Singing Sad Songs For Horny Twenty Somethings, Existential Credentials Crisis & Feeling Weird About Being In Any Entourage

Aka: My Name For The Weekend Was M.C. BonerKiller

Fudging Data, Omitting Crucial Shit, & Lazily Eschewing Scrutiny For Convenience.

Aka: You’d Be Ten Times More Likely To Listen To This If I Included A Sensationalized Title.

Courageous Accountability, Cowardly Subversion, Dubious Privacy & Wishing You’d Have Said Something Before It All Went To Shit.

Aka: That Mask Probably Doesn’t Make You A Good Person

A 45 Year Old Peter Pan Named Majik, The Majik Of Marxism & DJing Til Gaia Provides All The Majik You Need.

Aka: Burning Man Isn’t Really A Retirement Plan

Courts Say Donald Trump & AOC Can’t Block Citizens, I Say It’s Weird Anyone Can Block Anyone & Real World Blocking Couldn’t Possibly Be More Dramatic

Aka: Maybe The Convenience Of Blocking Is Harming Society And Exacerbating Addiction To “Social” Media.

Darren Had That Haircut First, Ignacio Invented Nachos & You Didn’t Win The Super Bowl

Aka: Stop Taking Credit For The Hard Work Of Others.

Is It Brave, Dumb Or Both To Be Your Actual Self On The Internet?, What Is Gained By Anonymous Social Engagement On The Internet? & How Many People Have Given Up Being Real For Fear Of The Outrage Mob?

Aka: Why Does Anyone Ever Engage With An Internet Stranger?

Camp Costume Party For The Presidents Club, Giving Big Important Speeches From The Tile Department At Home Depot, Voting Money Right Out Of Your Pocket

Aka: The Food Court At The Mall Serves You Better Than This Wacky Bunch

Who Is Her Master, What Does She Fear & How Does She Feel About Gender, God & Local Eating Establishments.

Aka: Interviewing A Robot Is Harder Than Waterboarding A C.I.A./K.G.B. Double Agent

Filtering Lies Thru Vulnerable Children, Being A Teenager Already Sucks Balls & The Last Thing A Kid Needs Is To Believe The World Will End Before They Find Love

Aka: How Much More Evidence Do You Need That Public Education Is Child Abuse?