You’re welcome for the free marketing advice, Mikie.
    Real quick tho - Rick, where you at???
    We’re on the fuckin’ internet.
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    1 hr 24 min
  • The Fight To Heal America
    Salute to the patriots! Your boys are back to hype you up for the America af pep rally rolling through your city like a goddamn hurricane of liberty. On this week’s episode Alex Jones attempts a takeover, we sell a million dollar idea for a balls out fight that will fix all of the toxic masculinity in America, and Obama makes Drew wanna punch a MAGA hat. Just press play.
    Here’s the breakdown:
    Alex Jones is CANCELLED - he’s paranoid… and he records in a bunker…
    How can anyone listen to Alex Jones and go about living a normal day? If listen to him and believe it you would freak out for real.
    Alt right energy is so exhausting and we don’t want it.
    Fox News is a professionalized version of Alex Jones energy. That energy will consume your thought process for the rest of the day.
    With this in mind, is anyone surprised republicans are burning their shoes?
    You’re not even burning the nice shoes. You’re burning DSW $39.95 dad Nikes.
    “Nah for real, you’re racist. Just do it.”
    Burning your Nikes is like being six, packing your bag, and saying you’re going to run away, but just standing on the deck.
    The Fight to Heal America: Eminem vs Trump UFC Special Event Hosted by DJ Khaled.
    Kanye West as president would make us leave the United States.
    And what’s with all this porn shit now? This new song is beat, bruh.
    We’re sick and tired of your shit Kanye.
    Pat went to a porn convention once. It was a weird experience. It’s really the professional fluorescent lighting version of a strip club with no nudity.
    Rest in Peace to Mac Miller. How do you OD at the top of the world?
    Rick is the one who turned Pat’s opinion on Mac Miller, but he’s not here to talk about it.
    Pat tells the story about the time Rick plastered their bathroom with passive aggressive post it notes. Beef continued. Come at us. We love you. Get on the show and get this love.
    You don’t have to miss him anymore. Obama is back with the gloves off and it’s wonderful.
    He’s out here trying to inspire the people to get out there and fight for democracy. He’s cool as shit… and he’s had enough.
    Obama has Earthgang energy. He probably has their abs too. He’s cool as shit for real.
    We’re coming at you with Bernie Sanders level percentages. Dropping FACTS on everyone.
    Corey Booker took the gloves off too. The Kavanaugh hearing has been a zoo.
    Trump is trying to protect his own ass and selling it to America as “abortion is finally going to be illegal”
    The resistance inside of the White House… this NYT op-ed is just trying to calm fears over trump so they can continue to push their bullshit, hateful agendas.
    Somebody has to be an adult here. Conservatives get too rough on your play dates and you can’t have sleep overs anymore.
    And why are all of your reactions so goddamn extreme? Calm down for a minute.
    Why are we making such a big deal out of absolutely everything? Do we have to care about this shit? How can you really be only focused on yourself at this point in history?
    It sucks, but you have to stay informed.
    This NFL and Nike and kneeling and whatever else this bullshit is has gotten a mind of it’s own.
    Is Nike going to become the uniform for what side your own?
    We discuss (and applaud for effort and execution) Nike’s corporate manipulation of the public. We see what you’re doing Nike, but we’re cool with your products. We were gonna wear it regardless. You didn’t need to do this. That said, send us free stuff.
    We’re on the fuckin internet. Tell somebody.
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    1 hr 26 min
  • Eminem Has Liar Liar Energy
    Salute to the patriots! Oof, it’s been a week. Listen as the patriots break down some American bullshit. What’s more American than Eminem? Trump? We cover both of them. Burn your Nikes and crack open a Bush Light. Let’s get fuckin AMERICAN!
    Here’s your breakdown:
    People in the gym upstairs of the lounge need to stop dropping the weights.
    There’s an industry built around locker room gym selfies.
    Yo Eminem… Kamikaze is GOOD, but Em… the energy is so ANGRY. What are you angry about?? Revival was BAD. Own that.
    Em hasn’t released a good album before this one since Marshall Mathers LP, come at us. We go through the catalogue and the case is rock solid.
