The Most Patriotic Podcast in the History of America Ever

Salute to the patriots! Another week another tangent-laden walk through the week’s current events and political nonsense. 

Here’s some topics, tangents, and BIG questions:

(1:28) Pat needs a black band

(5:41) This is the smoothest podcast in the history of America ever

(5:55) A discussion of Anderson .Paak’s “Ventura”

(7:31) Well skippidy dippidy I’m not cursing around my kids

(15:07) Rick doesn’t trust anyone who doesn’t curse

(18:20) NJ votes to allow terminally ill patients to end their own lives

(22:40) The funeral of Nipsey Hussle

(26:15) Jackie Robinson Day 

(30:49) Is envy the root of racism?

(34:42) Did Magic Johnson ever have HIV? Drew has a conspiracy theory

(36:35) Would people choose to do nothing if they didn’t have to work anymore? / a debate about parenting and culture

(45:42) Kidz Against trump

(46:32) Trump’s fire advice and overall hypocrisy

(48:13) Julian Assange’s journalistic ethics, skateboards, soccer balls, and feces shit

(1:00:25) He looks like Charles Manson

(1:01:42) Fox News mentions AOC an average of 75 times per day

(1:03:27) Far right attacks on Bernie always seem to backfire; should people in jail be allowed to vote?

(1:14:07) Notre Dame revisited / classic American cinema

(1:19:27) Pat’s dad is perpetually unamused

(1:21:33) Drew’s dad wants to be in the know

(1:23:00) Aunt Becky pleads not guilty 

(1:31:19) Would you rather cum loudly every time you fart or fart loudly every time you cum?

(1:33:19) This is the most theoretical podcast in the history of America ever / big science talk

(1:33:09) Would the anti-vax movement have ever started without social media?

(1:39:15) This is the most arrogant podcast in the history of America ever

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Salute to the patriots! We join you today with our usual brand of hot takes and cool silliness. We also talk about porn again. We always end up talking about porn - we also discuss the Law of Repression as written by Robert Greene which may shed some light on why we talk about porn so much. We also use it to put our current political climate in context. It’s as American as telling someone you don’t agree with on the internet their statistics are invalid.

Here’s some things to consider as you listen:

(01:45) Therapy is for white people

(03:14) This is the most therapeutic podcast in the history of America ever

(03:30) 1 in 4 Japanese people age 18-39 have never had intercourse; the Japanese government playing tinder; anime porn is weird

(09:46) Game of Dicks

(11:33) The Law of Repression as written by Robert Greene

(18:34) A drunk man’s words are a sober man’s thoughts

(22:49) Wish Drew a happy birthday 

(25:09) Trump as the human embodiment of the Shadow

(26:05) Obama warns of over idealizing political purity and the internet calls him old

(30:14) Liberal attack ads against other liberals “this liberal isn’t liberal enough” - so many presidential hopefuls

(32:37) Rick refuses to donate to politics

(33:19) The republican tax laws are legal theft

(34:45) Also, it’s going to fund laser beams

(38:06) Corey Booker is leading the charge on a bill for reparations: good idea?

(45:56) Social media gives you a way to express repressed emotions; New Zealand slams Facebook as “morally bankrupt pathological liars”; does facebook have a moral obligation to limit hateful content?

(1:05:16) How we let out our shadows

(1:09:11) Larry David as the expression of the shadow

(1:12:18) Mueller report, trump’s taxes. Do we need to see them and why?

(1:19:20) What the fuck is going on at the border? And why don’t we care more?

(!:23:59) Who cares what democrat gets the nod? We’ll vote for anyone; but Biden is a weird old white man

(1:29:39) “Tighten up, Joe”

(1:30:29) Mexicans Always Get Across

(1:34:50) Arrogance will turn anyone off from your opinion. Repression explains it all.

(1:36:30) Korean Cardi B’s

(1:28:33) An argument over Lil Nas X’s country song

(1:43:49) This is the most trollin podcast in the history of America ever

(1:44:10) It’s yams cuz it’s yams. If you know you know.

(1:48:52) This is the most humanitarian podcast in the history of America ever 

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Salute to the patriots. We greet you on a somber Thursday this week as we remember Nipsey Hussle. The whole team discusses the legacy of more than just a great rapper, but a great man whose death is a tragic loss for the world. RIP Nipsey. We also talk some this week in news and being completely fed up with the cold, exploitative ego of there right. Let’s get into it. 

