Is it not of humor that fall is a season as well as a verb word? Relate this to your relatives for looks of praise and delight. You may say that you came up with that tidbit by yourself. It is alright with us. We are better than you. The Mustache Rangers enjoy the out […]

It has come to the attention of Mustache Rangers Central Command that small dogs are all of the rage in this day of ages. Please understand that must halt any and all of this rage as soon as possible. If the rage is not contained, a letter of strong wording will find its way to […]

It is a well believed fact that “frat” is short for “fraternity.” Perhaps we are missing the bigger picture. Is there a much longer word out there that “fraternity” is short for? And if so, is that word simply short for another word? How high does this word hierarchy of mystery go? And who will […]

A bag of air should contain only air. Dead rats and fleas should be taken out at the processing plant. It make a relaxing breathing experience very unreasonable. The Mustache Rangers get stuck in some sort of loop today. I don’t know.

There are many types of love in the galaxy. The love between dirt and the skin under fingernails. The love of brain devouring bacteria for brains to devour with bacteria. The love of vampires by the very very pale. With that in mind, forever be aware that love is stupid. The Mustache Rangers bring you […]

There is a need within every creature with blood for oxygen. You could say that we are all oxygen vampires. If oxygen was only available within other people, you would be biting them to steal their oxygen. So don’t pretend you are better than vampires. The Mustache Rangers get a few things off their chest […]

Most people would say that there are stars in the sky. Other people would say there is sky in the stars. Stay away from both groups of people. Better yet, make friends with the rich and mute. It is the only way to live. The Mustache Rangers recorded an adventure for your ears. Take a […]

The Mustache Rangers are back for another fantastic season of joy and brutality. Brutal joy will be felt by all. Today, the Mustache Rangers will spill rainbows into your split skull. Enjoy!

Once in a great while, something goes horribly right. Every day of the week, something goes horribly wrong. This will be another one of those days. Enjoy the current adventures of the Mustache Rangers available to you on this horribly wrong day.

Hugging is for the weak and stupid. If some dapper chap comes around to embracing you, be well aware that his intent is most likely to kill you and steal your best gal. It is a dangerous world and you must never become close with anyone. You will only be hurt horribly. The Mustache Rangers […]