    His technical ability is unmatched, but his songs are TRASH on his last 4 albums. NO ONE is listening to these albums. Come on guys. You know you’re not listening to it.
    Eminem is white Kanye West in attitude.
    Bruh, you moved out of a trailer park 25 years ago. Stop acting like you still live in one.
    Eminem is right about the state of current hip hop. These “Lil” rappers need to check their energy before shit gets BAD for them.
    Oh, but Venom’s gotta go. Seriously Em???
    Wizzy Twizzy Bizzy a-Dizzy Frizzy wicky ticky err Ricky dick a derr
    Em is giving us Liar Liar energy here. (Jim Carrey screams for all of Liar Liar. Go watch it again. You’ll see.)
    Rick, get on the show. We’re gonna call you out every week until you get on the fuckin show!
    Rick, come get this LOVE. It’s LOVE DAY. You the extra plug on this block but you don’t want this fuckin chicken.
    The back half of the episode gets mad political.
    John McCain died and trump is out here acting like a bitch. Trump has Eminem energy right now.
    The government is built on racist, but we need scapegoats for control and social order.
    Third parties are not a viable option to beat Trump.
    The Democrats need to get their shit together.
    Stand for something and have a consistent message.
    Money in politics made Democrats fuckin LAAAAAZY.
    And where does all of that money go? Polling to tell you what your policies are and you sound like a robot.
    The republicans have a great and easy to understand brand. Democrats, take a lesson from their branding. You inspire no one.
    And liberals, yo… your cause is not more important than THE cause. Stop infighting.
    Roe v. Wade is on the chopping block once Kavanaugh gets on the Supreme Court. It’s serious now. Get over yourself and come together.
    Republicans like to deny everything and deflect blame, even in their personal lives. This is a personal observation, but we think it holds water.
    Trump declared mission accomplished now we’re on keep America great. Everything is fuckin great here. Awesome.
    America needs to admit the empire has fallen. Europe works because they were empires and then fell and decided to just exist out here.
    Burning Man happened and it was a bunch of rich people with neon toys not really doing anything productive for society.
    Liberals with money… what are you doing with it to improve society?
    Everyone deserves a life of dignity and decency. Why can’t we embrace that?
    Rick, get on the show. This is bullshit.
    We’re on the fuckin’ internet.
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    1 hr 29 min
  • It's a Nice Day for a Nice White (People) Wedding
    Salute to the patriots! It’s another lecture from your favorite patriotic duo. We’re back in the liberty lounge with Pat fresh off a trip to Virginia for his cousin’s wedding. We also go in hard about trump and his supporters. It might be kind of mean at this point, but there’s not really much left to say otherwise at this point. So hey, enjoy! Folly is playing in the next room throughout the course of the episode. Thanks for the original score, guys.
    Here’s your breakdown:
    Pat talks about Folly and their influence on NJ punk rock. That said, you can hear them playing throughout the episode.
    Why making money a a musician is much harder than making money as a comedian.
    We’ve been avoiding talking about trump, but at this point we have to say something. He’s clearly scared and swinging at the air right now.
    Some republicans just don’t like paying taxes. We get that. Trump support is a different monster at this time.
    Pat goes through an opinion column which presents a theory that trump supporters view corruption as a corruption of “traditional values” and not legal corruption and abuse of power.
    Anyone who openly supports trump at this time is racist and support fascism. There is no other explanation at this point.
    Wanting a genocide of everyone who isn’t white is not a “political” view.
    Defending a racist makes you kinda racist guys. Look in the mirror.
    Kanye, this is bigger than you and you need to wake up dude. We still love your music, but as a person… we’re off you dude.
    This is the least patriotic podcast in the history of America ever.
    We lighten it back up with a discussion on how much the patriots love Queen.
    Pat went to his cousin’s wedding and Drew drove him to the airport. On the way Drew put Pat on to Dreamville. We talk our way through J Cole and the Dreamville Record lineup.
    Pat talks about the wedding and his inappropriate comments around his family. Gotta liven shit up.
    Black people do the Electric Slide at every wedding.
    All white people weddings have white people singing Paradise by the Dashboard Light and Sweet Caroline.
    If you’re in a crowd of black people and “Knock if you Buck” comes on… duck.
