Emerie's introduction, solstice gift buying, Rosehall, Luciens black eye...Feyre's paint & sip, that's about it yeah?? BUT have you caught someone in the act?????? This we must know.

Mowen harping about her YiaYia before actually explaining the reason she hasn't been a fan of the Grinch who stole Christmas... WHOOOOOVILLE? I'm fine in Velaris thanks!

It's Solstice gift buying time, is it also Black Friday Sales in Velaris? Rhys can afford it anyway!

A baby episode to wrap up the last two chapters and our finals thoughts on ACOWAR as we prepare for ACOFAS - Rhys POV - snore snore. Mowen's IVF SITREP, Pidge's 2IC in Mowens IVF journey... blessed be the fruit.

Seriously Greece needs to get their parking issues sorted out...donkeys. What's Amren eating now? I can't rest until I know if she likes coriander or not.... Elaine on the green thumb path once again, slumping back into irrelevance...

THE STRESS - do you vom? We just eat... but honestly if anything is going to make us vom it's the end of this episode......AMREN WHO ARE YOU, WHERE ARE YOU, WHERE DID YOU COME FROM. Sarah, before I die I need to know okay??? Cassian, injured AGAIN. Lord Farquard BYE - Daddy BYE. Amren BYE?

This episode is utterly ridiculous. But there is both LOTR and HP chatter. Who are you a healthy mix of? Do you relate more to Pidge or Mowens character. Are you a healthy mix of Pidge and Mowen? Are you more of a Carver, Weaver or Bryaxis? Do you prefer the Ourobouros or the Mirror of Erised?

Nesta has manners, Jurian has magic eyeballs, Feyre is Ianthe but not - Elain has tent flaps. Enjoy!

RIP to our dehydrated bestie...but also RI fucking P to IANTHE you absolute hag!!!! After you darls, in you come, come meet the weaver, who's as terrifying as Pidge post night shift. Enjoy the Catholic Mass explanation - props to Mowens mum and dad for a solid start in life in Catholic Education. The Agnostic Atheism is strong @thenightshiftcourt

The Body of Christ. Amen.

I'm not sure whether to laugh or apologise about this wild ride. Stoves, Showers, BDSM or ASMR. We are more unhinged than normal IMO. Jurian's revealed himself as a no foe though... he's cauldron blessed.

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SIC EM REX!!!! We deep dive into the justification of is four too many thighs? Is it just the correct amount? I suppose it truly depends who they belong to... and who's asking?

Gosh I don't know. Just put someone on it.