Topics and things to think about:

(2:32) Pat drinks a La Croix and is called out for being really white

(3:48) This is the whitest podcast in the history of America ever (problematic?)

(5:37) Ibotta and Ebates - it’s white girl shit, but it’s also free money

(7:14) Drew had another show in a strip club

(13:15) If it doesn’t offend someone it “should” offend, why would it offend you?

(16:44) Natural empathy vs learned empathy

(17:59) The legacy of Nipsey Hussle

(28:48) Hate is a reflection of self; people always jump to the negative or to the conspiracy.

(35:43) The proposed defunding of the Special Olympics; Betsy Devos as the fall person, but still a piece of human garbage; practicing empathy for the right wing mindset is getting increasing difficult

(43:40) Republican cuts go to nothing but to line the pockets of the rich

(45:52) How cold can this administration be?

(47:34) The shit machine plowing toward fuck you station; don’t just state there is a problem, propose a solution

(49:38) The Affordable Care Act won’t get repealed because they have no plan except “fuck Obama”; a possible silver lining?

(52:13) Will trump close the border? Our take: take some action or shut up trump

(53:24) Beto rally on the border; a brief overview of Buttigieg (BOOT-edge-edge; not butt-CHUG) - his take on Medicare for All is universally palatable; you cannot play the morality card to sway the opinion of a republican 

(59:50) AOC could say anything and Fox News would make a story out of it. They also said we’re cutting aid to 3 Mexican countries: intentional pandering

(1:01:21) Facebook bands white nationalism. A debate on twitter and the merits of social media; do we need to know so much about everyone? Has social media conditioned us to feel the need to know more than we need to know? There is yams on there, tho.

(1:12:43) Rick’s mom makes an appearance; update on Pat’s parents: they’re fine. 

(1:17:24) Kids toys are overpriced and are sold absolutely everywhere

(1:19:27) This podcast is kinda a mess tonight

(1:20:14) The Internal Supreme Court feud over the refusal to allow an imam in the execution chamber - we are living in an increasingly hostile culture engaging in the theater of it all

(1:24:15) Day time talk shows as the Garden of Eden for reality television

(1:29:05) The Law of Self Sabotage as written by Robert Greene: our attitude toward the world creates our outlook and causes our success and problems

(1:34:50) Another tangent - the Butthole Bandit

(1:37:18) This is the most tangent heavy podcast in the history of America ever - then there’s more tangents until we close it out

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Salute to the patriots! This week Pat and Rick are at the mics giving you a rundown of the week in news and how we’re all too defensive to interact with each other. It’s so patriotic you’ll want to swim in a kiddie pool full of pocket sized copies of the constitution and Arby’s horsey sauce. Here’s some things to think about:

(1:32) This is the most movin podcast in the history of America ever; Drew isn’t out here today. 

(2:09) Pat got a new guitar, it’s definitely a guy

(3:47) Live life with no expectations or attachments to outcomes

(6:01) What up Denise?

(7:04) The NJ legal weed vote was cancelled due to lack of support. We get into all of the details with a real analysis of the facts and social justice issues.

(15:46) This week’s law of human nature as written by Robert Greene: The Law of Defensiveness

(21:15) Murphy’s speech on the vote cancellation: positive about the progress, focus on social justice

(28:18) Always validate someone’s self-opinion

(30:57) Expungement up to 5 lbs?? That’s a lot of weed.

(33:30) Delivery service? That’s a smart new industry!

(40:02) You don’t do marijuana

(42:43) The Mueller Report: what we know, the backlash, and the perspective. We all need a time out.

(52:25) Trump’s memo to TV: Be nice to me!

(58:43) A new definition of trump support; we’re all being pieces of shit to each other

(1:04:58) We’re never going to know the truth of the Mueller report. We need to accept that we are going to live through trump.

(1:09:02) Did the left cause all of this?

(1:16:00) Stop trying to give them a loss and find yourself some wins

(1:21:44) Would you rather your opinion be important to someone who doesn’t agree with you?

(1:22:58) This is the most fair and balanced podcast in the history of America ever

(1:23:04) Before we go: we review the new Apple announcements. An Apple credit card? Is Steven Jobs living in your computer?