    Drew starts Pat’s training on dating a black girl: there will always be at least one black dude who will test you when a white man is with a black woman.
    When Drew goes to white people weddings people always make a circle around him and it makes him uncomfortable
    There’s always one aunt at a white wedding that crushes… and she always gets inappropriate with Drew.
    Drew talks about the hipster wedding he went to. It was his light skin cousin’s wedding… and no one explained to the bride’s family that they’re black. Lots of confusion and styled mustaches.
    White people take an open bar as a challenge.
    White girls move to Brooklyn because they liked Girls a lot.
    We’re on the fuckin’ internet.
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    1 hr 34 min
  • Oregon Is Jamaica For White People
    Salute to the patriots! Pat said that this week’s episode would be an episode recorded in Oregon a couple of weeks ago, but his action packed vacation lead to him doing no recording so the boys are here with that patriotic bullshit! They get into all the details of Pat’s vacation. Oregon is America af.
    Here’s your breakdown:
    Pat and Drew are completely opposite people but still, somehow are best friends. Drew thinks Pat’s kind of a weirdo, but it’s all love.
    Pat lived his best life on vacation and eat pray loved all over the west coast.
    What up Amsterdam?!
    Pat walks us step by step through his vacation.
    He met a woman in the airport - and we get more into that later
    Legal weed in Oregon is DOPE, and the prices have dropped dramatically.
    Why does anyone have an issue with a budding industry that’s creating careers and generating tax revenue for the state? Anyone who’s against it needs to wake up.
    Pat talks about the friend he went to visit.
    Vegan food is not healthy, but is very delicious
    Oregon is the whitest place ever
    Portland keeps gentrifying. There’s a lot of middle aged business men on laptops in sensible pants.
    There’s also a lot of neoliberals preaching tolerance but then sub-dividing themselves into tribes in the name of tolerance.
    Drew convinced Pat to take a big shot… but that’s the end of the episode
    Pat and Mike went to Bend, Oregon as a stop on the way to Crater Lake where they saw the last open and operational Blockbuster Video.
    Crater Lake is breathtaking
    Drew talks about how they have inmates putting out forest fires in California. They get paid $2 a day… to put out a fucking forest fire.
    All work and no play makes Pat a dull boy
    I’m TNT! I’m dy-no-mite!
    Drew wanted Pat to see big ass treehouses. The patriots will go one day.
    Drew didn’t answer Pat’s FaceTime from the top of a mountain.
    Watching free climbing gives that patriots the dick tingles
    Bird Scooters are terrifying.
    The Portland Museum of Art is pretty dope.
    Pat likes craft cocktails with cucumber.
    Pat heads to San Diego to see the woman he met in the airport.
    Drew wants Pat to date a black girl
    Tune in to future episodes as Drew puts Pat through Future Black Girlfriend Training
    Pat talks about the woman he went to see and answers Drew’s questions. He does his best to not kiss and tell too much.
    Pat took a chance and it ended up being one of the best experiences of his life.
    Don’t be afraid to live. You never know what will come of it.
    Smile bitch. Life is beautiful.
    We’re on the fuckin' internet. See you next Thursday.
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    1 hr 36 min
  • The Race Is Green
    Salute to the patriots! Pat & Drew are back for another week to give you that full blown patriotic bullshit. The race is green.
    The most pro black president says these black pastors. Drew has some opinions.
    We are completely exhausted with trump.
    Kindness is the only way to make actual change.
    Pat picked up Drew at the train station. Newark is depressing not a happy fun place.
    All privilege is is having enough money around you to have a safety net
    We sound like socialists! If money was evened out everyone would have the opportunity to try to improve themselves.
    Privilege is more of a class thing than a race thing. Just like everything else. If you don’t like Mexicans you don’t like poor Mexicans. If there’s a rich Mexican throwing a margarita party… white people will go and talk about pilates with him.
    The race is green.
    How does anyone disagree with basic socialists principles? There’s nothing but benefits for all of society. People will find a way to be ungrateful and make it suck, but at least it would be better than this.
    LeBron just set a new standard for giving back.
    If rich people just gave back what they didn’t need everything would be fine.
    Elon Musk is a fucking clown. We tell you why.
