Shawn continues his experiment in investing. Sabrina and C-Lane are finally on board and able to buy shares. A listener who knew John Newman, the shooter from Monday's workplace attack, calls the show to tell of her interactions with Newman and how people could've seen signs of instability if they were looking hard enough. The show receives another call from the Miami Joker. A televangelist cries foul over rainbow-decorated french fry boxes. A man shames a pregnant woman for smoking.

The show begins with breaking news of a shooting attack in Orlando from a disgruntled former employee of a local business. Teenagers are less excited about getting cars and are turning to Uber more. Shawn recaps some weekend 'raunting and delves into the world of stock trading.

Shawn and C-Lane were glued to the Scripps National Spelling Bee. C-Lane saw Orlando's first medical marijuana dispensary minutes from opening. Kathy Griffin and her lawyer hold a press conference to address the response to her anti-Trump photo. Shawn is confused by some initials he sees on his sons Instagram page.

Shawn plays audio from the dashcam footage of Tiger Woods' field sobriety test. Callers and dispatchers sound off on depression. Tomorrow is International Whores' Day. A man is dead after a dangerous competition held in Russia. Shawn wants to watch the Spelling Bee.

Shawn was glued to coverage of the gunman at Orlando International Airport the previous night. C-Lane tries to offer insight on why suicide by cop might be rising in popularity. Kathy Griffin goes on the super-backpedal after a controversial photoshoot. Sabrina has a secretive new investment. Among various amounts of coolers, tents, and trash, an entire person is left behind in the infield of a NASCAR race.

Sabrina and C-Lane recap typical Memorial Day activities over the weekend while Shawn wasn't really sure what to do. Various celebrities got flack for tweeting the wrong things about the holiday. More news surfaces surrounding Tiger Woods' DUI over the weekend. A kung fu master breaks an impressive record.

Shawn fields dispatches and calls of well wishes on his 36th birthday and makes a difficult decision. A robot is programmed to make music. Reports spread of Bar Rescue filming in Orlando. The show gets a call from the guy with the joker face tattoo.

After 6 years of development, Volcano Bay is open. Shawn discusses some of the job perks of the people who designed the water park. The show comes to the defense of a father under fire for defending his son from an angry goose. Surveillance video catches an angry neighbor pulling the plug on a kid's bounce house. Shawn is fascinated with a homing pigeon found to be smuggling drugs.

Sabrina recaps her stand up comedy show from the night before. A black man has some work to do after a successful transplant of a white penis. Dispatchers chime in on ideas for the tattoo cover-up. A man livestreams his death on Chaturbate, but things take a turn when C-Lane sees his wife find him. Shawn and C-Lane fight for outdated phrases. Sabrina has a newfound interest in crypto-currency.

Shawn recaps the nights attack news out of Manchester and speaks with someone live over the phone who was close to the commotion. A woman in Virginia is going viral after she's videotaped getting into a nice car after allegedly spending the day panhandling. OJ Simpson could be up for parole. Shawn examines the weird questions asked during some job interviews.