Shawna and Sabrina throw a parking lot party to view the partial solar eclipse over Florida.

The closer the eclipse gets, the more people are talking about proper eye protection for the celestial event. Shawn gets an update on a possible culinary undertaking. Some dumbass gets bit by a rattlesnake. A mother is in trouble for doing drugs in the school pick-up line. A city commissioner calls in who's willing to take in unwanted confederate statues.

A white nationalist makes a tearful plea on YouTube. A mother of the day looks shocked in her DUI mugshot. C-Lane and Sabrina find they are eligible for money from a class action settlement. Shawn debuts the first episode of Millionaire Murder.

Shawn stayed up late playing with his toys. ESPN finds themselves in Fantasy Football drama. Your license plate may be illegal and you don't know it. People are curious whether or not they can photograph the solar eclipse without damaging their cameras and phones.

Sabrina is back and Shawn is still uncertain what he wants to do for the solar eclipse, but Orange County is keeping its students inside. Airlines are rallying to limit alcohol intake before flights. A mother calls in concerned with a stance Shawn has about a story involving Asperger's Syndrome. Also, Shawn starts a pizza war.

Sabrina is out sick. C-Lane saw John Mayer in Tampa and has a better appreciation for the Amway Center after visiting other venues. The internet responds to the attack on a weekend counter-protest. An Uber driver kills a man in a fight over directions. A woman has a hard time not having orgasms.

More back-and-forth between Trump and North Korea causes Shawn to seek out bomb shelters. A school caught heat for considering a VIP lunch line. A consumer has started a class-action suit against the Cheesecake Factory. Sabrina finds a hilarious Oprah song and C-Lane loses his mind.

Moscow Mules may be poisoning everyone. Sabrina gets a new do. Shawn is fascinated by a gaming event being held in Orlando. A new "challenge" trend is emerging, this time involving boobs. Ashley Judd seeks justice on Facebook Live.

Today was awesome

The Lake Eola time capsule has been opened, and it's mostly what everyone thought it was. Allegations against Usher take a turn when a woman who came forward against him says she didn't contract any diseases from him. Opinions are mixed over a man who awkwardly brags on Instagram about how much he loves his chubby wife and her "cute little side roll." The month of August is slow for BBC News.