Dispatchers report on craziness at the stores as Florida gets an early start on preparing for the arrival of Hurricane Irma. Shawn hears a radio station in another state getting away with saying bad words on the radio. The price of chicken wings is going up.

Shawn has questions when Angelina Jolie discusses being celibate. A real-life pirate whose wife was lost at sea is arrested for stolen treasure. A McDonalds fan group has issued a weird challenge surrounding the Big Mac. C-Lane thinks he could do the milk challenge. The NFL is considering shortening commercials.

A piece of Shawn has died inside when the new voice of Kermit the Frog makes his first appearance. Nevada is using Fentanyl to execute prisoners on death row. Propublica speaks out against the Red Cross in the wake of the flooding in Houston. A judge orders a dog owner go through a controversial procedure. C-Lane needs an intervention for a personal accessory.

C-Lane is back from Coldplay and talks about some of the moments of the show that made headlines in the country. OJ Simpson is taking his final classes to help with his release. Best Buy is sending salespeople to the customer's house. There is a movement afoot to get rid of Father's Day and replace it with something that doesn't leave out people without fathers.

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Shawn, Sabrina, and C-Lane recap their night at the Philips Phile Texas Hold'em Poker Tournament. Pictures and video coming from the flooded Houston area are unbelievable. A listener calls in from Houston to talk about his experience during the storm. Shawn is fascinated by a new BBC offering. C-Lane and Sabrina draft fantasy football teams. Announcements are made on how to participate in the inaugural Ultimate Pinewood Derby.

A hurricane is approaching Texas and could possibly bring snakes along with it, according to Shawn. Billy is excited about a football game. Dispatchers encourage Shawn to explore his facial hair options. Taylor Swift's new music is met with mixed reviews. Parents get upset over a school with 20 minutes lunches. C-Lane sings a song about a town in Florida looking for a nuisance with an awesome name.

Only one ticket won the second highest Powerball jackpot in history, and the woman drawing the number really hammed it up. 911 calls from a downed theme park ride gave a glimpse of some of the chaos that ensued within. A cell phone video shows a teacher being attacked by a student in Milwaukee.

ESPN is removing Robert Lee from an upcoming broadcast for a ridiculous reason. Joss Whedon is out a fansite after his followers disagree with his morals. Sabrina tries some funny math as the show bets on the McGregor v Mayweather fight. Shawn is surprised there's not more hype about the powerball.

C-Lane is back and injured after a long weekend. Leaked photos of Tiger Woods and ex-girlfriend Lindsay Vonn have appeared on the internet. Shawn is having cat issues. A new generation is emerging who has the potential to never use Facebook. Shawn and Sabrina contemplate what to wear to the Philips Phile's upcoming poker tournament.