(1:36:48) This is the most patriotic podcast in the history of America ever.

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 Salute to the patriots! It’s about that time to take a deep dive into the world of American bullshit with your boys. There’s too much to talk about this week. We view the week’s news through the Law of Shortsightedness as written by Robert Greene. In the end it ends up being a discussion on movies, hip hop, and ignorant as fuck French accents. All in all, it’s American af.

Simon says get the fuck up!:

(0:00) Rick’s fedorka

(5:14) This is the most interracial podcast in the history of America ever

(5:51) The New Zealand shooting, its connection to the internet, the role of the internet in the spread of white supremacy 

(13:00) This week’s law of human nature adds some perspective: The Law of Shortsightedness 

(18:41) New Zealand changes their gun laws within 24 hours

(21:41) Egg against the machine

(24:10) Baby Donnie’s twitter rant. He’s so mad at his TV!

(25:54) Aunt Becky’s college bribe money

(30:51) An example of white people’s entitlement from a mother in NJ

(35:54) The difference between democrats and republicans 

(36:57) The defining trait of any republican view is flat out hypocrisy; we cannot continue to get lost in the logical loopholes of republican views

(39:58) American Exceptionalism < White American Exceptionalism < White Male American Exceptionalism

(42:34) The republicans see Beto as the ultimate threat

(45:44) Colorado leading the new charge to nullify the electoral college

(53:00) The elevated perspective of taking care of each other vs shortsighted selfishness

(55:30) American History X, The Believer, and Ed Norton is a dick

(59:55) Let’s review what Baby Donnie finds important by reviewing his twitter rant more deeply; he needs the TV to be nice to him!

(1:04:40) 7 out of 10 people think the economy is going well. This is getting attributed to baby donnie. Fair?

(1:10:40) The tragic ending 

(1:11:42) The new Aladdin movie - Will Smith’s genie is gross. Disney, stop with these live action reboots; a discussion of other upcoming movies - SPACE JAM

(1:19:05) Pat and Rick are collectors

(1:21:07) 36 Chambers anniversary show; the upcoming Wu Tang shows; Rock the Bells memories; a general walk down hip hop memory lane; DMX is on tour and looks good

(1:32:59) Can AOC spit bars?

(1:33:44) This is the most anticlimactic podcast in the history of America ever

(1:35:40) We ride out to the end of the show with ignorant af French accents

(1:38:49) This is the most problematic podcast in the history of America ever

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 Salute to the patriots! The whole team’s here. We get into all of the week’s crazy American bullshit and the law of covetousness in everyone’s human nature. We also take a deep dive into porn search trends, catnip cocktail, and why we need a black woman as president. If you take away one thing from this week’s episode it should be this: get a flu shot and drink some fuckin water already. Things to consider:

(01:18) This is the most vaccinated podcast in the history of America ever

(01:38) Rick’s near death brush with the flu and a reason for Medicare for All

(06:37) Drew went to a baby shower with his girl in Virginia; Rick and Drew get confused when Pat brings up the melted chocolate bar diaper game

(10:53) Drew and Rick convince Pat to go see Captain Marvel; a discussion of nine inch nails

(14:19) Pat’s playing guitar again; a debate about Johnny Cash’s version of hurt; a plug for Rick’s annual event, the Central Jersey Beer Festival

(20:36) A doctor inside of a robot tells a patient he’s dying - is this unethical? A debate ensues.

(25:18) The law of covetousness - we’re all guilty of wanting what we cannot have. Learn to harness this power.

(32:22) A chart of pornhub search terms by state illustrates this point of coveting the taboo; but why do Iowa and Michigan like pissing so much??; West Virginia is living in 3019; do women think like men?

(40:10) We need to talk about Donald: my man buys fast food again; of course he’s linked to the sex trafficking ring that Robert Kraft got busted in; the fake news dismissal

(46:42) Fake Melania: we know that’s not her! Trump needs Melania, she can do whatever she wants

(49:52) AOC searches for Rick on pornhub

(51:18) A discussion on Beto O’Rourke and his ability to discuss a controversial issue and have it make sense to everyone

(53:46) We’re not worried about Joe Biden. Drew tells us why he’s the white guy who does too much around black people.

