Call Mowen MAAS - she's got the imagery... but seriously though, this part of the story is a motion pictures delight. It's where the writers for shows capture the essence of what places and people should look like.

Honestly, this is the episode where we discover Mowens everything shower routine before she realises that no one cares and we get back to the story... We still need more of Mor, Nesta gets her feathers ruffled and still things she's not obvious in her serious stalker girlfriend behaviours. Lord Farquads mirage taunts Rhysie boy and Feyre needs to take a damn bath.

Okay so Elain mayyyyyy have had some validity - join us as we prepare to don Illyrian leathers and follow Mor and Feyre into battle. Lucien is off to find Vassa and make it is grand gesture to “belong” somewhere and to someone….

Goodness Gracious Groceries, is Elain really just irrelevant at this point or no? Pidge has some mad theories about Eris & Keir.

Az is getting loose with truth teller 🙃 but they are still family…right?

Kar-shay - the most bogan thing you’ll ever say…. Elain gives Az a single nod this episode. She is definitely in need of a mental health assessment.

Pidge wants to move in with the Bone Carver… Mowen just wants to spoon with Azriel…

What’s your top aromatic note? Az or Rhys?

I’ll fight you for Az!!!

Love you Lauren :) (Loz likes Cass)

Pidge needs to be a series editor for grammar AND plot holes, did you also pick up this error? Please consult the image on instagram in relation to how do you think Lucien is carried by the "Illyrians babies". Nesta and Elaine - what have the REALLY got to complain about - cannot relate. sign me up.

Whipping, smacking, paddling....ANYHOO.

THEORY is TAMLIN gay?!?!

Have you noticed our episodes getting more unhinged? Seemingly when we record a few in a row they do go downhill, but uphill for your listening pleasure. or pain. I'm not even sure anymore, but we LOVE YOU!.

Some SERIOUS theories Pidge has brought to the party! What do you think??

Feyre's acting skills seem to be improving OR Tam Tam and Ianthe are just DUMB AS FOOOOK. Either way Lucien won't admit it but he is ride or die for her. We get introduced to some too close twinsies and it's giving Circe and Jamie Lannister.

Jurian continues to be a smug douche. Tamlin continues to be clueless, Ianthe continues to be an absolute hag.

Join us as we DIVE into ACOWAR!!!