Rick Ocasek Bought Me A Salad, David Bowie Enjoying My Breeze, Robin Williams Aping My Steeze & Getting CockBlocked From Hanging Out With Prince.

Aka: Dead People Don’t Talk Back.

How Love Drugs & Neuroscience Caused Him To Rain Hate On Islam, Christianity, Judaism & Pretend To Rain Hate On Donald Trump.

Aka: Life on A Farm Ain’t Nearly As Prestigious As Being An Unaccountable Hollywood Boy Getting Maligned By Ben Affleck On A Cool TV Show.

The Mexican, The Fargo Mom, The Fake Mexican, The Whitest Black Guy, The Asian Tech Bro, The Gay Mayor, The Black/Indian Lady Cop, The Cantankerous Old Jew, The Native American White Lady & The Senile Old Geezer.

Aka: The Village People All Stars.

Bacon & Ayggs, Adam & Steve, & Accidentally Skipping Over The Letter “J”.

Aka: Independence Is Forbidden

The Two William Crockers, Taxes & My Body My Choice

Aka: Do You Own Stuff Or Does Stuff Own You?

Watching The Whole Thing Live, 9-11 Conspiracy Theories & Cowards Bending The Knee To Islam

Aka: Lots Of Things To Never Forget.

The Gay Jewish Nazi Married To A Black Man, What Happens When The Mob Maligns You & Not Being Surprised When The Person You Treat As A Monster Starts Behaving Like One

Aka: The Tree Of Cruelty Does Not Bear Good Fruit.

Gangs Of Seagulls, The Crow Mafia & A Suicidal Crab Named Scott

Aka: The Only Difference Between Being A Superhero & Having A Feast Of Fresh Crab Is The Availability Of A Bucket.

Eggshelling, Peter Panning, & Navigating The Wrath Of San Francisco’s Most Party Loving Smurfs

Aka: Acknowledging Whole Human Beings Might Be Better Than Fixating On A Persons Politcs.

#62 Swearing

Opposable Thumbs, Middle Fingers & Flippin’ Fetchin’ Fiddlesticks

Aka: I Swear, You Have My Word, There Are Good, Honest Reasons To Use Swear Words.