Yeah okay guys, Mowen may have done hip hop but YOU didn't see Pidge LINE dancing to Aquas "barbie girl" Mowen is forever changed.....

There were TEARS!

Nesta's eyes are glowing and Cassian is always thinking about that look on her face.

RITA is in the house.... is "Rita's" Rita Skeeters?? That could be a cool FanFic. Nessian edge closer to one another, can you smell it? Az can. Az can basically do anything... mysterious delicious shadow daddy.

LETS GET INTO SILVER FLAMES BABY!! Forced proximity trope activated - Nessian in full slow burn mode. Nesta's hole is getting bulldozed and despite Cassian having his mate close by he's so randy he's still 'admiring Mors beauty..."

Rhys and Cassian need to let their boyhood go.

Feyre and Elain are now both boring.

Lets start the shift...

THANK GOD THAT OVER!!!! IYKYK

Edward and Bella moments

Christmas

Presents in the Sidra

Garden Extensions

The End.

Honestly, the solstice gift giving is cringe, MVP goes to eyeball daddy for those gloves, Feyre's daycare art has no place in Solstice, she can afford LITERALLY ANYTHING. Azriel wins tradition again for the 1999999th time... is there anything he can't do? Amren gets new earrings, again.

The more we go forth, the more inappropriate Mowen is about Ariel and the more boring Elaine gets, the funnier Cassian gets and the more "married" Rhys and Feyre gets, the more forlorn Lucien gets and the more loved up Amren and Varian get and Nesta is just getting wasted....

Emerie's introduction, solstice gift buying, Rosehall, Luciens black eye...Feyre's paint & sip, that's about it yeah?? BUT have you caught someone in the act?????? This we must know.

Mowen harping about her YiaYia before actually explaining the reason she hasn't been a fan of the Grinch who stole Christmas... WHOOOOOVILLE? I'm fine in Velaris thanks!

It's Solstice gift buying time, is it also Black Friday Sales in Velaris? Rhys can afford it anyway!

A baby episode to wrap up the last two chapters and our finals thoughts on ACOWAR as we prepare for ACOFAS - Rhys POV - snore snore. Mowen's IVF SITREP, Pidge's 2IC in Mowens IVF journey... blessed be the fruit.

Seriously Greece needs to get their parking issues sorted out...donkeys. What's Amren eating now? I can't rest until I know if she likes coriander or not.... Elaine on the green thumb path once again, slumping back into irrelevance...