The FA Cup sucks, so its a very Italian episode today folks DEAL WITH IT. Customary Juve rant is followed by some funny stuff from the weekend, before I delve into my UPDATED PREDICTIONS based on the transfer window.Finally, this is a DOOZY; the Quagliarella stalker story is INSANE, its dark, its full on, and you won't regret getting around this one.LIKE SUBSCRIBE REVIEW AND BE COOL!

For your International Break this week, I brought my friend and seasoned comedian Marty Bright onto the pod to geek out on 2000-2010 Premier League.I then asked Marty about his time as a pretty tenured footballer in Sydney until an injury sent him cavorting into stand-up comedy.Follow Marty at @martyisbright for all his stuff, LEAVE QUESTIONS for next week's pod, and as ever, BE KOOL FOLKS.

I spoke this week at length about the impending arrival of DUSAN VLAHOVIC at JUVENTUS, in addition to tracking some of my predictions and chatting about some weekend PREMIER LEAGUE HIJINKS. YOUR QUESTIONS were then answered, before we dived into some of the CRAZIEST FOOTBALL TRANSFERS of all time.I definitely missed some, so let me know in the COMMENTS OR DMs and please SEND QUESTIONS for next week! Be kewl x

The PL is back and so we do a BIG recap of the weekend's shenanigans! I then tell you all about the Dybala contract situation and crazy social media behaviour in Italy.We will then discuss finding players on video games and obscure internet sites, before discussing recent and historical AFCON HIJINKS.NEXT WEEK I'm doing a WIERDEST TRANSFERS SPECIAL so send in suggestions and questions for then!

HELLO FOLKS; on today's episode I talked an absurd amount about the INSANE Roma v Juventus 3-4 game, before dropping some Kevin Canneloni on ya'll.We then do a PODCAST FIRST; my actually BOLD PREDICTIONS for the reminder of the season - you'll definitely want to leave some comments/replies to these.FINALLY, we see the return of our beloved segment, HEADCASE STUDY, featuring former Germany coach Joachim Loew and his sniffing ways. This episode is disgusting...DISGUSTINGLY GOOD.As ever, LEAVE C...

WE'RE BACK BABY! Happy new year Lasagnette! Please forgive my hiatus; it is explained in this episode, as well as one doozy question from last year being answered.We then chat about Sam Symonds Kerr destroying both a pitch invader as well as sexism in UK Football Legislation, and Harry Wilson's grandfather making BANK on his 3 year old grandson's potential.Finally, we discuss THAT infamous Lukaku interview with Sky Italia, and whether it has cost his his Chelsea career.ASK QUESTIONS FOR NEXT ...

It's our 20TH episode folks and WHAT A WAY to commemorate it than to have my friend, comedian WILL GIBB guest star.Will and I answered YOUR QUESTIONS and my word, there were a shit load of them so THANK YOU! We then went through the past week's shenanigans, from Bayern's COVID CRISIS, to Seferovic's horror miss, to one former Italy international's run in with the MAFIA.This all precedes young William telling me one of the CRAZIEST football stories I've ever heard; the tale of Carlos Kaiser, f...

What a trippy week of football it was!From Karate kicks to accusations of sexual misrepresentation, International week served us some doozies. That was all before a popular French journalist spilled the tea on PSG, FERLAND MENDY and much much more!We also chat Kim Kardashian's team up with LEEDS, SCAMACCA'S crazy family, the updates on football's TONYA HARDING 2.0, and why Oliver Kahn is a bad person.That's all before I eulogise Ole's time at the wheel, by doing what I do best; TALKING ABOUT ...

International Break is upon us, but NEVER FEAR, KLP is here to leave you very UNBORED. YA"LL ASKED NO QUESTIONS! Which worked out better because I got to whinge about the Premier League with guest, exceptional comedian Sam Bowden, before he took me through this week's HEADCASE STUDY/HISTORICAL KL, Bert Trautmann, who has one of the BEST tales in the history of not only football, but life itself possbily.Follow @sambowdencomic and go and see his OUTSTANDING hour of comedy 'Dandelion', at ...

Another BIG rant to start today's show, answering YOUR QUESTIONS including how Xavi will go as Barca manager. Our PL roundup explores how bad United STILL are, why REECE JAMES is better than TAA and why I'm thrilled Norwich are managerless.That's before a typically impartial Serie A ramble about letting JUAN CUADRADO DANCE, a Hellas Verona APPRECIATION speech, and a chat about some of the previous week's Champions League hijinks.To finish, we have FRESH LASAGNA; Jens Lehmann getting busted be...