What in the Dumbledore is this whiplash that we are experiencing in these chapters??? Glowing freaking friend bracelets and death poo's... DEATH POOS ARE A THING.

Friendship is KING and so is Valkyrie training. Go Girls. YOU GET THAT MOUNTAIN

This week is the three sisters looking devastating in the Sex Dungeon, I mean the court of nightmares...Black dresses all round but only Nesta is actually giving... well - Mor is giving too in RED, Emerie is pining for her. Gwyn is ? flirting with Az - which Mowen is not happy about....

Honestly between the Harry Potter Fandom, the Twilight Fandom and the LOTR Fandom we have you SORTED (no pun intended)

Epiphanies all round, what sort of man do you have, will he question you zipping a drill around the house or just leave you to it? Do you have a ski irg in your bedroom? Can you walk down ten thousand steps? Can you walk down TEN steps after a PUMP class?

If Tamlin could just CEASE with the BEAST form that would be so grand, I am SICK of his broody whinging toxicity. Cassian just needs to shut the hell up and stop telling Nesta the fine details, she'd be way better at anger managme...ahh mindstilling if he just SHOOSHED.

Elain is still boring, beautiful but boring. Nesta's dance career is just as long as Mowens.

SHE DOESN'T EVEN GO HERE!!!!!

Nesta's bathtime interruption is ONLY saved by the bringing of food. It's an absolute NEG from MOWEN re the hair brushing situation but at least you're slowly being introduced to Pidge's kinks....

Like honestly, what even is a great sword...

SOMEBODY STOP ME!!! The Lord of the Rings is getting a decent workout in this episode, as is several Disney movies... but honestly this episode is just a filler to the next few chapters which are HOT. Let's move through it shall we. Cassian is going deep soon... with feelings.... you dirty bird.

Lets argue percentages of Illyrianness shall we? Oh wait, it doesn't fecking matter Cassian SHOOOSH.

Luciens back to manage Tamlins' Tantrums.

Nesta has an exorcism. Matt Shirvington for your viewing pleasure but did you watch the 2024 Olympic Pole Vaulters pole???

Honestly the threesome deleted scene needs to be a fan fic NOW. I don't have anything else to comment OK? Except I kinda miss Lucien... and I kinda hate Feyre right now... Is it because i'm not as fertile? or not mated to a high lord? or simply because i'm on Earth and not Velaris and i'll never be in Velaris.

A Memoir - Mowen.

ITS MOWENS BIRTHDAY (but the file corrupted so this episode is late apologies) If you don't get the Ross Gellar reference we can't be friends. Can you handle someone licking the roof of your mouth? Are you a Pidge or a Mowen? or an Elaine?

Do you think the Cauldron was painful????