Full Mean Sisters, Half Mean Sisters, & Step Mean Sisters.

Aka: Relax, This Probably Isn’t About You, But It Might Be.

How Catastrophic Thinking Wastes Everyone’s Time, Sucks Up All Your Energy & Never Solves A Single Problem

Aka: Use That Energy To Actually Fix Shit

It’s Pretty Good For Emergencies, Trigger Pulling & Wrestling But Not Much Else.

Aka: Uncertainty Is More Fun.

Love & Hate Are Inseparable, Hot Depends On Cold, & The Worst Shit You Can Imagine Is What Makes The Best Shit You Can Imagine So Great.

Aka: Maybe A Little Gratitude For Your Shitty Attitude Is Inevitable So Maybe Just Deal With It.

Deadly Invisible Bugs, The Religious Fervor & Hysteria On Both Sides, & The Redundantly Mathematical Probability That You Are Reacting Irrationally.

Aka: Math Is Your Friend, Hysteria Is Not.

It Isn’t Easy, It’s Hard & Sometimes It Feels Impossible.

Aka; Still Beats Hauling Buckets Of Sewage Out Of The Basement.

Self Love, Self Loathing, & The Projections Thereof

Aka: How You Feel About Donald Trump Is Likely How You Feel About Yourself.

Turkey & Tofu, Apples & Oranges, & Bruce & Caitlin

Aka: How To Depopulate Your Next Thanksgiving Dinner

Do You Have It? Does Anyone? & Does Not Having It Make Malevolence Less Malevolent?

Aka; Do We Forgive Those Who Know Not What They Do?

Why? Like, What The Fuck?

Aka: Seriously, What Is Wrong With You?