YOUR QUESTIONS ANSWERED, including who is better out of Salah and Drogba, who will win the women's Champions League, and to what degree legends tarnish their legacies by coaching the clubs they were so successful at as players.This is all before discussing the circus at PSG this week, JUVE being back to rock bottom and IN RITIRO, and me still being right about Manchester United despite them whacking Spurs, who are on the verge of signing my favourite coach, ANTONIO CONTE.And finally, today's ...

For the first time, I answer YOUR QUESTIONS, which include a discussion on the latest romantic soap operas in football, who will finish in Serie A's top 4, and why Manchester United continue to PLUMMET from grace.This is all followed by a segment called ANCIENT Historical KL, where special guest Sam Locascio (that's right, ma daddio) talks us through a 1980s pitch invasion in a match between Sydney Olympic and Sydney City, and this event's long term ramifications for Australian Football.Here'...

BIG, BIG ramble to start the show this week, covering the controversy in Lazio v Inter, Lazio's ties to facism, before getting into the Premier League and why I am always right about Ronaldo, another footballer is JAILED, and FIFA and EA Sports' impending messy divorce.That's all before the RETURN of Historical KL; this week, we feature legendary Colombia goalkeeper Rene Higuita and his infamous scorpion kick.Comment or DM with questions you want answered/suggestions for stories or people to ...

Freedom day celebrations rendered me a hungover, miserable mess this week, so we just have a short, segment-less chat about the Newcastle takeover, Donnarumma getting booed, and the who's who of the list of Ballon D'or nominees.We're doing questions now! So if you think you're funny, send in a cheeky question and I'll answer/discuss it and shout you out, and we may even have some kind of competition at some stage.

Big weekend discussion to start the pod this week, including poor Donny VDB, naming your dog Mane, why Sheriff beating Real Madrid isn't the underdog story you think it is, and our namesake himself, big KL, failing to score for Hellas Verona yet again.This is followed by the DEBUT of the segment - Kevin Cannelloni; three bite sized KLs for you, before diving into our first ever Headcase Study on a MASCOT, none other than Oldham Athletic's Chaddy The Owl.Got any mascot related stories? For tha...

Plenty of weekend football shenanigans on today's episode, including the Suriname Vice President subbing himself on and Mattia Destro scoring a goal with a FOREIGN OBJECT in his hand.That's all before our Historical KL of the day - the time a Perugia player was FIRED for scoring against Italy, before I very gratuitously take a DEEP DIVE into why Juventus are "all of a sudden" not very good (for the last 4 years).Think you know why Juve suck? Would you fire a player if they scored against your...

This week's rant is brought to you by toxic fandom and revelling in your friend's team's misfortune; we talk Man United being overrated, Man City being less plastic than you think, and of course, Juve still not being very good.We then follow up last week's Manager Meltdown Special with a Celebrations Special! I go through a bunch of funny/clever goal celebrations, before taking us home with the return of Headcase Study, none other than Australia's own Kevin Muscat.Did I miss any iconic celebr...

Episode 10!? How time flies!On today's show, I ramble about Ronaldo's redebut, racism in football and (shock) Juventus being shit.We then dive into some Fresh Lasagna; last season's Juve-Napoli COVID postponement debacle, before reviving Legendary Gaffes for a Manager Press Conference Meltdown Special!What's your favourite manager press conference? Leave a comment! That's right, comments = traffic to page, so DO IT!

At long last, it is the (sort of) women's football special episode! Special guest host Zoe Lamond ran through an infamous pop star gaffe at the 1994 World Cup and why the USA Women's team is so much more successful, before telling me exactly how and why she'd leave me for Italy's goalkeeping sensation!

This week is all about the rants; I have a big one about recording over a podcast episode and an even bigger one about Cristiano Ronaldo leaving Juventus, and how he won't help Man United much.Historical KL this week is the time Jermaine Pennant forgot he owned a very expensive piece of property, and your Headcase Study is Everton legend, Big Duncan Ferguson