The Confederate statue at Lake Eola is moving at long last, and something has been discovered inside it. Shawn, Sabrina, and C-Lane remember times where something accidentally racist was said after a reporter is scolded for calling a person 'oriental' multiple times. Shawn defends a fellow target of an FWC investigation.

Buzz builds surrounding the Ultimate Pinewood Derby, but C-Lane assures he has no information. An attack on Muslims in London brings out the word police. Shawn, Sabrina, and C-Lane listen to early copies of the show where some of the voices seem to have changed.

Dispatchers are getting pumped and lining up their crew teams for the recently announced Pinewood Derby event. Shawn is having trouble sleeping through the sounds of loud overnight construction on I-4, but is fascinated by a new documentary he watched where licensed sex therapists take their clients' virginity. Nobody seems to want a kayak as a Skywall prize upgrade.

Shawn has an announcement to make, and C-Lane has no clue what it is. The Judge in the Bill Cosby case has sent the jury back to deliberate after they came back saying they were deadlocked. Orlando City player Cyle Larin was arrested for a DUI that left some questions. Shawn shares with Sabrina and C-Lane the greatest dispatch of all time.

Shootings dominate the news as the show examines the aftermath of one in Virginia and hears the beginnings of another out of San Francisco. A UCF football player is being forced to choose between playing football and having a popular YouTube channel. Shawn dumps all of his failing stock. The show discusses meeting famous people.

A game-changing e-mail comes in to the tips box. Shawn recaps a tense incident at the bar. A troublesome blast from the past is back, and pregnant. Bill Cosby could find out his fate soon as the jury takes the trial after a surprisingly short defense. The whole crew argues over french fries after a blog attempts to rank them.

After one year, Shawn, Sabrina, and C-Lane revisit the tragic events of the Pulse nightclub shooting and explore different ways the people of Orlando are honoring and remembering the 49 victims.

Stuff happened.

The show starts with some of the Comey testimony, but bails after about 30 minutes. Shawn learns about the magical world of Gender Reveal Parties. Callers aren't afraid to admit their love for anime porn. A man at an airport is extremely mean to a Ryanair employee named Sabrina.

Shawn tries to decide how to approach tomorrow's Comey testimony. C-Lane gets full force into stock trading, with little money gained. A reporter out of Philly loses her job after being caught on video in a drunken profanity-laden rant against the police.