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Mike, Jer, and Zack are joined by Griff, Bobby, and Rick from Effin Cultured! Rick rants about pushy bell ringers, and Griff takes a deep dive into the confusing lyrics of 12 Days of Christmas. And Bobby...provides Netflix tech support.

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Mike and Zack are joined by Leo from Voluntary Input, who, despite being the nicest guy ever, also turns out to be the BIGGEST SCROOGE?? He hates Christmas cards! He hates the Trans-Siberian Orchestra! Wowza. Send all hate mail to our email address: [email protected]

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Jer and Mike are joined by Garret from the Evertrending Story podcast! Garret tells his rants in a delightful Seussian rhyme scheme, and introduces us to the worst Christmas song of all time. Then, Mike tells a new Christmas classic about the first elf to ever become a paranormal investigator. The story makes Jeremy cry! With joy!

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Jer, Mike, and Zack are joined by Jay and Kay from F**k My Work Life! Kay rants about the little things that make us rip our hair out when streaming TV, and Jay rants about how he hates old people and children! ONE OF THESE THINGS IS NOT LIKE THE OTHER--

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After years of peace talks, Neatcast finally has a face to face to face meeting with the boys of Chatsmash! Those little British scamps rant about...everything. Seriously. There is nothing left for anyone to rant about and we have five days left. YOU CAN NEVER TRUST THE ENGLISH.

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Jer, Zack, and Mike are joined by Nicole and Tessa from Doom Generation! The Doom ladies rant about the weird gatekeeping around what IS and ISN'T a Christmas movie. I say Wolf of Wallstreet is a Christmas movie. Not in the podcast, I say that right here and right here only. Who's gonna stop me? YOU?!

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Jer and Mike are joined by Tim, Chris, and Nate from Against all Oddities again! This time, Chris rants about how Hollywood can't be trusted with big fantasy franchises. Then Nate hates on Panda Express. Hating both pandas and Hollywood is a Christmas tradition!

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Jeremy and Mike are joined by Tim, Chris, and eventually Nate from Against All Oddities! In an absolutely galaxy brained rant, Tim rants about the pointlessness of consensus reality...and also about how it sucks that we have to poop after we eat!

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We ain't got no guests for this rant, so Zack and Jeremy listen to Mike rant about public restrooms, only to discover he is, in fact, history's greatest villain. WILL HE BE VISITED BY THE GHOSTS OF POOPMAS PAST, PRESENT, AND FUTURE? Only time will tell.

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Zack, Jeremy, and Mike are joined by Matt and Eric from the You Didn't Ask For This podcast to rant about the horrors of a white elephant gift exchange! Don't know what that is? Well STEP ON IN AND GET LEARNDED. Then join us in the hate! Christmas is all about hate! #ScroogeWasRight

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