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Guess What!?

Men are getting alarmingly big according to BIG SCIENCE

Facebook and Insta are jumping on the bandwagon where you pay to be legitimate.

There's an app to tell you if you're have a bad first date if you have trouble processing things like "Being Uncomfortable." Also we coin a new phrase.

Zack shows us the new cocaine bear game.


Even Weirder!

The Finger Ring - Jewelry for the deranged

Man dies from chicken attack, and Mike is vindicated

BIG SCIENCE turns dead birds into drones... they would

AI can fly f-16 jets now, all by itself, like a big murder robot.

Strange lights from space spotted over Hawaii... EVIDENCE!?

Cryptid panic is sweeping the Philippines and we are all in.


Beyond the Pale!

Mike talks about the Rake, and we get the heeby geebies.


Whatcha!

We test our Gen Z Slang proficiency, no cap on God.


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GUESS WHAT!

Red Light, Green Light, WHITE LIGHT!

China Has Drug Sniffing Squirrels Now!

Robots Making A Break For It In A Grocery Store!

If Laxitives Don't Work, Try This Colon Vibrator!

A Cat In Your Dating Profile Pic Will Attract More Cat

AMC To Make Movies Even Less Attractive To Drive Up Revenue


Even Weirder!

A Piece of the Sun Broke Off, But It's FINE

Saudi Arabia Has Its Own AI Robot Now

Chupacabra and Capybara on a rampage in Michigan?

Conquering Your Fear of Haircuts is Easy With Spirits

Dybyuk Box Has It In For Post Malone

UFO Investigator Says Aliens Do Not Have A Peaceful Agenda

Beyond The Pale!!!

Mike Talks UFO Government Cover-Ups and Zack believes every one of them

Whatcha!

We rant about the declining trend of Super Bowl Commercials with DT!

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GUESS WHAT!?

Canada is bad at back up plans.

Netflix is cracking down on passwords AGAIN!

The Monday After the Super Bowl Should Be A Holiday!...?

Woman Assaults Boyfriend With A Questionably Stated Chicken!

DO NOT CLICK THIS LINK! IT'S A LIE BY BIG SCIENCE TO SLANDER BIGFOOT!

EVEN WEIRDER!

Sephiroth's Grave Found In Japan!

Tamagotchi's are too real now! (and they tell time)

The word of the year is -ussy! Not even a word, but we're here for it!

A priest went to hell and heard Rihanna and demons in the weed smoke!

THE VIDEO OF SAID PRIEST

Is the Dodo bird making a comeback?!

Has AI detected radio signals in space? EVIDENCE!


BEYOND THE PALE!

Mike tries to pass off totally normal cats for ghost cats. He's LYING!


WHATCHA!

Strange job interviews, the second iteration!

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We're back! Mike, Jer, and their stern father figure Zack host another by the numbers episode where nothing goes off the rails and everyone is focused. They talk about this s--t:

Guess What

Anthropomorphic candies are too polarizing to exist

Money to hate your spouse while making furniture

Become BEAN BAG

Japanese security vacuum

The """Best""" video games of all time!

Even Weirder

AI lawyer taps out

Blue light over Hawaii EVIDEEENCE

Headgear to keep you FOCUSED AND PRODUCTIVE

The anti-insect laser turret

Holograms you can f--uh, I mean...touch.

Shape-shifting robots!

The most realistic furry costume 20-thousand bucks can buy!

Beyond The Pale

We talk about the Tumbling Run Valley Hex Cat! Did a cursed feline torment a family of farmers at the turn of the 20th century? Well...even if it didn't, it made national news!

Whatcha

Who's the asshole? ...It's Mike.

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It's the best kind of episode--one that is a total and irredeemable mess! 

Guess What

Local woman with extremely honest hips has jam stolen!

This fireball isn't alcoholic enough!

Pizza Hut makes world's largest pizza on the f***in' floor

Renner update!

Driving pet peeves!

Even Weirder

Spider-lamp does everything a spider can (like horrify your children)

A bacon shake! ...From Domino's.

Mattress company offers $1,000 to eat cheese before bed

The Earth's inner core stopped spinning & no one knows if that's an issue...

