Norman pushes drugs, Roger talks like a Mafia Don and global warming is a hoax because it is cold outside.

This week: Boris Johnson channels Churchill (again); relying on the Chinese to save us from the dark; the soothing properties of furniture packaging; who should not be the next James Bond and two absolutely furious callers to my LBC show.

Prince Harry's new boiler, the RAF's new toys and a VERY ANGRY VEGAN.

In this episode: Donald Trump saves his energy, zombies are alive (ALIVE!) beneath your feet, bore holes, Blackpool and babies.

In this Christmas-free episode:

Chips, glorious chips, the gaming industry takes on the fishing industry

and the gaming industry wins, Harry and Meghan play fixer-uppers, an

insight into what motivates men to love Trump and in this week's

favourite call from my LBC show, a very nice lady is not satisfied with

her shopping exerience.

This week: Santa cracks the whip, Donald Trump has been a naughty

President, Theresa May is popular (oh yes she is!) and the most rock 'n'

roll story ever. Plus, two nice oldish ladies get confused by technology

in the series of best-of calls to my Friday and Saturday night show on LBC.

Your next doctor will be a robot. The thing you ordered online will be delivered by an automaton using magnets. We are all about to have our jobs terminated by The Terminator. But don't fret - there's good news too. Full details inside.

In this episode: the destruction of everything we hold dear, a giant statue made of your money, why we work too hard for our own good, a very angry caller and a very famous actor sticks his oar in.

In the first of this series of brand new Nick Abbot podcasts: Donald Trump rates his sexual performance, Theresa May gets a lecture on the mating rituals of hedgehogs, Nick tells some jokes that made the actual news and a favourite call about the birds and the buffaloes to Nick's weekend shows on LBC