When Does It Become Religion?, Does It Ever Require Faith?, & What Does It Mean To Be A Scientist?

Aka: Saint Greta & Her Faithful Believers Don’t Seem Much Interested In Your Scrutiny.

Controls, Zones, Food, & Bed Sores

Aka: There Is No Comfort Without Discomfort & I Am Totally Comfortable With That.

Why Is It So Terrible, Why Does It Kill Turtles & Why Does Everyone I Hate Love It So Much?

Aka: It’s Probably Not The Plastic You Hate, It’s The Human Beings.

Of Government, God, Guns, Mother Nature, & That Big Old Grizzly Bear Picking Through Your Garbage

Aka: Consider Sending Fear A Christmas Card This Year

Fake LoLing The People You Hate, Being Dismissive With Phony Hahahas & Creating Future Super Villains With Your Fraudulent Guffaws

Aka: Mockery is An Effective Tool For Lazy Folks To Create A False Sense Of Superiority & An Unbearable Loose Knit Community Of Assholes.

A Teaching Moment For Little Justin Trudeau, Finding Friends Through Mutual Offense & A Birthmarked Boy Named Enwerd

Aka: Hurt Feelings Make Good Friends & Great Art.

We Need To Talk About It, Nobody Ever Talks About It Except Everybody Constantly Talking About It & That’s Why We Really Need To Talk About It.

Aka: “Ginger” is An Anagram of The N-Word But It’s Still Totally Fine To Say It Because Gingers Can Handle Pain Even Though Their Pain Threshold Is Literally Lower.

So Are Your Memories, Your Favorite Stories & Almost Everything You’ve Ever Read

Aka: The Good News Is That You Are Billions Of Years Old & Smarter & Dumber Than You Think.

The Marketing Of Self, The Lie That Is Photography & The Creation & Highlighting of Emptiness.

Aka: FOMO is Mostly a Direct Result of False Advertising.

Believing Women, Taking Responsibility & Minimizing Burden In The Name Of Efficiency & Baseline Morality

Aka: Blaming The Victim In The Mirror Might Be The Fastest Road To Self Empowerment, Taboo Or Not.