A couple episodes ago, we wondered why we had never landed on a (main timeline) Star Wars movie. In a straight monkey's-paw situation, we landed on ATTACK OF THE CLONES! Whoops! Some people on the internet say this one is good; is that just some internet nonsense, or is there something redeeming about this marathon of CGI stew?

This week's recommendations: Kahmeela is feeling good about THE HARDER THEY FALL and says why not take a look at the new PARANORMAL ACTIVITY. Sean likes SPENCER and LAST NIGHT IN SOHO. Robin surprised herself by really liking DUNE.

It's the reboot of the Texas Chainsaw franchise! Wait, no it isn't, that was in 2003. It's the sequel to the Texas Chainsaw Massacre! No, not the good one from 1986. It's ... look, it's a movie with Leatherface that (we're pretty sure) occurs in Texas, what more do you want? In the year 2013, the franchise got another installment based largely on the promise of the chainsaw popping out of the screen in three dimensions. Without that ... well, Trey Songz is here? That's something?

This week's recommendations: Sean likes THE LAST DUEL, Robin recommends the classic ALL THAT JAZZ (and does not recommend Needle in a Timestack) and Kahmeela is still very much wrapped up in SCENES FROM A MARRIAGE. (The consensus on Halloween Kills is a spooky shrug.)

Let's explore why a spooky doll is spooky! Besides the fact that it looks terrifying. And that whole business with the murders in the first movie. And, honestly, we're not gonna get into the origin story all that much. We're mostly gonna creep and spook and jump-scare all day in ANNABELLE: CREATION, one of the most well-received entries in the Conjuring Universe, a thing that we're still doing for some reason!

This week's recommendations: Sean likes LUCA. Other than that, it's pans, as the panel rejects DEAR EVAN HANSEN, MANY SAINTS OF NEWARK and MALIGNANT.

Remember Urban Legend? (Jared Leto doesn't.) Well, it got a sequel! And somehow, that sequel was the number one movie in America! We interrogate the baffling URBAN LEGENDS: FINAL CUT, a movie about film school made by filmmakers who have no idea what happens at film school. By the way, we say early on that we're not going to spoil the movie, then we immediately and repeatedly spoil the movie, so be warned. (What: You were going to WATCH this one? Don't be silly.)

Recommendations: Sean discovers that PLEASANTVILLE is a sneaky classic, Kahmeela says SCENES FROM A MARRIAGE is good enough to make it worth the turmoil, and Robin, unsurprisingly, enjoyed the Emmys.

A short, short time from now, on a planet not that far away, Matt Damon made potatoes out of poop! And it got seven Oscar nominations! THE MARTIAN was a runaway hit, despite being neither scientifically inaccurate or sad (the two things that usually make space movies work). Will it hold up all these ... six-ish years later?

This week's recommendations: Kahmeela gives a cool recommendation to CANDYMAN, but is still probably going to watch it multiple times. Robin came close to loving CRUELLA and recommends you go way back for THE FORTUNE COOKIE. Sean reminds you to go even farther back for SOME LIKE IT HOT, and just does not know what to do with MALIGNANT.

Robin got to pick a movie! And ... it's Sahara? She tells us why she loves this lovable scamp of an mid-aughts, McConaughey-ridden adventure flick — and, while Sean and Kahmeela can't quite match her enthusiasm, they can't be too grumpy about a movie this wacky!

This week's recommendations: Sean's big on THE GREEN KNIGHT and CANDYMAN. Kahmeela endorses Netflix's UNTOLD series. And Robin likes the Blockbuster board game!

A year removed from our first showdown with these ... TURTLES, we revisit the first of the shelled superheroes' seven number-one hits. The original, foam-suited, grit-soaked, Feldman-voiced version of the iconic quartet is the most fondly remembered. Is it any good, though?

Plus, in this week's recommendations: Kahmeela likes the Netflix animated flick VIVO. Robin was pleased to find that MEMENTO holds up. And Sean liked THE NIGHT HOUSE, but viewer beware!

It's one of those classic New York stories: Boy meets girl, girl is a cartoon princess, various rodents get involved, there's a dragon. It's ENCHANTED, one of Disney's biggest live-action hits and a career highlight for perennial Oscar bridesmaid Amy Adams! With a sequel on the way, is this one a lovable lark or a best-forgotten mess?

By some measures, it's the most successful movie of all time — and it was the Number One Movie in America for a record-setting 16 weeks! Returning guest Addi Twigg (@addiful) joins us and selects E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial, the timeless tale of a boy and his alien bestie. Will a combination of nostalgia and magical filmmaking impress our hosts? One all-time NOMIA record will be broken!

Brendan Fraser and his Harvard Pals learn life lessons from a wacky vagabond played by a reasonable facsimile of Joe Pesci! It's WITH HONORS, which is way more of a Madonna single than a movie but somehow won a sleepy 1994 weekend. Is this a hidden gem, or just a movie with young Brendan Fraser's butt in it?

This week's recommendations include mixed reviews from F9, No Sudden Move and Fear Street 1994, plus earnest recommendations for the 1984 action thriller Runaway and the 2017 horror satire Mayhem.