Fey is FAE!!! Come with us to explore this wrap up ACOTAR episode as we discuss how the ending makes us feel and get excited for ACOMAF: arguably the best book in the series!!!!

Sloppy seconds much! Totally awkward corridor shenanigans, it's not for us. And for gods sake Feyre TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM. Come join us as we witness Feyre overcome the end of these trials of Amarantha & see the manipulative shrew get her comeuppance.

Loin cloth? A sheer scarf? Fabric? There's zero to the imagination! Feyre gets tatted, painted, drinks the under the mountain wine and lives to tell the tale.

It's time to go DARK, Feyre is forced to flee her family and face a pilgimage to Prythian to partake in a particularly putrid passage to Amaranthas' awful amusement Under The Mountain! This ain't no time time with the Suriel!!

ENTER RHYS, and take me with you!!!!!!

Calanmai sounds like a damn good time, Mowen wants to be signed up, Pidge is still not keen on fiddles & Roz sounds like poop but rest assured she's healthy for next episode. The Spring Court knows how to plan for fire night, Feyre says FUCK IT to staying inside whilst those drums are calling! Life is too short not to drink the faerie wine!!!! ! I had to re upload this audio because it did something funny!