Leather UFO spotted in Mexico

Haunted South African police department

Bigfoot spotted on Google Earth

Another Bigfoot spotted doin' a heckin' walk

Beyond The Pale

The Shapeshifting Stalker! Was this poor woman haunted for her ENTIRE LIFE by some kind of psychic werewolf? Story from Monsters Among us.

Whatcha

The accent game! Jer should never stay up past 2am! 

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The boys are back in town, and they've brought Matt and Eric from You Didn't Ask For This back! For a FULL episode this time! Here's a BIG LIST of what we talked about. WHY EVEN LISTEN??

Guess What

The secret to what makes Mike and Zack bald

Sierra Mist is dead. Long live Sierra Mist!

Lose weight faster by walking like an a**hole!

Can ripping record!

The list of turn offs (or turn ONS?)

Even Weirder

If you thought you were the world's worst kisser, you're not!

Local pigeon breaks bad!

UFO spotted erupting from a volcano!

Discovering aliens by annoying them with a laser pointer

Finding love with...23 and Me.

Beyond The Pale

The Torrance werewolf!

Whatcha

Do you know what a ghost kitchen is? Well you're about to find out and also be wrong about a whole lot of them! THIS GAME IS HARD AS SH*T!

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Oooo Mama Mia we cooka da new episode! Oh, paisan! Passah da parmesano! Why am I doing this? Anyway, here's what we talk about:

Guess What

Damar Hamlin is awake!

...So is Jeremy Renner!

Vince McMahon is back

Dave Bautista is sick of playing Drax the Destroyer

Aw Shucks, James Cameron made another 2 billion bucks...

A toy remote tells toddlers inappropriate jokes. What a SCUM!

Even Weirder

They found the tomb of Osiris in the Nile & that's probably fine!

A train that runs on ramen noodles! Just like EVERY college student!

A hippo swallows a toddler whole (hilarious)

A robot lawyer gears up for their first case!

A self driving stroller! Hopefully not made by Tesla!

Rob Lowe says he's had a Bigfoot encounter...

Russia says it shot down a UFO

Beyond The Pale

Rock Apes! They're Vietnam flavored Bigfoot! Here's Mike's sources:

Military Machine

Phantoms & Monsters

Whatcha

Jer and Mike go HEAD TO HEAD to debate the dumbest topics you've ever heard! Jer gets a little TOO into character.

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The boys are back with a full episode FINALLY.  Here's some of the stuff they get into:

Guess What

Thief quotes Office Space as inspiration

Jeremy Renner runs himself over with a snow plow

Benedict Cumberbatch owes people for having sh*tty ancestors

A terrible list of supposedly "great" movies

A terrible list of supposedly "great" TV

A terrible list of phrases that need to be banished

Even Weirder

Karens for Hire

Predictions for 2023 from 1923

Air from 2022 for sale by idiots

Kid spots giant, and gets ASSASSINATED BY CIA?

Here's that kid's video btw...

Russian butt slapping video for purely educational purposes

Chat GPT will replace us all

Beyond The Pale

The Church Lady Monster

Whatcha

Jer drops a DRAMA BOOOOOMB about his weirdo neighbor. It gets WILD.

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New Year and unfortunately same us! We need a break so no full episode this week, but here's a short wrap up of this year's last funny, weird, and somewhat terrifying news. And also our New Year's resolutions! Zack is called The Milk Man now! He loves it!

The news we talk about:

Walls that fight back against pee!

Monks find enlightenment...with meth!

Florida Man attacks wife with Christmas tree...

Escape an earthquake by hiding in a bed-coffin!

Milf-Manor!

Capitalism meets baby-making!

Japan's demonic rock kills wildlife! Everything is FINE!

Our favorite charities!
Beacon for Change!
Children's Auction!

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Mike, Zack, and Jer are joined by long departed Neatcast host Mark aka Sports Daddy! And Mark is seemingly here for the sole purpose of making Mike EXTREMELY A N G E R Y. When he's done, Jer and Zack round us off with a couple quick rants of their own! Okay, we're done. You may eat Christmas dinner now.

It's Christmas Day! Why not buy the biggest goose in the market for one of these charities?
Beacon for Change!
Children's Auction!