(55:27) Is age a deterrent for voters? A debate ensues

(57:00) All Democratic candidates are behind marijuana legalization. Rick is worried about if this is a voter deterrent. Pat makes a case why this could be a good thing. A semi-argument ensues.

(1:02:38) David Irving: Quitting the NFL for your freedom

(1:07:07) The new trump budget: the art of the douchebag deal. We support the wall as long as trump is encased inside

(1:10:18) A Rod and J Lo get engaged

(1:12:02) Catnip cocktail is liquid bath salts; curiosity killed the cat

(1:18:50) Throwing up after 30 is a different, and much worse, experience

(1:19:47) Stephanie Flowers destroys the Stand Your Ground Bill in Arkansas. This week’s MVP

(1:22:20) Why we need a black woman to be president

(1:26:02) This is the most productive podcast in the history of America ever

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 Salute to the patriots! It’s a Most Patriotic Original Formula for a ride down the rabbit hole of American bullshit with Pat and Drew at the helm while Rick takes care of his family like a grown ass man. Listen in the semi-distracted-going-about-your-day manner that nearly all podcasts are consumed. Here’s what you can expect this week:

(00:00:50) - Catchin’ up with Pat and Drew: Drew’s work woes and a healthy perspective; a plug for Drew’s next strip club comedy spectacular; Drew eats it from the back; Rick isn’t here but it’s all good and we’re still problematic

(00:08:53) - This is the most active podcast in the history of America ever: Pat’s been on an active quest to be a better person 

(00:11:30) - The Laws of Human Nature by Robert Greene. Reviewing chapters 1-4

(00:22:37) - The Daily Stoic reading for the day (March 4th): are you bogged down by unnecessary obligations?

(00:33:09) - Trump hugs an American flag and gets belligerent at CPAC. Free speech now means hate speech. Politics is now if it’s okay to be racist in public.

(00:38:21) - Success with ego leads to inevitable collapse

(00:39:55) - Shift your perspective on politics. You need the information, but it doesn’t need to consume you.

(00:41:55) - Sexual violence at the boarder

(00:43:08) - Another black man got shot and killed. How can we look at this to find a benefit? How can we learn?

(00:47:53) - With trying to manage ego, it’s been harder for Pat to listen to arrogant hip hop 

(00:49:22) - North Korea summit. Is what trump said true? If so, could he have been being rational?

(00:51:55) - Michael Cohen sings like Aretha Franklin. Dude has James Brown Energy. Grade A snitch. The most validating viewing experience in the history of this presidency ever.

(00:57:44) - Why trump can’t say shit right now. His power has been weakened by his own actions. Senate to block his national emergency.

(01:00:57) - Trump quoting Fox News on twitter 

(01:03:53) - Prepare yourself for the worst so the worst won’t destroy you. Approach republicans with empathy?

(01:08:09) - The (Soylent) Green New Deal. It would force to eat like a little fucking bunny!

(01:10:50) - The small and divided world of trump’s black supporters

(01:15:06) - The benefits of seeking knowledge and inspiration, but the limiting nature of approaching it with judgement and ego

(01:18:44) - Why do we think our opinions and taste are better than other people? We discuss a better way of approaching conversations about things you don’t like or agree with.

(01:26:04) - This is the most educational podcast in the history of America ever

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Salute to the patriots! We’re all back on the internet this week to talk shit on America and each other. We recorded this while there Oscars were taking place so enjoy the makeshift most patriotic oscars special in the history of 2019 ever. Let’s break it down:

(0:49) Oscars 2019: Black Panther 

(1:40) The Most Dickhead Podcast in the History of America Ever

(2:37) Drew’s week: strip club comedy shows; booty hole yankee candle; philosophy of talking before action; Rick won’t do anything with his friends; Postmates; a live podcast from the middle of a DC protest

(19:35) Pat’s week: it was fine, good but fine; Hippopotamus and Epidermis; you need to kidnap Rick to get him to go anywhere

(23:10) Rick’s week: also fine. Discussion on the futility of 1st birthday parties; we got a fuckin cru de te; kids accumulate a lot of shit (memories are forever *tears*); Indoor Nickelodeon theme park

(27:09) Rick used to try to convince girls in college that he was on Guts

(28:24) Oscars Update - Spider Man: Into the Spiderverse Wins Best Animated Film; kid’s movies for adults; Spike Lee to win best director?; will Pat win his pool? (he didn’t); black Oscars 2019; 

(36:07) The ESPN investigation about a gambling NBA ref

(40:40) The Mueller report might not get released to the public as a great reality show finale / trump’s physical health

(43:10) Putin said he’d welcome a new Cold War and other republican nonsense

(46:50) Salute to America - the NYE of patriotism

(47:50) In defense of socialism

(56:57) The male only draft found unconstitutional, but will still hold - a discussion on sexism

(1:04:45) Trump’s path to victory through hispanic voters; a discussion on why

(1:09:57) What did Rick tweet at AOC?

