SOMEBODY STOP ME!!! The Lord of the Rings is getting a decent workout in this episode, as is several Disney movies... but honestly this episode is just a filler to the next few chapters which are HOT. Let's move through it shall we. Cassian is going deep soon... with feelings.... you dirty bird.

Lets argue percentages of Illyrianness shall we? Oh wait, it doesn't fecking matter Cassian SHOOOSH.

Luciens back to manage Tamlins' Tantrums.

Nesta has an exorcism. Matt Shirvington for your viewing pleasure but did you watch the 2024 Olympic Pole Vaulters pole???

Honestly the threesome deleted scene needs to be a fan fic NOW. I don't have anything else to comment OK? Except I kinda miss Lucien... and I kinda hate Feyre right now... Is it because i'm not as fertile? or not mated to a high lord? or simply because i'm on Earth and not Velaris and i'll never be in Velaris.

A Memoir - Mowen.

ITS MOWENS BIRTHDAY (but the file corrupted so this episode is late apologies) If you don't get the Ross Gellar reference we can't be friends. Can you handle someone licking the roof of your mouth? Are you a Pidge or a Mowen? or an Elaine?

Do you think the Cauldron was painful????

Yeah okay guys, Mowen may have done hip hop but YOU didn't see Pidge LINE dancing to Aquas "barbie girl" Mowen is forever changed.....

There were TEARS!

Nesta's eyes are glowing and Cassian is always thinking about that look on her face.

RITA is in the house.... is "Rita's" Rita Skeeters?? That could be a cool FanFic. Nessian edge closer to one another, can you smell it? Az can. Az can basically do anything... mysterious delicious shadow daddy.

LETS GET INTO SILVER FLAMES BABY!! Forced proximity trope activated - Nessian in full slow burn mode. Nesta's hole is getting bulldozed and despite Cassian having his mate close by he's so randy he's still 'admiring Mors beauty..."

Rhys and Cassian need to let their boyhood go.

Feyre and Elain are now both boring.

Lets start the shift...

THANK GOD THAT OVER!!!! IYKYK

Edward and Bella moments

Christmas

Presents in the Sidra

Garden Extensions

The End.

Honestly, the solstice gift giving is cringe, MVP goes to eyeball daddy for those gloves, Feyre's daycare art has no place in Solstice, she can afford LITERALLY ANYTHING. Azriel wins tradition again for the 1999999th time... is there anything he can't do? Amren gets new earrings, again.

The more we go forth, the more inappropriate Mowen is about Ariel and the more boring Elaine gets, the funnier Cassian gets and the more "married" Rhys and Feyre gets, the more forlorn Lucien gets and the more loved up Amren and Varian get and Nesta is just getting wasted....