THE STRESS - do you vom? We just eat... but honestly if anything is going to make us vom it's the end of this episode......AMREN WHO ARE YOU, WHERE ARE YOU, WHERE DID YOU COME FROM. Sarah, before I die I need to know okay??? Cassian, injured AGAIN. Lord Farquard BYE - Daddy BYE. Amren BYE?

This episode is utterly ridiculous. But there is both LOTR and HP chatter. Who are you a healthy mix of? Do you relate more to Pidge or Mowens character. Are you a healthy mix of Pidge and Mowen? Are you more of a Carver, Weaver or Bryaxis? Do you prefer the Ourobouros or the Mirror of Erised?

Nesta has manners, Jurian has magic eyeballs, Feyre is Ianthe but not - Elain has tent flaps. Enjoy!

RIP to our dehydrated bestie...but also RI fucking P to IANTHE you absolute hag!!!! After you darls, in you come, come meet the weaver, who's as terrifying as Pidge post night shift. Enjoy the Catholic Mass explanation - props to Mowens mum and dad for a solid start in life in Catholic Education. The Agnostic Atheism is strong @thenightshiftcourt

The Body of Christ. Amen.

I'm not sure whether to laugh or apologise about this wild ride. Stoves, Showers, BDSM or ASMR. We are more unhinged than normal IMO. Jurian's revealed himself as a no foe though... he's cauldron blessed.

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SIC EM REX!!!! We deep dive into the justification of is four too many thighs? Is it just the correct amount? I suppose it truly depends who they belong to... and who's asking?

Gosh I don't know. Just put someone on it.

Call Mowen MAAS - she's got the imagery... but seriously though, this part of the story is a motion pictures delight. It's where the writers for shows capture the essence of what places and people should look like.

Honestly, this is the episode where we discover Mowens everything shower routine before she realises that no one cares and we get back to the story... We still need more of Mor, Nesta gets her feathers ruffled and still things she's not obvious in her serious stalker girlfriend behaviours. Lord Farquads mirage taunts Rhysie boy and Feyre needs to take a damn bath.

Okay so Elain mayyyyyy have had some validity - join us as we prepare to don Illyrian leathers and follow Mor and Feyre into battle. Lucien is off to find Vassa and make it is grand gesture to “belong” somewhere and to someone….

Goodness Gracious Groceries, is Elain really just irrelevant at this point or no? Pidge has some mad theories about Eris & Keir.

Az is getting loose with truth teller 🙃 but they are still family…right?