    Rich people are selfish assholes and that’s why the world sucks. Sorry, but that’s true. We tell you why.
    Warren Buffet could fix several states completely and still have enough money to never notice a change in his lifestyle.
    With how shitty the world is, why wouldn’t you want to make a change?
    LeBron James made every rich person in the world look like a monster.
    “If that number is smaller on the screen that means my dick is smaller” - All Rich People
    Seriously, Elon Musk is a fucking lunatic. Space X is just launching shit into space. Shut up, Elon.
    Why is there a fucking car in space, Elon? Why the fuck did you do that? Who CARES, Elon?!
    “I can’t cum unless I send something to space!” - Elon Musk
    Redistributing income is the only way to fix everything. All rich people have to do is agree to give back what they don’t need. That’s a sad reality.
    If your morals are in a good place you are vilainized in a capitalist society.
    If all the NFL players all demanded their respect kneeling would not be an issue. Take a financial hit. Go on strike. You WILL win. They need you more than you need them.
    People have to stop watching the NFL.
    Pat despises football. Always have.
    “Building” + “linking” < actually “working”
    Rape culture is out of control sensitive.
    Have one moment of self-awareness. Someone? Anyone?
    If you wanna make the world a better place take a look at yourself and make the change.
    Christopher Robin was a beautiful nostalgia journey. If you loved Winnie the Pooh as a kid, you should see it.
    Winnie the Pooh is a little Buddha.
    We’re on the fucking internet.
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    1 hr 6 min
  • White People Ruin Everything
    Salute to the patriots! The boys welcome you this week again from Drew’s house at 7:30am on a Saturday for another lecture on that All-American Bullshit. Funny? yes. Insightful? Yes. Ignorant? Most definitely. Let’s have more American fun than a kiddie pool full of Budweiser and women in too small bikinis with diabetes. Get me another cake pop!
    Here’s your breakdown:
    Teen Titans Go!: A meta film for an exhausted superhero landscape.
    Kids cartoons aren’t as fucked up as they used to be
    The patriots discuss their relationships with meditation and fitness and how they need guides to get through any pro-health practices
    Waking up is hard to do
    Shaun T WAS super douchey, he’s now motivating
    Pat talks about his experience with the slow carb diet from the 4 Hour Body. Efficient, but not healthy.
    Tim Ferris is also kind of a douche. It’s a 4 hour work week if you have money already. We already fucking know that Tim. Goddamnit. But your diet works real well… but completely unsustainable long term.
    Yoga makes white women smile, but then again, they’re always smiling… and we tell you why we think that is
    Drew RANTS about Taylor Swift again. Shut up, white girl.
    Pat rips into Drew for liking Olly Anna.
    The patriots figured out how to masturbate to Kelly Kapowski
    Zack Morris is a complete sociopath.
    Drew had Pat listen to an episode of the “Small Doses” podcast about how white women’s need for comfort is ruining the world. At least their comfort is responsible for A LOT of passive aggressive office policies.
    Anyone who clings so close to their group that it becomes their personal identity is dangerous. Be yourself first.
    Pat and Drew have difficulty relating to a lot of people
    Charlamagne tha God is the newest victim of the new digital gladiator arena. Fulfill your blood lust.
    Drew runs us down on the white women he can’t stand
    Pat rants against deer. Drew defends deer.
    Adapt to your environment
    We dedicate the end of the episode to Drew’s Racist Corner in light of all of the racist shit that happened this week. The “Proud Boys” will never be referred to as such on this show - they are known as the Neo Nazis. And FUCK ALL OF YOU. The feds need to label you for what you are - a gang and a terrorist organization.
    We have no leader for social change.
    We retreat into the internet to make our points
    We live in the most slacker culture in the history of america ever
    As a society we need to get over ourselves and our groups and pick one cause to fix at a time
    Stop living in your own world and live in THE world
    We’re on the fuckin’ Internet.
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About The Most Patriotic Podcast in the History of America Ever

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A podcast dedicated to maintaining a healthy perspective in the face of an unrelenting, chaotic news cycle. Join us on a tangent laden weekly dive into current events, culture, hip hop, pop culture, philosophy, and friendship through a lens of humor, empathy, and the laws of human nature that drive them all.