No clue what happened. I wasn't here. -C-Lane

C-Lane is headed off to California and Shawn secretly hopes something annoying will happen on his plane. Sabrina recaps her time at the massive Metallica concert the night before. Shawn gets nervous over an open mic during a commercial break. Dispatchers ponder over a report about a glitter bomb made for lady gardens.

The show is back after a four-day weekend. Shawn was able to see fireworks displays from different parts of the city from his high rise on the 4th of July. CNN has fired back at Donald Trumps retweet of a wrestling meme in a startling way. Shawn and C-Lane perform some disturbing math in the name of men's health.

Just like the first one, but without that 25 minutes of weird clicking noise.

The press is abuzz over shots taken by Donald Trump at Morning Joe on Twitter. Shawn finds a happy place in the headlines provided by MediaTakeout and a video of a couple having sex in a park. A story about a woman who was arrested for having an 11-year-old boy's baby conjures up some weird questions. A basketball player offers up his phone number to all of his haters.

Shawn is chapped after Sabrina left the bar as soon as he got there. C-Lane gets distracted by chicken commercials. Callers claim to have seen bigfoot. Adam from Finns divides the show and its dispatchers over who would win in a fight: a gorilla or a bear.

Sabrina is back from vacation and talks about some of the craziness from the bachelorette party she attended. A listener named Ryan comes in and updates the show on his quest to find his real father. Sabrina meets Hulk Hogan. A staple part of the show is gone for good.

Pinkman joins the show in Sabrina's absence on the four year anniversary of the first day in middays. A freak software bug causes technical difficulties less than a minute into the show, leaving behind some weird side effects.

Shawn begins the show on the road, stuck in traffic in I-4. One of Sabrina's investments takes a "flash crash" and she doesn't even notice. Calls erupt during a discussion about the time capsule found in Lake Eola's Confederate Soldier statue. She Sheds aim to overshadow the Man Cave.

Shawn opens the show discussing the announcement of Jim Philips' upcoming retirement. A "texalyzer" device could be coming to police cars to see if your phone use affected your driving. New emojis are on the way. Charmin created an Uber-like service for pooping.