(1:10:30) Oscars update: Spike Lee looks happy

(1:11:49) Malia Obama and the targeting of first children in the media

(1:21:34) What do you think of this new pope? We got #popehope

(1:26:02) Oscars update: Black Panther wins best score; correction: Spike Lee won best adapted screenplay; Roma spoilers; other 2019 movies discussion

(1:37:40) Identical twins are mind boggling

(1:43:02) This is the most distracted podcast in the history of America Ever

(1:45:37) One last thing - Robert Kraft. We’re not surprised.

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 Salute to the patriots! This week it’s Pat and Rick in your ear drums while Drew performs comedy in a strip club. We are now serviced through Anchor which makes us available on all major podcast platforms, including Spotify. Wow! We’re taking patriotism to a whole new level. In this episode we start off silly and problematic, but end up being serious. Here’s what you need to know, and questions to reflect upon:

Rick went to a wedding and is recovering from a 2 day hangover

This is the sloppiest podcast in the history of America ever

Is there any such thing as an inactive strip club?

Are Sundays the best time to go to a strip club? Rick makes an argument for this

Rick is concerned about strippers in countries where they don’t have paper money

Is it the right time to start worrying about the state of the world?

Pessimism + perspective = wisdom

Pat spent his whole day studying stoicism philosophy, real pompous

It’s the president’s day spectacular… we guess. However you celebrate that

LEGO assembly is meditation

Pat got a prank phone call - why are all prank phone calls about gay sex?? He stuck it through and flipped it until the prank caller hung up on him

If nothing else, we are impressed with his dedication. Call back and let’s get that improv group started

He missed a golden opportunity to talk about balloon animals

Struggles the Clown makes balloon snakes for the kids while he steals Advil out of your mommy’s purse

It’s a National Emergency. We’re so scared. Build the wall!

We go through an article about what a president technically has power to do in a national emergency, and completely at their own discretion

Some of this scares Rick, Pat believes it is nothing more than an ego needing a monument to self

The republicans are dead in the water in 2020 unless they can demonize democrats enough

If we learn from this we can come out of it stronger on the other side. There is a path to improvement.

The wall will solve nothing. It is the latest focus in a culture of ego and anxiety. He is gaslighting us, and the behavior is normalized.

We dig into the problem with pharmaceuticals and the need for Medicare for All - how this will help with overprescribing and the drug problem in the country.

Is managing the influence of prescription drugs on culture more important than controlling illegal drugs?

Green New Deal is getting hammered by the right wing media that are complete ridiculous, irrelevant, and untrue

Could the military be deployed to protect our precious cows?

Inexperience can be an advantage if approached with humility

Stop rationalizing smaller refunds by saying that the middle class should have adjusted their W-4’s

Did the bully take my lunch money for the week once in the beginning of the week or every day? He is still taking the same amount of money from you

And Amazon- 11 billion in profits and $0 are to be paid in taxes. 

Join the new movement - Stop Using Amazon

Rick tells the story of a hardworking employee who didn’t last a week at Amazon. It sucks THAT much to work there.

Is technology that makes your life easier really worth it?

An 11 year old black student was arrested for getting into an argument with a full blown adult substitute teacher after not saying the pledge of allegiance.

This can be handled as a teaching moment if handled properly. Let’s stop instagram meme battling them away.

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Salute to the patriots! It’s the first episode as an official trio. We come to you live from each of our respective homes to deliver more of that patriotic bullshit. Join us for a week of 3 friends catching up and talking shit about republicans and these New Democrats being way extra. It’s more American than French fries sprinkled on ice cream. Let’s get this shit movin. Here’s what you need to know this week:

We’re stomping the art and the yard

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