Kar-shay - the most bogan thing you’ll ever say…. Elain gives Az a single nod this episode. She is definitely in need of a mental health assessment.

Pidge wants to move in with the Bone Carver… Mowen just wants to spoon with Azriel…

What’s your top aromatic note? Az or Rhys?

I’ll fight you for Az!!!

Love you Lauren :) (Loz likes Cass)

Pidge needs to be a series editor for grammar AND plot holes, did you also pick up this error? Please consult the image on instagram in relation to how do you think Lucien is carried by the "Illyrians babies". Nesta and Elaine - what have the REALLY got to complain about - cannot relate. sign me up.

Whipping, smacking, paddling....ANYHOO.

THEORY is TAMLIN gay?!?!

Have you noticed our episodes getting more unhinged? Seemingly when we record a few in a row they do go downhill, but uphill for your listening pleasure. or pain. I'm not even sure anymore, but we LOVE YOU!.

Some SERIOUS theories Pidge has brought to the party! What do you think??

Feyre's acting skills seem to be improving OR Tam Tam and Ianthe are just DUMB AS FOOOOK. Either way Lucien won't admit it but he is ride or die for her. We get introduced to some too close twinsies and it's giving Circe and Jamie Lannister.

Jurian continues to be a smug douche. Tamlin continues to be clueless, Ianthe continues to be an absolute hag.

Join us as we DIVE into ACOWAR!!!

Sheesh this is a big one I almost don't know where to begin. The cauldron's bigger than a freestanding bath in a Beverley Hills Mansion owned by a Selling Sunset Star, but not bigger than one like T Swift would own. A couple of mortals get chucked in and come out Fae... more mating bonds and questionable choices from our favourite person we love to hate, Tampax. Sorry Tampon. Sorry, what?

Here we fugging GO gang, the epicness of Chapter 55 - we don't delve into the debauchery - we glaze over it with soft fae like fingers tantilising the V of Rhys lower abdomen... Rhys doesn't appear to suffer from the dreaded soup belly we all seem to get. Maybe because its Campbells? Who really knows.

We get the ONE BED TROPE, the SLOW BURN TROPE, the ENEMIES to LOVERS TROPE and the FATED MATES TROPE - all in ONE?????? I'm gagging for it. Also Pidge and Mowen are completely unhinged. What even is Mutton anyways????